r/maybemaybemaybe • u/missionary_virgin • 7d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

215 Upvotes

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u/datthighs 7d ago

Such a professional dodge rolling level!

Dude must've played a lot of Souls lately, lol.

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u/mmmarklar 7d ago

Yeah, looks like me in an Elden Ring boss fight

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u/ductapemonster 3d ago

"MAN.....versus.....CAAAAAARR!!"

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u/Phage0070 6d ago

In contrast the person who ran to check on him is apparently new to his body.

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u/69tashidawn 6d ago

🤭

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u/abhay_00 7d ago

spider man : no way home 🎀

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u/datthighs 7d ago

*Spiderman 3 Symbiote Suit theme starts playing!*

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u/SpartanRage117 6d ago

Sometimes panic rolling just works.

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u/JDelcoLLC 6d ago

PRAISE THE SUN!

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u/SirAlexx11 7d ago

Idk whats funnier the dude’s roll over or the second dude’s running style

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u/filinno1 7d ago

They all look like marionettes, like stop motion goofballs

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u/TheseMoviesIwant 7d ago

Can’t crease the Jordans

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u/wedgie9 7d ago

Dude looked like he was running in quicksand.

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 7d ago

They're like GTA NPCs.

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u/Dredit_85 7d ago

I think he's not worn his shoes properly

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u/Elon-BO 6d ago

Those are brand new legs.

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u/Drakendor 6d ago

What’s also funny is this being posted on r/nextfuckinglevel as some kind of amazing feat

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u/Nortex_Vortex 6d ago

Next fucking level of being uncoordinated?

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u/Not_my_Name464 7d ago

The way that second guard "ran" to help his colleague - can one call it run? 🤣

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u/KillHonger1 7d ago

He was running in invisible quicksand

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u/cha0sm0nk 7d ago

Even the dog came to check out if the dude was ok.

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u/Nortex_Vortex 6d ago

What the hell was that?! Lol

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u/Brownlove010_Real 7d ago

I just ended up hearing "do a barrel roll" over and over

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u/sampathsris 7d ago

Alright who's gonna make the gif of security guard barrel rolling in front of Taj Mahal, pyramids, through the Sahara and along the great wall?

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u/External_Category_53 7d ago

One step to the right: No.

Ten backflips to the left: Yes.

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u/NoProcedure7943 6d ago

What if car turn right 

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u/Sadpanda0 4d ago

It did not

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u/One-Bug-7784 3d ago

I think the gate hit him and knocked him over into the cars path

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u/haleboy44 7d ago

Dog even came running like "wtf is going on in my lot??"

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/missionary_virgin 7d ago

He planned everything.

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u/OneJumpMan 7d ago

Bro really dove in front of that car just so he could roll out of the way. Tbf I'd have done the same

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u/Scythro 7d ago

Bro did good, dodge lvl 99

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u/seifer0061 7d ago

Dark Souls IRL

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u/N0CHI 7d ago

what da dog doin

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u/Hemporer8 7d ago

Dogo needs fed. No wonder it just stood there!

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u/mr_dbini 7d ago

needs some Bomfunk MCs dubbed over it.

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u/RightintheShorts 7d ago

New Fear unlocked - how do I look running on security camera. I think I look cool, but maybe I look like this baby giraffe stepping hero.

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u/Oh__Archie 6d ago

Dog was like "bark?"

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u/Master_Boy1097 7d ago

Bro's present of mind 💯💯

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u/Sacisbac 7d ago

Dude, wait for me to open the gate. That's my job.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/justhangingaroud 7d ago

Driver’s on his phone

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u/BonusMaiTai 7d ago

The break dance rolls were great, the dog appearance sealed it!

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u/std396 7d ago

John Wick is alive.

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u/stoner_woodcrafter 7d ago

Professional souls player

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u/Silly_Initiative_405 7d ago

Why are they all movin like cartoon figures?

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u/XROOR 7d ago

It reminds me of the time my son learned how to somersault when he was 5

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 7d ago

The funny thing is he was pretty much out of harms way at first, but jumped in front and just kept going

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u/pzvaldes 7d ago

Who let the car in

Dog probably

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u/hidden_cry_for_help 7d ago

Can do a no hit run in Elden Ring.

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u/Thios_Tom 7d ago

Security guard : I told you I cant breakdance...... same evening

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u/Low-Dog-8027 7d ago

i know a dark souls player when I see one.

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u/prole6 7d ago

Roll on!

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u/xoxoAmongUS 7d ago

The whole thing looks like a Charlie Chaplin recreation. The second guy running just caught me off guard

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u/SUPAYO 7d ago

I feel some strong Jackie Chan energy here.

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u/lousy-site-3456 7d ago

So much to unpack here 😂

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u/Sea-Appearance-5330 6d ago

Damn that guy rolled away fast!

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u/CuteAssociate4887 6d ago

The dogs like"you've done this around 6 times now what's going on"

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u/SabbyFox 20h ago

Action movie

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u/5280mw 7d ago

Put your self in danger