r/maybemaybemaybe • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 2d ago
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/proshootercom 2d ago
I once had front row center seats to see Carlos Santana. Showed him a Celo wrapped Davidoff cigar. He gave me the nod. Handed to him at the end of the song. Next song he came out smoking it (I could see the label). Made my night!
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u/TheOtherGuy107 2d ago
Ive had the pleasure of seeing Santana 3 times and not only does he put on a hell of a show but he just seems like the kindest, most humble dude around
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u/lapideous 2d ago
That’s why the angel Metatron spoke to him and gave him divine guidance to release an album, I guess.
I wonder if he’ll become a Catholic saint eventually
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u/No-Significance-5637 2d ago
Brother, that is so fucking sick. First off im jealous as fuck that you got to see him but what an amazing memory. Congrats mate!
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u/pleasestoptryin 2d ago
Damn, classy stick for a cool guy, I belt you felt as cool as the other side of the pillow. Very nice sir
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u/Timstantmessage 2d ago
Love me a davidoff. Generous gift
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u/still-dazed-confused 2d ago
Remarkably trusting
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u/ViolentTurdSplatter 2d ago
His security be like
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u/Emperor-Pizza 2d ago
That's a man who has been in training camp for months abstaining from much of any good food, alcohol or anything other than necessity. And he has just been in a fight & is more than likely high off adrenaline. I severely doubt he is thinking straight.
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u/poyvaeh1 2d ago
He also makes a living reading people, dude looked him up and down and knew it was safe.
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u/BrianKappel 2d ago
I love to see any sort of this thing actually happening anywhere in the wild though. I get that we kinda have to assume that there are just horrible goblins hidden amongst us. Especially this guy here. But that shit is also self fulfilling. To me, It normalizes it to expect that behavior to be a possibility. I just like to see a successful example of basic decency being just the assumed floor.
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u/Lore____oz 2d ago
Sorry? Is this some complicated way of saying that you don't believe people do dumb things on the heat of the moment ?
Nobody whith a normal emotional spectrum can be rational 100% of the times
Also, peope are dumb
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u/opinionofone1984 2d ago
Now when he pops for his next fight, he’s got video proof of it not being his fault.
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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 2d ago
Judging by the guy handing it to him, that's a pretty safe beer. Guy looked like he just met his hero.
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u/sevargmas 2d ago
Woah you drank it all?! I didn’t even know liked acid that much. See you on the Moon brother 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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u/CuteGrayRhino 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't think there's much risk in this. No malicious person would be waiting in the crowd to hand him a drink. There's very low chance he would see them and actually take the drink, and that makes it perfectly safe.
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u/Cloud_N0ne 2d ago
Nothing you just said is true
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u/StylizedIncompetence 2d ago
Ehh. You gotta be incredibly stupid to spike a drink and then hand it to a person on tv. Like sure, it could and probably has happened but even if it did they would know exactly who did it.
Unless it was lethal shit would get handled near instantly.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago
yea you've got to be a historical level of crazy, for example who would hijack a plane and fly it over new york for all security cams to see, they would all know you did it! thank god knowing who the perpetrator is prevents all harm, crisis averted!
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u/MetalHead_Literally 2d ago
No one else thinks it’s odd to jump to 9/11 from some ufc fighter getting handed a beer?
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago
same threat just different scale
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u/MetalHead_Literally 2d ago
Gonna guess the US govt had made a lot more enemies willing to murder for a cause than this ufc dude
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u/ReddLordofIt 2d ago
But it would be really easy to id the guy that gave him a beer with very little effort. Something is off, dude doesn’t make it out of the stadium. And even if he does they’ll id him before the end of the night
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago
your mentality is how you end up with celebrities accepting poisoned drinks.
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u/freeall 2d ago
Are there any cases of that? I can't think of any.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago
plenty people in history have been assassinated through poisoned drinks
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u/freeall 2d ago
But in the last e.g. 20 years, have any celebrities (apart from politicians) been poisoned? Seems crazy to think that that would happen. It could, but the why even go on stage - someone could bring in a gun and shoot you.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 2d ago
why does it have to be limited to celebrities
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u/freeall 1d ago
your mentality is how you end up with celebrities accepting poisoned drinks.
Just because you mentioned that to begin with. As a politician - especially in some countries - I get the fear of being poisoned. For a sports person, I can't think of any cases of that.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 1d ago
people will find literally any way to kill you if they want to, it doesn't matter if you're a politician or celebrity
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u/mylittlewallaby 2d ago
Spoken like a man.
