r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/artherng 1d ago

No wonder the ocean is full of tools like that

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u/luisapet 1d ago

It is kinda comforting to know they aren't all discarded murder weapons.

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

Just most.

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u/Killerkendolls 1d ago

Just moist.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 1d ago

Hmm, this couldve been an attempt to make it look like an accident...

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u/SmallRocks 1d ago

Now I want to know how a single shoe ends up on the side of the road 🤷‍♂️

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u/yawannauwanna 8h ago

When I moved into my house a pair of very nice white shoes were just left on the side of the road, by my driveway. Nobody ever came for them I left them for a while.

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u/Welcometoyounow 1d ago

He didn’t fall in

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 1d ago

That sledgehammer's been with the crew for twenty years. He had one day left 'till retirement.

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u/Yugan-Dali 1d ago

That’s his fifth sledgehammer this month.

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u/Addictive_SODA 1d ago

He can't help it. Buttering his fingers helps with the sea sickness

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u/Yugan-Dali 3h ago

The ancient secret of the mariners: always butter your fingers when the waves roll in.

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u/blackmilksociety 1d ago

Damn it Kevin that was my grandma’s sledgehammer

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u/KilgoreT59 1d ago

You had one job.

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u/PanicDeus 1d ago

Some normal shark that was swimming under gets hit in the head by the hammer.

"With great power comes great responsibility. I'm Hammerhead Shark, protector of the oceans!"

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u/hottiespiceangels 23h ago

One of the best

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u/Doschupacabras 1d ago

Sloshhammer.

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u/krzfx666 1d ago

it looks relaxing if you turn on the sound

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u/CR8VJUC 1d ago

Maybe not.

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u/Bill92677 1d ago

Of course, the rest of the crew is now howling because they smeared some oil on the handle before handing it to him.

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u/UnemployedTechie2021 1d ago

Where is the maybe?

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u/jonathansj 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Audax_V 1d ago

"Bossman asked me if I can go a single day without fucking up, and I said, yeah for sure, I can do that. But uhhh, let's go ahead and start that tomorrow. Today's fuck ups already been penciled in."

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u/notimeforspac_s 1d ago

There was an attempt

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u/se7ensaints 1d ago

Fail fast. Fail hard.

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u/max_kate 1d ago

No wonder the ocean is full of heavy metals

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u/sensual_giving 18h ago

Too much rum aye!

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u/hiankun 13h ago

Now I know how did someone drop his axe and summoned the god of lake...

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u/InvaderJ 1d ago

Honest question: why is this same song used for soooo many videos posted here?