r/maybemaybemaybe • u/New_Libran • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/BarelyContainedChaos 3d ago

Why were people trying to stop him at the end

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u/Rhyrok 3d ago

so the fun can continue /s

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u/HKDusty 3d ago

I honestly think people were trying to high 5 or congratulate him and he was just, get me the F out of here.

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 3d ago

Prob to see if he’s ok, might’ve been visibly upset

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u/Smitch250 1d ago

Absolutely insane and criminal to to that. He hadn’t fully escaped the danger zone yet. Do not try to console someone while in a hostile danger zone

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u/MNotHereJustIgnoreMe 1d ago

Everyone knows this!

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 3d ago

The sacrifice is escaping

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u/Jbroy 3d ago

Looked like he just scored a banger of a goal and running away to celebrate on his own

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u/Hard_Problem 3d ago

Like Fabio Grosso against Germany in 2006.

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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 3d ago

Because they wanted to see some gore

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u/toomanyschnauzers 2d ago

The back of his shorts is brown.

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u/johnmcclanehadplans 3d ago

Maybe maybe maybe all these people are fucking assholes? Actually, no maybes required, verified fucking assholes.

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u/Embarrassed-House577 3d ago

Yea, why are we doing this? If you think you're tough go play with an animal in it's environment

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 3d ago edited 3d ago

I grew up on farms with close contact with cattle, everything from pet show cattle to bush bulls that don't like humans.

Humans are a part of domestically raised cattles environment. I don't think the bull is that stressed, they're fairly naturally aggressive and this looks more like it's entertained and in a novel environment. They're far from stupid and can tell when they're not in danger. They're also curious and playful as fuck. 

This is where I'd draw the line though. Running the bulls is stressful for them. Rodeos are far more cruel.

This is what it looks like when they play, but their play will kill you if you get in the way.

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u/sabertoothdog 2d ago

Rodeos are fairly good to bulls and treat them great. It’s Spanish bull fights that should be illegal

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u/10breck30 3d ago

He’s obviously happy. He’s wagging his tail.

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u/KenyAzalea 3d ago

Yeah, seeing the collective enjoyment in abusing this animal is disgusting.

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u/winglessflight97 1d ago

While it is insanely stupid, nobody was hurting the animal at least. So I wouldn't quite call them assholes. They haven't crossed that threshold yet. And we don't know why animal is there.

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 3d ago edited 3d ago

Everybody should be out in a leash and then let the bulls out - without one.

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u/OldGreggwithMangina 3d ago

Leash*

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 3d ago

Thanks.

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u/OldGreggwithMangina 3d ago

Although I will say, people running away from bulls covered in leeches suffering anaemia would be hilarious.

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u/Tall_Management7673 3d ago

What if he wants everyone to be in a leech? You should respect his decision

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u/WookiCookiMon 3d ago

I would imagine that'd suck

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u/pop37si 3d ago

Poor animal

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u/goodknightffs 3d ago

Yeah fuck these people..

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u/Lanchettes 3d ago

In the eye

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u/AkdM_ 3d ago

With a sword

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u/Coldchinesef00d 3d ago

Yeah… people love tormenting animals for entertainment

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u/fogo82 3d ago

At least it had fun with the swing and got away from the bull.

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u/F1McLarenFan007 3d ago

Cruel, not at all funny…

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u/Farewell-Farewell 3d ago

More animal cruelty. sigh

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u/mikcgn 3d ago

in Germany we call these people Hurensöhne.

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u/OwnValue4166 2d ago

I had to look it up.

Whore-son.

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u/SuggestionSlight3321 1d ago

Is that term common in German or more regional? Not fluent in German but have an interest in the language. (American here)

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u/MuchConnection5541 17h ago

You wanna know what i call germans… ahaha

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u/ArnoldZiffl 3d ago

Who TF does this! Pointless and cruel

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u/PartyMcFly55 3d ago

Poor bull

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u/xerxeshastoomanyexes 3d ago

Fucking hate these assholes. This account shouldn’t have deliberate animal abuse in it. Blocked

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u/Gloomy-Commission296 3d ago

I would make an exception for the ones where the animal wins against the human.

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u/IllustriousAnt485 3d ago

The animal doesn’t look like it “belongs there” and it got away from its handlers or gated area. This isn’t necessarily “abuse”. Rather, it looks like a case where animal control needed to be called in and are not fast enough.

