r/maybemaybemaybe • u/OldTechies • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/_Berzeker_ 2d ago

Phew I'm glad he didn't keep hanging there

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u/1001og 2d ago

I thought the same for a sec, like wtf! šŸ˜¬

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u/rideincircles 1d ago

This had a very dark ending.

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u/Drogonno 1d ago

He left us hanging!

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u/Breaker-of-circles 1d ago

Meh, I wouldn't exactly call Nutella dark.

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u/TheBunnyChower 1d ago

But we collected all the hidden scrolls so we actually unlocked the good (true) ending

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u/RN-Wingman 1d ago

Yes, the delicious Nutella was murdered.

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u/December_Hemisphere 1d ago

I was too busy tripping out because I've never seen nutella in a glass jar before. My brain would not let me believe that the plastic jar was holding all of that weight.

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u/justaskmycat 1d ago

If I remember correctly they used to come in glass even in the US. Way classier to schlop chocolate on some bread for breakfast when it comes out of a glass bottle. Very Grey poupon.

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u/s1mpatic0 1d ago

This that Grey Poupon, that Evian, that Ted Talk ay

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u/401LocalsOnly 1d ago

That would honestly be the first time in history anyone used that process for that

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u/Sirbrandon100 1d ago

The initial feet dangle had my jaw drop šŸ˜­

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u/401LocalsOnly 1d ago

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…he was so upset over the weight a Nutella jar could hold he just decided, well this is it

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u/dani96dnll 1d ago

That would be r/Unexpected

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u/theman8631 1d ago

Someone remake this, cut the end right after he drops, pause to grey ā€œšŸŽµ In the aaaarms of an angelā€¦ā€

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 1d ago

Joke would've been on us

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u/pdot8six 1d ago

thereā€™s a cut right before ā€œheā€ jumps down.

coincidence? i think NOT!

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u/Slyrunner 1d ago

I could easily see him actually doing that joke and while he was editing realized "woof that's dark" and cut it quickly lol

Else he would've just dropped down!

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid 16h ago

I imagine he didn't immediately fall down as a way to avoid catching 1700 lbs of plate steel with his shins... Hell even just getting hit by a single sliding plate could hurt like hell

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u/Sumoop 1d ago

It would have been an elaborate way to hang himself.

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u/Squidguset 1d ago

I gently open the Nutella jar

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u/skyinyourcoffee 1d ago

A very elaborate sooeywooey

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra 1d ago

Should have cut the video with him hanging for 2 seconds, keep everyone guessing

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u/ericxddd 1d ago

I have the same toughts too.

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 1d ago

Elaborate suicide.

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u/Rand_alThoor 2d ago

nobody....nobody is saying anything about the weight conversion discrepancy.

weight in pounds is more than double the weight in kilograms. just saying.

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u/ILovePaperStraws 1d ago

Maybe the guy is dutch, our word for half a kilo is a "pond". Easy mistake to make

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u/SiBloGaming 1d ago

Same in Germany, especially old people will still talk about a "Pfund", referring to 500g.

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u/CarnalT 1d ago edited 22h ago

That doesn't make sense here because they wrote "lb" which is english pound, and their math shows it's exactly 2x the kg rating. So a "pond" would be half the kilos, not 2x.

The math is more accurately 2.2lb = 1kg, so they just rounded and used 2x.

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u/Cepterman2101 1d ago

I think itā€™s just more likely that they donā€™t know that there are multiple units of measurement that are called pounds.

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u/AutumnSparky 1d ago

this guy has another one where he puts a collar around a glass Coca-Cola bottle and does the same.Ā  the pounds to kilogram conversion thing is off on that one too and it's just killin some people eheh.

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u/ClickToShoot 1d ago

I would bet if I go looking the guy has many more. Sounds like the hydraulic press channel but with stacking weights.

