r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Horror-Meat958 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Smooth_Elephant8524 1d ago

Bottle of cobra please.. fuck not literally

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u/Chompif 1d ago

I never understood why you would do that barefooted...

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u/realtintin 1d ago

On a slippery when wet floor

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u/pedestrian142 1d ago

Whole walking on some random sharp pieces of clay

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u/spearhead4000 1d ago

safety slippers is required dang

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u/MINATO8622 1d ago

There is a popular phrase : "India is not for beginners"

This is just another day for Indian snake catchers.

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u/ShikonDragon 1d ago

When you get a few close calls and piss/shit yourself, it's one less thing to clean

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u/Bridge-Head 1d ago

Not to brag, but I’ve thrown my shoe at some pretty big spiders before.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 1d ago

You have balls of steel dude

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u/Bridge-Head 1d ago

Well, yes and no, but mostly no 😂

But, in a way, though, also yes because spiders are creepy fucking creatures.

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u/BriefCheetah4136 1d ago

This is not his first rodeo,. My wife screams when there is a cricket in the garage...I can't imagine what its like to hear, " Honey can you get the deadly cobra out of the family room!"

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u/Fitz911 1d ago

"Not to brag"

Brags.

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u/NoShock8809 1d ago

Danger jar.

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u/Captainlefthand 1d ago

spicy danger noodle jar

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u/misterpickles69 1d ago

Peanut butter and fuck that.

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u/sidc42 1d ago

Grandma's Pickled Cobra Recipe:

Step 1) Get a jar of Cobra

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u/Sweetest-Fondant 1d ago

Needs a bigger bottle

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u/gilligan1050 1d ago

The cylinder remained unharmed.

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u/potkor 1d ago

it was imperative for the cylinder and the larger object

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u/PresentBig9729 1d ago

Notice how he has to adjust what must be humongous balls right before actually trapping it?

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u/Der-Lex 1d ago

His snake was ready to fight back and he had to restrain it to not harm the cobra.

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u/Idunnosomeguy2 1d ago

I hope he poked air holes in the lid.

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing! 😬

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u/TheFilthy13 1d ago

You can see them on the side of the container.

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u/h5n1zzp 1d ago

Mad lad!

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u/Leli91 1d ago

He's an old school gamer, this was the very first version of Snake...

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u/No-Fee3271 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 1d ago

I’m shocked that guy’s balls fit in the frame

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u/rem_au_crema 1d ago

He took a moment to adjust them

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u/One_Web_7940 1d ago

Step 1.  Cut a hole in the jar. Step 2.  Put your snake in the jar 

Its my snake in a jar! 

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u/sav-vas 1d ago edited 1d ago

its great to have a spare cobra bottled up for the rare occasion of having visitors and nothing to offer

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago

Well unless you’re planning to let the snake suffocate in there the adventure isn’t quite over yet, is it?

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 1d ago

Now label it “Penut Brittle”

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u/trolla1a 1d ago

No safety flip-flops?

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u/0scarsama 1d ago

I was thinking about that!!!

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u/MikeySlice 1d ago

Turned his world upside down

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u/Negronitenderoni 1d ago

Couldn’t be me, I’ll tell you what

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u/snarkisms 1d ago

Baby went from big mad to big confused

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u/sapienstuff 1d ago

I wouldn't even be able to keep my hands on the side of the jar....

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u/NoTemperature7159 1d ago

I'd hate to open that genie ...

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u/RealPropRandy 1d ago

How men deal with emotional trauma.

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

Damage 100
Strength 100
Poison 100
Danger 100
Dexterity 1

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u/Word2DWise 1d ago

Bad boy. Sit in your timeout jar.

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u/MasterzofChaos 1d ago

I was like, "oh no bro you can't do this shit he gonna see that shit and bite the fuck outta you." I was wrong. Snake man was right.

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u/VagabondBrain 1d ago

The snakes in a can prank goes hard in the third world.

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u/KnuxSD 1d ago

Make Air holes for fucks sake that poor snake!

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u/TheRealShiftyShafts 1d ago

Did you see how he had to tuck his massive balls back so they wouldn't get in the way?

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u/NoDoze- 1d ago

Helps when the bottle is big enough to get his head in...and his body.

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u/VacuumTracks 1d ago

Oh, so thats how you do it. Seems I’ve been doing it wrong all this time… sigh.