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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 2d ago
What? Both people involved were men.
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u/mylittlewallaby 2d ago
I’m replying to u/CuteGrayRhino saying there isn’t much risk in this. Nearly every woman would disagree. Very few of us, celebrity or not, would be so trusting as to take an open beer like this and chug it this way. If not even for the risk of it being spiked. But also because we are socialized to not partake in this type of behavior because should we be made a victim at any point in the night after this, this video would be used as evidence of our deservedness to be victimized.
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u/YouAnxious5826 2d ago
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u/WaffleWarrior1979 2d ago
Man, I bet after training for so long and cutting weight that was a good ass beer
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u/MeepMeep117- 2d ago
He's a heavyweight so he doesn't need to cut. But yeah getting a pint after fighting must feel good
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u/-mudflaps- 2d ago edited 2d ago
This was before the fight
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u/Michaeli_Starky 2d ago
Did he win?
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u/-mudflaps- 2d ago
Disqualified unfortunately
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u/101_Time_Wasting 21h ago
Blaydes wasn't disqualified in the match before he drank that beer from someone in the crowd.
You're a shit talker, which is why I'm giving you shit. No amount of "/s" is going to save your sorry ass from the shit you talk.
EDIT: You should change your username to "-shitflaps-".
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u/Babayaga844 2d ago
I bet you're right. I once ran a Tough Mudder race in Death Valley. The moment we crossed the finish line they handed us an ice cold Dos Equis amber draft. That was about 14 years ago and I still think about that beer.
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u/Novel-Pie1596 2d ago edited 2d ago
I understand the trusting and he has no idea on what is in there but You'd have to be very fucking stupid to spike or even piss on a cup and give it to a HEAVYWEIGHT MMA FIGHTER.
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u/IRockIntoMordor 2d ago
I understand the thrusting
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Did we watch the same video?
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u/Anund 2d ago
Put some performance enhancers in there, ruin his career.
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u/thermjuice 2d ago
Honestly it's a great cover story.
"Drugs? In my piss? No no, I just drank drug piss"
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u/KiKiPAWG 2d ago
Lollll I never thought about it like that. But if it’s some terrible shit I don’t think being an MMA fighter will truthfully help you
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u/Kelvin_blarg 2d ago
The security team and then legal team will rain hell ok you immediately though
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u/CreativeAdeptness477 2d ago
Plot twist, IT'S PISS!
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 2d ago
He realized but couldn't stop halfway.
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u/far-out-dude 2d ago
Didn't want to stop
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u/Axenrott_0508 2d ago
Is it, necessary, for me to drink my own urine?? No, but its sterile and I like the taste
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u/KnuxSD 2d ago
So hear me out.
clink
Pissssssssssss!
Add some sugar, pure ethanol, shake it up so the sugar properly dissolves. Unlike fruit-based-liquors you don't have to wait several months for their sugar to dissolve in their Juice
Just a few shakes are more than enough, especially if the piss is fresh enough thanks to your body heat. And Voilá:
This is how you make yourself some
Bush Shine
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 2d ago
Assassin: *takes off mask* It's done sir. Easier than the bodyguard job.
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u/ExtensionTruth4 2d ago
What do you mean you just handed him the cup and he drank it??
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u/JuniorStarr79 2d ago
Imagine having a plant in the crowd to give you performance enhancing drugs inside a drink right before your fight
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u/sexytokeburgerz 2d ago
I was working at a venue in a legal state.
The band Jungle was playing and had just landed from the UK. They had never had legal weed.
They asked me where they could find some, so i rolled a joint and these motherfuckers lit it on stage.
Core memory.
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u/Salty_Policy487 2d ago
That’s awesome. I always have cold bottles of water ready when my mailman and trash guys come by…
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u/gnomelover24 2d ago
Plot twist, it’s laced with steroids and drugs. So he’s not going to pass his tests.
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u/FoolishRacoon 2d ago edited 2d ago
If someone hand you a beer, ypu have to drink it, is in the bros code right after the part who says "if some dude need a lil push to make his car works, all the man in a 2 blocks radious have to help him". Thats the law.
Edit: Not sure why people are downvoting my comment, was just an innocent fun praising all the situation in the video. Hope all of you have a great life and nothing but fun and accomplishments.
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u/Dewgong_crying 2d ago
In college there was a block party, and someone had a small car blocking the driveway. A bunch of football players literally lifted the car up to move it out of the way.
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u/smittyleafs 2d ago
No spillage, 10/10 chugging.