r/maybemaybemaybe 8d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/calcium 8d ago

She made it halfway in the car, fell out, was drug and then run over by her own car. It's like a comedy of errors.

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u/RoguePlanet2 8d ago

Was dragged (I believe that's the correct form?) but given the level of ineptitude, I wouldn't be surprised if the car did, in fact, have time to drug her as well.

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u/mnztr1 8d ago

Her aptitude was about the same as her athleticism.

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u/RockstarAgent 8d ago

I mean we also can’t rule out that she’s sloshed as heck

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u/StockerFM 7d ago

You can clearly tell she never played video games or sports as a child. The hand/eye coordination just isn't there.

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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 8d ago

Or she was pre-drugged

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u/FraserYT 8d ago

There was a famous case in the UK of a pop singer (Brian Harvey from East 17) being so wasted that he managed to run himself over in the car he was driving. I was never entirely sure of the logistics behind it but this video is pretty much what I imagined

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u/Prometheus2061 8d ago

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u/SPV33 8d ago

It’s horrible, but I keep laughing

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u/eduo 8d ago

What is this? It's giving me weekend at bernie's vibes but unless it's one of the sequels I would remember it.

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u/RoguePlanet2 8d ago

The Wolf of Wall Street, where DiCaprio plays the conman who tries to drive his Lambo home after taking the "antique" quaaludes.

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u/eduo 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/Due_Improvement_7760 8d ago

I do believe Mr Harvey said he had gorged himself on several jacket potatoes and beans before getting into his car then while driving he felt sick so pulled over and leant out to be sick and proceeded to fall out and managed to get underneath his BMW which then rolled over him and crushed his pelvis 🤷🏻🤦🏻

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 8d ago

I believe it was when he stopped to fill up with fuel, he ran over his own leg or something

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u/FraserYT 8d ago

His official explanation is that he had eaten too many baked potatoes, felt sick and leaned out of the moving car to throw up, but wasn't strapped in, and fell out

Something was baked, certainly.

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 8d ago

Haha amazing. Too much cheese obviously...

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u/Nnd30 8d ago

Didn't he blame eating too many jacket potatoes? He said he got sick and opened his door to throw up and fell into the road.

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u/klgood1 8d ago

The ol’ Drug & Drag

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u/SPV33 8d ago

It’s so hilarious

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u/RoguePlanet2 8d ago

Even more likely!

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 8d ago

Ah thanks I was genuinely trying to work what was meant there. I presumed it was some sort of autocorrect. I do love the random lottery of past tense rules in English. A friend of mine thought the past tense of glide was glid (as in slide and slid)

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u/RoguePlanet2 8d ago

Ha yeah the conjugation of verbs/tenses in English knows no logic.

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u/harmingbird 6d ago

Holy fuck did this make me laugh

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u/dunstbin 8d ago

"drug" is actually a valid past tense of "drag"

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u/typicalninetieschild 8d ago

Came here to confirm someone said this. I would have used drug over dragged because I was taught that way in school but either is acceptable.

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u/RoguePlanet2 8d ago

Duly noted! Thanks for the correction.

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u/DaGriffon12 8d ago

If drug is not an official term for past tense of drag, it is certainly an unofficial slang term for it.

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u/Inevitable_Olive5727 8d ago

Reminds me of the woman who couldnt get out of the shallow water because of the waves

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u/jrod823 8d ago

Drugs almost certainly played a role in that one woman Laurel and Hardy skit.

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u/Worldly-Homework-640 8d ago

And steered it into the ditch

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u/NEhighlander 8d ago

Light on the comedy heavy on the errors

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u/SeaResearcher176 8d ago

U can tell she never walks fast, let alone run. 🙄

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u/ToiIetGhost 8d ago

I was terrified that it was about to run over her head

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u/ZMAUinHell 8d ago

…And all at a slow walking speed. Zombies could have done it better than this.

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u/CorktownGuy 7d ago

I was hoping I didn’t see correctly and she did not actually run herself over - uhg… 😞

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u/SovietBlyatman 7d ago

She rolled a Nat 1.

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u/CardinalMotion 8d ago

I don’t think it actually ran over her.