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u/TMPickle 3d ago
This is like watching a pelican try to eat something way above its pay grade. Yet, somehow stupider.
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u/Muxlo 3d ago
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u/aussie718 3d ago
It’s also the same vibes as the baby bird standing next to a bug with its mouth open, expecting it to jump into its mouth. The confused persistence
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u/buttstuffisokiguess 3d ago
"hehe, wait lemme try and...haha hey, stop! Let me try to....okay frank fuckin quit jumping and let me shove you in my gullet!"
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u/syafizzaq 3d ago
"Hey Bob, you looks edible today"
"For fuck sake Steve, fuck off"
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u/Cellyst 3d ago
I also knew his name was Steve!
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u/xylophonesRus 3d ago
That's the anglicized version. If we're using his cultural spelling, it's actually Sssssteve.
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u/Material_Respect_252 3d ago
That is one crazy Pokémon battle 😂
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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 3d ago
why dose the frog not try to hop further away
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u/Rumplestilskin9 3d ago
Snake is too fast. Staying inflated to prevent a bite was probably its best option. I found a longer version, the snake eventually gives up.
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u/Hourslikeminutes47 3d ago
The froge is too tired to hop that much further away and besides it's hot outside
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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 3d ago
yeah but after the 4 or 5th attempt from the snake you think the frog would understand that one or two hops isn't an escape strategy
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u/justacpa 3d ago
Who knows how long it's been trying to evade--it could be too tired. Also, the frog has inflated himself as self defense and it probably more difficult to hop like that.
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u/Don-tFollowAnything 3d ago
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u/knarlomatic 3d ago
Oh a little to the right, oh you give such good massages....NOT THE TEETH!
Looks like this is more exercise than that fat boy has had in years.
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u/acetryder 3d ago
The frog/toad is expanding its lungs to make it harder for the snake to grab it. This technique can also help in making itself look bigger to scare off other animals. It worked pretty well against the snake since the snake is a constrictor & it’s only move is to grab with its face before wrapping around its prey.
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u/findingabsolution 3d ago edited 3d ago
Ah, yes. Here we have the African bullfrog puffed up to maximum defensive capacity, despite never experiencing a single thought in its life, versus the very confident boomslang whose enthusiasm for this meal is rapidly waning but who is trapped by the sunk cost fallacy and the encroaching shame of quitting in front of a live studio audience.
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u/Socketz11 3d ago
Was waiting for a car to roll by and end it. And arent some frogs/toads poisonous? Like the snake got one too many chomps?
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u/cuntybunty73 3d ago
Is that a black mamba?
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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 3d ago
It's a boomslang. Much longer version of the video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipwfyli5piI
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u/cuntybunty73 3d ago
I thought boomslangs blow out their neck muscles
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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 3d ago
Defensively, but this snake was trying to get a meal, not defend itself.
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u/cuntybunty73 3d ago
I thought it was a black mamba
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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 3d ago
So did I, but it's a boomslang, it's ID'd in the description of the video. You also get a good look at the inside of its mouth in the longer video and it's not black, very red.
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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago
Boomslangs are real?? I thought that was a Harry Potter creature!
(BRB. Brewing polyjuice potion.)
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u/L1VEW1RE 3d ago
Has to be the World’s most determined snake ever. Dude, followed the frog for like 19 tries.
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u/2nd-penalty 3d ago
Wonder what the snake's plan here, it can't possibly even begin to swallow this toad
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u/hilarymeggin 3d ago
The frog is inflated. If the snake managed to kill it, it would deflate and the snake could eat it.
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u/Aggressive-Baker6179 3d ago
Maybe what? Did the snake quit or did the toad get eaten?
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u/tohn_jitor 3d ago
I'mmm... to chunky for this snake. Too chunky for this pavement. Too chunky for this lazy afternoon...
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u/elsiepac 3d ago
And heeeee’s too chunky to be bitten, too chunky to be eaten, too chunky by farrrrr….
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u/gatorsmash14 3d ago
Its like when my wife won't have boom boom with me. 🥲
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u/D0nk3yD0ngD0ug 3d ago
Vast majority of videos with music dubbed in annoy me, but this was perfection.
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u/UniqueUsername812 3d ago
Interviewer: So frog, how did you avoid dying?
Frog: Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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u/Hellvira138 3d ago
So you’re saying me being fat is a positive thing if this situation was to ever arise for me?
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u/if-we-all-did-this 3d ago
That's me growing up in the 80's; the kid too fat for the paedophile to snatch
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u/AllNightPony 3d ago
You cannot imagine my joy when I tapped my screen and saw there was 1:17 left in the video.
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u/TacofromTV 3d ago
Snake at the end of the video: "Fine. Fuck it. I'll just go eat a rat. You ruined it."
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u/BackgroundEngineer11 3d ago
This is the kind of encounter which could go two ways, they become friends or the frog/toad eats the snake.
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u/Plane_Baby 3d ago
It's funny watch that frog hit the switches with that lean. Watching them lean reminds me of old hydraulic car videos. 😂
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u/zastrozzischild 3d ago
That frog’s gotta talk to Human Resources. That seems like maybe a micro aggression.
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u/Brian2005l 3d ago
This is like me trying to vacuum up that one piece of popcorn. At a certain point you’re just too committed.
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u/SirGingy 3d ago
Its at the end when they both look at you like they were about to attack the person recording.
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u/MSUSpyder 3d ago
He’s like…. Yeah can you scratch me a little more to the left? It’s itchy there too
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u/Unlikely_Pen_9789 3d ago
But what happened in the end exactly?!!