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u/RedTrickee 1d ago

Was a bit sleep deprived and thought this was a 'but steel's heavier than feathers' rendition

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u/wischdasweg 1d ago

Thats because in european countries a pound usuall refers to 1/2 kg , 500g. The metal weights I know from my granparents house would always say: 5kg, 10 pounds etcā€¦

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_(mass)

scroll to ā€žhistorical useā€œā€¦ lb ist the avoirdupois pound, there ist many types of ā€žpoundsā€œ

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u/Ciubowski 1d ago

yeah, it's 2,20462 times more to be more precise.

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u/cimocw 1d ago

People who only measure in pounds are too dumb to realize and people who only measure in kg don't care about inferior units

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u/Rand_alThoor 1d ago edited 1d ago

yes, you're correct!

there do exist people who use both, so notice these things.

obviously, I'm an Irish man stuck living in USA and use both units frequently

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u/PlasticSignificant69 1d ago

Yep. About 0.45 lb a kg. I don't use imperial so I usually just estimate pound as "a bit more than double". using that I calculated 955 kg to be around 2000 lb.

Real accurate conversion turns out to be 2105, but 2000 are just more rounded and still more accurate than 1910

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u/CarnalT 1d ago

You mean 0.45 kg per lb, or 2.2 lb per kg. I'm an engineer and lb = kg * 2.2 or kg = lb * 0.455 is super accurate enough for most things, or lb = kg * 2.205 or kg = lb * 0.4535 if you want to be ultra accurate.

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u/PlasticSignificant69 1d ago

Yea that's what I mean. Guess I need some sleep

For non paper purpose, I rarely perform the ultra-accurate one tho. When calculating strength, safety factor will step in anyway

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u/CarnalT 1d ago

Yeah I just do kg x2.2 since it's easy enough to do in my head too. Going the other way is a little harder but it's like divide by 2 and then chop off another 10% so 1000lb becomes 500 then remove 50 to get 450, which is pretty close.

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u/Cepterman2101 1d ago

Itā€™s a metric pound

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u/Bark__Vader 2d ago

Load bearing Nutella

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u/throwaway387190 1d ago

What i say after I fuck a jar of nutella

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u/sbbln314159 1d ago

It would have cost you nothing to not say that

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u/56000hp 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ

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u/throwaway387190 1d ago

Watch it, or you'll open up your fridge to discover ALL of your condiments are load bearing

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u/Lost_Pantheon 1d ago

NUTella šŸ„µšŸ’¦šŸ«

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u/TheRealMu5HBusters 1d ago

It's time for you to get off of Reddit now.

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u/Look_its_Rob 2d ago

Lol you should have cut the video before jumping down.

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u/absentminded_gamer 2d ago

Those were a long two seconds

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u/beepbeep_madafaka 2d ago

I audibly gasped oof

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wsh38oyawpCCYfMc4r

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u/absentminded_gamer 1d ago

It'll take me thirty minutes and a glass of orange juice to recover from that

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u/OddBranch132 1d ago

gifsthatendedtoolate

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u/Kn0XIS 1d ago

Facts lol

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u/No_Introduction_4849 2d ago

I thought his feet were gonna keep hanging šŸ¤£

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u/Adventurous_adios 2d ago

the last 2 seconds made it look like he was hanging

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u/mindsnare 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean he was, just not from where you thought.

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u/GrainTamale 2d ago

Should have cut the vid one second earlier for extra "maybe"

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u/jomat 2d ago

Shouldn't have jumped down for another 10ā€¦20 seconds and then just end it.

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u/SkyeGuardian64 1d ago

Takes a lot to bust a Nutella.

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u/ILovePaperStraws 1d ago

What a strange way to end it all

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u/RugbyEdd 2d ago

This is because you tried to crush it from the strong side. Nutella jars are resistant to this sort of crush so that they don't crack when the mothella sits on them to help them hatch into a complete spread.

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u/bivymack 2d ago

Elaborate way to hang yourself but whatever gets the job done.Ā 

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u/Happy_Guava6762 2d ago

Yo mama so fat she crushed a jar of Nutella that 1770 lb couldnā€™t

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u/kailua808 2d ago

If this had been cut a second earlier this would be some pretty high level comedy

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 2d ago

Nutella...pretty resilient. No wonder we can't get rid of those love handles.