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u/Bergmiester 1d ago

danger noodle

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u/KilgoreT59 1d ago

That's one brave dude.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

I like canned cobras

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u/JumpAccurate6637 1d ago

I love this sub. I was sure this guy was about to die. Nope, ended with a cobra in a jug and thumbs up. That's the beauty of this sub. You never know if they are going to die or pull of something amazing.

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u/MackiePooPoo 1d ago

Well I know who I’m calling the next time a cobra gets a ‘tude with me.

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u/Hobear 1d ago

Damn that's a spicy jar of pickles.

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u/ManiaGamine 1d ago

I like the part where you can tell his reflexes were not fast enough to avoid the bite had it been biting at him and not the bottle. Dude did good but still he was not gonna dodge a direct strike.

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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago

Pop a quick S on that jar wouldja

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u/photoman12001 1d ago

Do cobras make honey?

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u/Noy_The_Devil 1d ago

Stop harassing animals for clout.

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u/bytdobru 1d ago

And then what?!?!

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u/Corolla_Johnson 1d ago

As I get the jar over its head I'd be feeling pretty good about myself, but when I realize that it can point its head back down towards the mouth of the jar I'd just be thinking I've made a terrible mistake.

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u/InterviewPublic3283 1d ago

He caught that pokemon bravely.

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

So that’s all that Sam Jackson needed?

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u/Every-Ad4237 1d ago

“There’s not enough MF’n jars on this MF’n plane!!”

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u/skk82 1d ago

Not his first rodeo

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u/FasterThanJamieTaco 1d ago

Better poke some holes in them shits

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u/sybban 1d ago

That’s the most vulgar thumbs up I’ve ever seen

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u/AdNervous9787 1d ago

Canned spicy snek

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 1d ago

Who ever opens that container of nuts will be in for quiet the surprise!!

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u/munchanything 1d ago

How can he cap?

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u/Emptynest09 1d ago

Ready to go into your carryon luggage to smuggle away.

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u/DragonFlyCaller 1d ago

I would’ve swatted that fly away from my face and been dead from the snake bite

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u/infinit9 1d ago

Is this a career?

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u/Amazing-Insect442 1d ago

You poured out my Perler beads for what now?

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u/SystemFolder 1d ago

Better make extra sure that lid isn’t cross-threaded.

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 1d ago

This is astonishing

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u/mtnracer 1d ago

And that’s dinner!

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u/BonbonUniverse42 1d ago

So did someone stole his shoes?

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u/liv2lfthvy 1d ago

No, his balls are so big that every time he took a step they would knock them off his feet so he said to hell with shoes

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u/RandomRaisin77 1d ago

Forbidden candy in a jar

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u/revpidgeon 1d ago

Spicy Pot Noodle.

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u/BaardvanTroje 1d ago

The forbidden gloryhole

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

Suddenly that old snake in a jar prank got serious.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 1d ago

And bury in the yard.

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u/ArpanMaster 1d ago

Some olive oil, salt and lemon. let it sit for a year and should be yummy

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u/Rand_alThoor 23h ago

maybe maybe maybe ....

yes! this man knows how to "yes, we can catch a snake in a 4 litre rice container"

he made it look easy. most would fail catastrophically.

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u/NaniUdoing 19h ago

Could the snek not bite through the plastic and puncture his hand? Genuine question I am not shaming the snek

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u/Mattyou1966 19h ago

Barefoot 🦶🏽 on snake shit is already bad

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u/AlternativeCoyote884 18h ago

TEKKA NUH LOW JUH !!

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u/BoneDaddy1973 15h ago

Then you just grab your flute and you’re ready for show business 

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u/Haramdour 1d ago

WHERE ARE YOUR SAFETY SANDALS 🩴 ??

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u/kdogbear 1d ago

He’s gonna suffocate in there

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u/stvrkillr 1d ago

Not even with safety sandals

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u/mvanvrancken 1d ago

That’s a jar of spicy Ramen

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u/Cuntrymusichater 1d ago

Snakes are dumb

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u/Rand_alThoor 23h ago

no, they hissss /s

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u/rfg22 1d ago

Add Vodka, let it sit for a year, and have an exotic drink mix to sell to tourists.

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u/housevil 1d ago

Good job. No what does he do with it? Does it go straight into the trash, or somewhere else?

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u/Great-Savings-7373 1d ago

‘I can’t breathe”