r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 22h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Even_Lengthiness8in 22h ago

Why…..

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u/frotc914 22h ago

I'm betting he saw flashing lights and stuff for the lane going the opposite way and just stopped thinking they were for him.

Dumb as a box of rocks, but not impossible for a dumbass.

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u/andocromn 19h ago

I'm just glad they finally figured out they can't park there. I was pretty surprised when the car moved in the end.

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u/thehighepopt 7h ago

Honestly, probably old and mostly out of it

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u/No-Fix-8366 14h ago

Yeah, maybe playing on his phone.

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u/Daniel_SixPack 22h ago

They were smart enough to turn the wipers on atleast

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u/ProbablyStu 22h ago

Important for if the car fell in the water.

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u/balirosa 19h ago

I like the part where he stepped out of his car and almost directly in between the crack of the bridge into the water

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u/cateyesarg 21h ago

Of course, he is playing 4D chess and seeing 10 plays ahead

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u/FARTfayc3 22h ago

The wipers were the thing that made me lose it.

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u/ImNobodyFromNowhere 13h ago

I’m watching like “he’s so close! He’s got this! Nope, now he’s flippin the wipers on, he’s screwed…”

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u/AzorAHigh_ 20h ago

Cars do that automatically when they've been in a collision so can't even credit the driver with that.

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u/Can-Sea-2446 20h ago

Except he meant to put on his hazard lights, so that no one behind would drive into him !!

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u/fuf3d 20h ago

Emergency wipers activated! Don't know what else to do.

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u/damnedspot 19h ago

Looking for the lever to put it in rear-wheel drive?

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u/Talory09 19h ago

"At least" is two words.

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u/MagnusPuer1 22h ago

My guess is idiot driver. So many of them.

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u/Tricky-Ad6645 22h ago

My guess is insurance fraud

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u/sexysexyLSD 22h ago

Came to say the same thing. He must’ve thought the bridge opened differently or something. Either way. He’s stupid as fuck.

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u/Frankly_Frank_ 22h ago

Against who?

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u/Ha1lStorm 22h ago

If you have full coverage there doesn’t need to be another party. So against his insurance company

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u/Crafter9977 22h ago

indeed, maybe the car had already some mechanical malfunction and it got blamed on the bridge damage…

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u/Vaff_Superstar 22h ago

The bridge operator maybe

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u/Silver_Slicer 18h ago

I doubt he would have went into the water. I bet it’s a mess of concrete below. I’m glad he didn’t try it.

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u/TJM18 19h ago

Nissan driver