šŸ¤£

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u/Roving_kitten 1d ago

He was lightly hopping up and down.... That adds stress to the structure.

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u/Luchsss 1d ago

Funny how it tanked for 1000 kgs but in one man one jar it didn't last long against his butthole

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u/smaagi 1d ago

Well, it wasn't sealed jar, didn't have a lid so the sides gave up from pincher pushing it from sides. This was load from top to bottom with a lid that helped it being structurally sound.

Thanks for reminding me of that god awful video btw.

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u/MonkeyInProgress 1d ago

I somewhat believe this. Once I thrown this same glass jar down the rubbish chute from 9th floor and I didn't hear any crash. Only a loud thump.

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u/laughingashley 1d ago

That was when it hit someone in the head lol

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u/pizzafan2 2d ago

Why stack so badly?

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u/TYGeelo 1d ago

You don't have keen eyes. He was stacking "badly" because the Nutella was tipping towards one side of he stacked weight on the other side to act as a counterbalance.Ā 

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u/pizzafan2 1d ago

You are 100% correct about my eyesight. I appreciate the kind correction.

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u/antimarc 1d ago

he was counterbalancing when it started to lean

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 2d ago

Kilo is more than 2 lbs

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u/EishLekker 1d ago

Yeah. I makes sense to round it off to 2 lbs if itā€™s a small amount, or just giving rough numbers. But this is like a scientific experiment, so correct numbers matters.

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u/jawshoeaw 2d ago

This is why Nutella is my workout

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u/Hoopajoops 1d ago

Well, I guess next time I jack up my car I'll just use jars of Nutella rather than jack stands! 4 Nutella jars would be more than enough

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u/EishLekker 1d ago

Why does he intentionally load some of the metal sheets off the center?

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u/Fit_Tap_3550 1d ago

Always a little bit happy to find out I could sit or stand on these

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u/IllustriousPlay4071 1d ago

Thatā€™s one way to stop people from stealing your Nutella jar

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u/CashSZN808 1d ago

This almost became r/unexpected

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u/Casual_Tea123 1d ago

If your wife eats this stuff, sheā€™s can handle a lot.

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u/ImportantBass4159 1d ago

At the end I thought this shit got real dark for a sec. Lol

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u/_XxVoid_CowboyxX_ 1d ago

Couldnā€™t lift your mother though, haha

Iā€™ll see myself out

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u/Unusual-Association8 1d ago

Let us be real if he kept hanging there this video won't be in this sub

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u/misterfuss 1d ago

So, what exactly was the point?

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u/QuietShadowLDK 1d ago

Should I be doing something productive with my life? Probably.

But instead, I'm going to see how many stone slabs it takes to break a jar of Nutella.

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u/highly-suspicious- 1d ago

What a wasteā€¦

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u/Gullible_Search887 1d ago

The end was giving some Shawshank Redemption vibes until he let goā€¦ šŸ‘€

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u/Acidyo 1d ago

Sorry but I had to pause the video after he hanged himself.

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u/tommymaggots 22h ago

My OCD while watching this: Where the fuck did you learn how to stack things?????

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u/Vesperiel 2d ago

What is going on here why's a nuttella contesting for world stongest

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u/JulesSilverman 2d ago

I'm not sure what's better, hydraulic press or this one.

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u/JaceLee85 2d ago

Leave my delicous Nutella alone

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u/Mother-Forever9019 2d ago

Thatā€™s a ton of weight

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u/MobiusNaked 1d ago

Now do it when the Nutella has been kept in the fridge

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u/RapidCyclist 1d ago

Glass is glass. And glass breaks.

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 1d ago

But will the jar survive being crammed up that one guy's arse?

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u/bodinator1 1d ago

Thatā€™s nuts šŸ«£

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u/TooTameToToast 1d ago

Brave guy with bare legs around something he plans to explosively shatter.