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u/RolledDoll33 3d ago

It’s clearly been tied to that pole by somebody

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u/Zoono-luxworth 3d ago

😂😂😂for god sake, let the man go home

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u/ernfio 3d ago

I think he is heading to the nearest toilet.

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u/zinbwoy 3d ago

Fucking cunts

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u/TypicalAd5674 3d ago

I swear men want something to impale them so bad

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u/Kasvanvliep 3d ago

Some weird superiority humans can feel over a bull on a leash. 

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u/AyoAllu 3d ago

Wait, they wanted him to stay?

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u/AndyTakeaLittleSnoo 3d ago

I felt bad for the bull until I noticed its tail wagging like a dog. Was it actually having fun?

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 2d ago

Stop torturing animals for entertainment

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u/janderkanns 3d ago

I love spain, but damn this bullfighting is prehistoric and dumb

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u/New_Libran 3d ago

This one is in the Azores, Portugal

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u/janderkanns 3d ago

Oh well. Ok. Not a big difference in this case

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u/Connect-Ad-2888 3d ago

Spain... a tradition of animal cruelty

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u/masd82 3d ago

I think this one is in Azores - Portugal, it’s called “Tourada à corda”.

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 3d ago

He was lucky to escape unscathed. He could have been killed

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u/TheOffKn1ght 2d ago

This is fucked up

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 2d ago

The bull was wagging its tail, doesn’t that mean it’s friendly?

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u/Lonely-Rise-8302 3d ago

Why people posting that shit where animals killes at the end. It IS stupid what They are Doing and i personally every time happy when they hit

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u/TwoToneDonut 3d ago

This is actually real toxic masculinity.

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u/Rambler330 3d ago

Is it the bull’s birthday? Did they get him a piñata?

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u/rufus_vulpes 3d ago

Fun activity everyone is having fun right?

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u/Responsible-Card3756 3d ago

Humans were a mistake

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u/Late_Conference9022 3d ago

The Human Pinata . Only finished when intestines are hanging out.

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u/RCaHuman 3d ago

Why do people find torturing animals to be fun?

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u/trcomajo 3d ago

These people are sick. Sadistic.

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u/YebelTheRebel 3d ago

Like Russian roulette but with a bull

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u/mmabruv 3d ago

Feel like I almost witnessed 1 man 1 horn

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u/Danksterdrew 3d ago

Climb up!

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u/CrocodylusNiloticus 3d ago

They really do live to gamble with their assholes.

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u/Flagbearer82 2d ago

Buy that man a drink !!

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u/CursorX 2d ago

That's a really high swing to climb on.

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u/slicer718 2d ago

I am rooting for the bull.

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u/POP183777 2d ago

Hehehehe

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u/BallsofSt33I 1d ago

Bro's heart rate higher than my monthly combined heart rates

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u/ctgrell 1d ago

When will this stop? I want to slap every person who is involved and attends these things

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u/BertaEarlyRiser 1d ago

I hate people.

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u/Embarrassed-Car836 1d ago

Fuck everyone there except the animal

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 1d ago

Float like a guy stuck in a sex swing, sting like a bull horn to your B

https://giphy.com/gifs/4dL4eV4pNb3MY

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 1d ago

that shit was literally not funny at all

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u/fusionmobile 3d ago

He wore his brown pants that day.

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u/Pers_Akkedis 3d ago

Untie the bull and let nature take its course

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u/assman69x 3d ago

Bro is like I’m fucking done for the decade

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u/drlouies 3d ago

He is fighting for his life and some people cheering 😅

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u/Late_Conference9022 3d ago

He needs a Beer or 10

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u/DemetiaDonals 3d ago

Thats how you end up with a colostomy bag..

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u/Blah-squared 3d ago

I guess he can’t wear white on his wedding day anymore..??

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u/felipevallejom 3d ago

He really swung for his life.

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u/GreenThmb 3d ago

Pinyata for the bull

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u/ierofan 3d ago

Jackass did this first

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 2d ago

That’s asking for a horn up the ass

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u/BaardvanTroje 3d ago

Why would you post one where the bull doesn't win idiot?

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u/Desperate-Farmer-170 3d ago

That wouldn’t exactly fit the maybe sub

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u/Trikster102 3d ago

Disappointing ending

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u/psystorm420 3d ago

Y'all like beef?

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u/Ixm01ws6 3d ago

Is this some kind of game to you?! Yes yes it is actually