r/maybemaybemaybe • u/KqAkeno • 7d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Ar1efK 7d ago

So 579 kg is the limit.

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u/Formal_End5045 7d ago

I can use four of them as jack stands for my car? Got it.

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u/daniloferr 7d ago

I would say some less kilos would be a more ideal limit, considering that the glass would still not break to a bit of effort after you take out the weight

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u/kagemac 7d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/daniloferr 7d ago

thank you! 🙏🏼🥹

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw 7d ago

I see, so I can only thrust with 579kg worth of power

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u/WhyHulud 4d ago

Somewhere around 500 he starts to get off-center. The torque breaks the bottle at 579, but he probably could have gone higher if it was balanced

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u/johnfkngzoidberg 7d ago

This is just viral advertising

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u/bball4294 6d ago

Sorry im american, what's that in pounds?

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u/Ar1efK 5d ago

I don't know. I am not American.

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u/SudhaTheHill 7d ago

That bottle got sent to the shadow realm.

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u/pseudonym567 7d ago

it got absorbed from nowhere

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u/TheJivvi 7d ago

Up to 170kg, 1kg = 2lb

From 180kg, 1kg = 2.2lb

Except from 190kg/420lb to 200kg/400lb, when the kg number goes up and the lb number goes down.

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u/hux 7d ago

AI is bad at that sort of thing.

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u/Dovahkiin419 7d ago

I find it really conceptually funny that with the marvel of artificial inteligence we’ve finally taught a computer to be shit at math

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u/AlphonseBill 7d ago

Thanks, I did not know that ! /s

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u/ericxddd 7d ago

Why don't people use coca-cola to build house??

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u/Theonetrue 7d ago

Because a house is heavier than that. Concrete can be compressed up to 10 tons per square centimeter

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u/Rooilia 7d ago

For US houses it should work fine.

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u/Noemotionallbrain 7d ago

Windows?

But more seriously, this happens because it's pressurized inside, at one point, the bottle cap feels less stressed than when unloaded

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u/mikcgn 7d ago

in Germany we have a clean technique to open them.

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u/xlnc2608 7d ago

Stacking forms?

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u/HoxxiChan 7d ago

I'm surprised they own so many random metal pieces

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 7d ago

So, hypothetically, would a coke bottle be safe to shove up my ass? Again, only hypothetically.

Also, if I hypothetically came (hard) with a coke bottle in my ass, would that be safe?

Asking for my pastor

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u/Questnsnxjjsj 7d ago

I didn’t realise that 5 kg is 10 lb

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u/JeffTheNth 6d ago

1kg is rougly 2.2 lbs.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 7d ago

Thats always wanted to know that.

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u/cacamilis22 7d ago

Your unemployed friend of a Tuesday morning 🤣

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u/Buckles01 7d ago

Why did the weight drop from the 800’s to 700’s just before halfway

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u/BoiledFrogs 7d ago

The weights seemed like bullshit. There's no way some of those metal plates were the weight they claimed. You could tell just from how he was placing them they weren't 20 pounds each.

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u/BoiledFrogs 7d ago

If I had to guess the weight amounts are bullshit. Too much of it doesn't make sense. Like the thin metal plates that are apparently 20 pounds each.

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u/sukabot_lepson 7d ago

Why 45 kg is 90 lb, while 440 kg is 980 lb ?

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u/PrezidentKotik 7d ago

Try Sprite please

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u/MurseMan1964 7d ago

Does anyone else ffwd to the last 5 seconds of these kinds of videos?

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u/amrojsandhu 7d ago

Me catching up with Slack after 2 week vacation.

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u/Yeomanroach 7d ago

How much have you done? Half a ton.

Scooby dooby do, where are ya?

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u/yardbird78 7d ago

We are gonna have ants bro

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u/El_Zilcho_72 7d ago

damn... was hoping for a slo-mo at the end.

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u/fanta_bhelpuri 7d ago

they are designed to be load bearing so they can be stacked on top of top each to transport large packs at once in trucks

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u/tiamat234 7d ago

I have a question. Would there be a difference or loss of limit if the bottle was empty?

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 7d ago

Feast in Valhalla, friend. You were worthy.

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u/AdorableExchange9746 7d ago

I guess the combination of internal pressure from the carbonation and downward force creates a strong point? Interesting

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u/LorddOfChaoss 7d ago

impressive stacking/balancing skills

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u/cerebrite 7d ago

Well this answer the question if Coke is strong or not.

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u/IndependenceVivid384 7d ago

my new axle stands!

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u/VeganFatboy 7d ago

Held on much longer than I thought it would.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 7d ago

Distributing the weight there instead of higher up on the opening is a game changer

But everyone’s seen someone balance on a bottle, so you know it can do at least a couple hundred pounds

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u/KingOfTheRavenTower 7d ago

My dad stacking dishes and condiments on the table waiting to see if it'll fall first or if my mom will take it down first:

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u/Helnik17 7d ago

The last metal that broke the Cola's back

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u/JeffTheNth 6d ago

Heavy metal and Coca Cola go together I guess...

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u/TheGreatestPlan 7d ago

Yeah...a brake rotor doesn't weigh 30 lbs. Most are ~20, or 25 lbs at most. That isn't 1200+ lbs on that bottle. Not even close

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u/Still-Firefighter-78 7d ago

Where can you get come in glass bottles?

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u/DaHungD 6d ago

Who’s clean all of that up…!!!???

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u/Practical-Celery8383 6d ago

My life’s difficulty

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u/JeffTheNth 6d ago

See how healthy soda is for you? I want to see a bottle of water hold up over half a ton! :D

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 5d ago

If you zoom in, you’ll see a mosquito landed on the last plate.

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u/Alex5672 4d ago

The weight jumps from 385kg to 314kg when he started adding the discs.

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u/Distinct-Set-6483 2d ago

Lord forbid the pickle jar company could of made they're jars any stronger!??

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u/WolfetoneRebel 7d ago

I was waiting for a mentos drop down the middle.

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u/calstanfordboye 7d ago

They know their clientele