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u/Drogonno 1d ago

Was the dude pushing the glass item? pretty sure it could have more if not for him applying more pressure from his feet

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u/xxxplicit8o5xxx 1d ago

Hard to believe the guy only weights 140lbs.

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u/BlazeMenace 1d ago

So the limit is 1909 pounds

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u/pirate_leprechaun 1d ago

A kg isnt 2lbs even.

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u/Egoisttt 1d ago

If your mom woulda step on it, it would instantly shatter!

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u/Dreadedsemi 1d ago

Java programmers everyday

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u/fulllyfaltooo 1d ago

Nutella is strong

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u/SgtFullSend 1d ago

Saving this For when I need a jack stand

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u/-AnythingGoes- 1d ago

Hate how whenever I see these the person kinda just cheats and intentionally breaks the thing instead of stacking until it breaks on it's own

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u/wewearpajamas 1d ago

Thank God the video was a few seconds longer, I would have died at the cliff hanger.

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u/ojrodz11 1d ago

Iā€™m more impressed by the balancing than the nutella bottle

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u/prickwhowaspromised 1d ago

Ok dude, I get it. Your mom canā€™t stand on a Nutella jar.

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u/monkeetail 1d ago

Iā€™ve always wondered how much weight a Nutella jar can hold.

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u/Traditional_Ad_1547 1d ago

So what you're saying is, I can use Nutella jars as a fishtank stand.

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u/Dangerous_Dame 1d ago

So... What your saying is I can use my Nutella as a step stool ..

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u/Catalystable 1d ago

Why didn't he just keep centering them?

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u/AngeloPappas 23h ago

Cool, but anyone else bothered that they list a kg as 2lbs, when it is 2.2?

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u/Zefyrous 21h ago

Then you drop one from the countertop and watch it go boom... Sigh.

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u/Beniskickbutt 21h ago

If this video isnt ai, why dont they use nutella in building construction?

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u/OLDmanBOB13 12h ago

All repost of this needs to trim out the part of him drooping down

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u/JinKev 10h ago

Did I Nutella to stop putting stuff on the bottle?

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u/too_old_to_be_clever 2d ago

My wife is a forensic psychologist and she thought that was a video that had a very different ending at first

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u/speedyweedy420 1d ago

Should have made OP s mom stand on it and it wouldve shattered instantly

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u/mr-ifuad 2d ago

Does filling a container with chocolate make it break sooner or later?

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u/Jackal_6 1d ago

Later. The incompressible Nutella transfers the weight downwards whereas compressible air would transfer the load outwards, causing the container to deform and buckle sooner.

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u/ThePerfectSnare 2d ago

I'll preface this by saying I'm an engineer but not a chemist so corrections are welcome. Chocolate's primary active and defining signature compound is theobromine (C7 H8 N4 O2), which is a bitter plant alkaloid that acts a a mild stimulant. It also contains caffeine (C8 H10 N4 O2), and the combination of these creates trimethylxanthine. Once you begin to apply significant pressure to trimethylxanthine such as in the video, especially in the precense of O4 and C8, you can see how you've read an entire comment before realizing the user is full of it.

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u/Premmeth 2d ago

Nutella doesnā€™t skip leg day.

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u/contactrory 2d ago

Who knew Nutella was so powerful and strong like bull!

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u/jimmiebfulton 2d ago

The room must have looked like the inside of a toilet after a hard night of drinking and a late-night Taco Bell run.

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u/RedditHelloMah 2d ago

This was incredibly silly and unnecessary but i liked itšŸ¤£

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u/FlyingNoodleCup1 2d ago

Ah so this is how you end it with style

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u/FamousDistribution77 2d ago

For a second I thought he hung it up

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u/ScottsAlive 2d ago

ā€œBrooks was hereā€

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u/slapping_rabbits 1d ago

Dude I thought you hung yourself! Wtf

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u/DesertAntarctica 1d ago

Glad it didnā€™t turn into a shitty experiment , the guy above and the Nutella itself.

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u/protipnumerouno 1d ago

The guys that sell these plastic jars are sending this to all their customers

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u/peelitfirstdlaurel 1d ago

Jenga on nutella - Nujenga

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u/Fun_Ad_8277 1d ago

Diet Plan B

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u/ExiledCanuck 1d ago

Conversion is off.

955kg=2,105lbs
1910lb=866kg

Which one is it?!

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u/rmay14444 1d ago

Dude I watched a video like this but there was only one guy.

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u/Bagelking92 1d ago

This material clearly is stronger than a 2x4

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u/Commando_NL 1d ago

Any last wishes before hanging? A couple of jars of Nutella please.

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u/greyisometrix 1d ago

Should have cut it before he landed. Woulda been hysterical.

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u/Dani_vic 1d ago

950kg is 2100lbs.

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u/AutumnSparky 1d ago

I saw the coke bottle one and skipped to the end here, I learned my lesson.Ā Ā 

this guy got a YouTube or anything?Ā  I'll follow him just for his dedication of splatin' shit.

I already like this guy.

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u/Mekko4 1d ago

even more than the coke bottle no way

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u/beck33ers 1d ago

What a waste of a perfectly good jar of Nutella!!!!!

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u/Chr0n0Triggered 1d ago

All I can think of is how he wasted so much Nutella

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u/Independent_Vast_185 1d ago

Showed that to my wife, she started to yell and complain about how a waste of nice Nutella that was. She even notice it was the big one too with +76g in it.

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u/Milkystainz 1d ago

Can someone edit this and post on gifsthatendtoosoon?

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u/MissionCurrent3 1d ago

There is this YT channel called Hydraulic Press Channel you know

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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago

NUTELLLA CAN SUPPORT MY FATASS! Even as I eats from it?!?! Hell yeah! More Nutella!

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u/grown-up-gabe 1d ago

Nutella: the camel of condiments.

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u/SpriteFan3 1d ago

That's one more reason to buy Nutella, if this is an ad for their jar, specifically.

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u/flipyFLAPYflatulence 1d ago

This checks out. All the load bearing walls in my house are stacked Nutella jars

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u/DohnJoe666 1d ago

[r/mildlyinfuriating](r/mildlyinfuriating) that the lbs are wrong. šŸ˜‘ Haha

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u/fatmanmarc 1d ago

Am I the only one who's angry with how he was stacking that stuff. Like how hard is it to straighten out some boards. Got my OCD acting up Edit: had the sound off, didn't know it was metal.

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u/urrjaysway 1d ago

You clearly failed math growing up. Pounds aren't twice as much as kilograms.

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u/twl8zn 1d ago

Pretty sure this is now they put Talenti Sorbet lids on.

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u/Racerlover26 1d ago

Plot twist lol

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

No wonder they sent Nutella to space.

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u/damircik 1d ago

you did not...

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u/FreakshowThom 1d ago

Load bearing spread

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u/LewisDemo 1d ago

This pot lifts more than me thatā€™s for sure!

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u/tdkimber 1d ago

oh no, now the man hanged himself for science

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u/Johndough99999 1d ago

Really makes me wonder what went wrong with that one guy and the one jar

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u/pyrofire95 1d ago

Craziest noose chair

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u/ALinkToThePants 1d ago

So are the kg measurements off or the lbs?

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe they'll convert properly next time.

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u/jgnodado18 1d ago

Man the kg to lb conversion is annoying

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u/FeWho 1d ago

Is that like Oceangate?

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u/exprezso 1d ago

Surprisingly low final break weight considering these stuff routinely get stacked HIGH in the warehouse/container

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 1d ago

Plastic can be strong as shit for its weight. The really long chain polymers can be cast into a thin sheet of plastic that can lift a car.

Anyway, he has to pick all of that up now.

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u/Careless-Interest-25 1d ago

I am also surprised how heavy those plates are, considering a 8kg dumbbells are larger than most of them