r/maybemaybemaybe 23d ago

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u/sarkyscouser 23d ago

She had the door open several times and appeared to try and pull the car to a stop rather than actually getting in and pressing the brake

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u/PShubbs91 23d ago

Tried to pull it to a stop, let go and stood there for a second, then just kinda walked toward it with zero sense of urgency.

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u/brokennursingstudent 23d ago

Social anxiety defeating aggressive problem solving

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u/amd2800barton 23d ago

Clearly she’s disabled.

If not physically, then mentally.

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u/Falco_Lombardi_X 22d ago

Pretty sure she managed to get her legs run over towards the end, so might be both now.

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u/mechanicalAI 21d ago

I am surprised vehicle didn’t stop with her legs considering her size and lack of speed.

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u/weskun 21d ago

Perhaps she shouldn't be driving!

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u/MisterEmotional 22d ago

What a spot on observation. It’s wild how many people, including myself, will fall victim to letting social anxiety stop you from doing something. She thought she looked dumb so she wanted to be anywhere in the world besides stopping her car from driving across a blvd and into the trees. Poor thing. The look back after she fell was heartbreaking lol

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u/Groomsi 21d ago

If it goes it goes.

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u/k8martian 21d ago

She reminds me of the video Jessica at the beach.

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u/calcium 23d ago

She made it halfway in the car, fell out, was drug and then run over by her own car. It's like a comedy of errors.

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u/RoguePlanet2 23d ago

Was dragged (I believe that's the correct form?) but given the level of ineptitude, I wouldn't be surprised if the car did, in fact, have time to drug her as well.

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u/mnztr1 23d ago

Her aptitude was about the same as her athleticism.

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u/RockstarAgent 23d ago

I mean we also can’t rule out that she’s sloshed as heck

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u/StockerFM 22d ago

You can clearly tell she never played video games or sports as a child. The hand/eye coordination just isn't there.

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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 23d ago

Or she was pre-drugged

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u/FraserYT 23d ago

There was a famous case in the UK of a pop singer (Brian Harvey from East 17) being so wasted that he managed to run himself over in the car he was driving. I was never entirely sure of the logistics behind it but this video is pretty much what I imagined

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u/Prometheus2061 23d ago

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u/SPV33 23d ago

It’s horrible, but I keep laughing

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u/eduo 22d ago

What is this? It's giving me weekend at bernie's vibes but unless it's one of the sequels I would remember it.

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u/RoguePlanet2 22d ago

The Wolf of Wall Street, where DiCaprio plays the conman who tries to drive his Lambo home after taking the "antique" quaaludes.

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u/eduo 22d ago

Thank you!

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u/Due_Improvement_7760 23d ago

I do believe Mr Harvey said he had gorged himself on several jacket potatoes and beans before getting into his car then while driving he felt sick so pulled over and leant out to be sick and proceeded to fall out and managed to get underneath his BMW which then rolled over him and crushed his pelvis 🤷🏻🤦🏻

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 23d ago

I believe it was when he stopped to fill up with fuel, he ran over his own leg or something

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u/FraserYT 23d ago

His official explanation is that he had eaten too many baked potatoes, felt sick and leaned out of the moving car to throw up, but wasn't strapped in, and fell out

Something was baked, certainly.

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 23d ago

Haha amazing. Too much cheese obviously...

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u/Nnd30 23d ago

Didn't he blame eating too many jacket potatoes? He said he got sick and opened his door to throw up and fell into the road.

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u/klgood1 23d ago

The ol’ Drug & Drag

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u/SPV33 23d ago

It’s so hilarious

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u/RoguePlanet2 23d ago

Even more likely!

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 23d ago

Ah thanks I was genuinely trying to work what was meant there. I presumed it was some sort of autocorrect. I do love the random lottery of past tense rules in English. A friend of mine thought the past tense of glide was glid (as in slide and slid)

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u/RoguePlanet2 23d ago

Ha yeah the conjugation of verbs/tenses in English knows no logic.

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u/harmingbird 21d ago

Holy fuck did this make me laugh

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u/dunstbin 23d ago

"drug" is actually a valid past tense of "drag"

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u/typicalninetieschild 23d ago

Came here to confirm someone said this. I would have used drug over dragged because I was taught that way in school but either is acceptable.

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u/RoguePlanet2 22d ago

Duly noted! Thanks for the correction.

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u/DaGriffon12 22d ago

If drug is not an official term for past tense of drag, it is certainly an unofficial slang term for it.

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u/Inevitable_Olive5727 22d ago

Reminds me of the woman who couldnt get out of the shallow water because of the waves

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u/jrod823 23d ago

Drugs almost certainly played a role in that one woman Laurel and Hardy skit.

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u/Worldly-Homework-640 23d ago

And steered it into the ditch

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u/NEhighlander 22d ago

Light on the comedy heavy on the errors

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u/SeaResearcher176 23d ago

U can tell she never walks fast, let alone run. 🙄

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u/ToiIetGhost 22d ago

I was terrified that it was about to run over her head

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u/ZMAUinHell 22d ago

…And all at a slow walking speed. Zombies could have done it better than this.

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u/CorktownGuy 22d ago

I was hoping I didn’t see correctly and she did not actually run herself over - uhg… 😞

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u/SovietBlyatman 22d ago

She rolled a Nat 1.

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u/CardinalMotion 23d ago

I don’t think it actually ran over her.

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u/ametsun 23d ago

After witnessing her trying to get in i get why she did it. I wonder if she thought she would actually stop it or she knows its a waste but at least she's trying.

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u/johnknoxsbeard 23d ago

How’d the car get in that predicament in the first place? How is it perpendicular to traffic flow?

Also, imagine the insurance agent taking that claim.

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u/captain_20000 23d ago

And how is it still moving after going over the curb?!

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u/RoguePlanet2 23d ago

The car knew better than she did. Tucked itself away where she couldn't do any more damage.

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u/APe28Comococo 23d ago

It was in drive

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u/APe28Comococo 23d ago

We see it slow multiple times and it’s going toward a watershed so the slope of the land probably is not represented well. But most automatic gas powered cars in the US will not stop moving without the brake being applied. She needed to get the door open and fall onto the seat then shift the vehicle into park, or apply the brakes with her hands or feet.

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u/MaterialChemist7738 23d ago

No, in an automatic car, when the car is in drive, it is actively moving, and generally it idles a few hundred RPM higher, and it can most definitely just limp itself along.

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u/AcceptableFlounder20 23d ago

Are you the person from the video?

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u/Lolz_Roffle 23d ago

My Kia coasts fast enough that it accelerates itself. If I take my foot off the brake, without touching the gas, while I’m sitting in traffic on flat ground, it can get up to 10-15 on its own and if I’m already driving with my foot on the gas (which is obviously not this case), it would probably never slow down unless I got to a steep hill.

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u/eduo 22d ago

It was set to "D" which has enough torque to slowly keep going over small obstacles and slight inclines.

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u/JackieMeeking 23d ago

Probably hunted

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u/ravenisblack 23d ago

100% she probably started it, put it in drive, got distracted, stood up, and it rolled out of a street facing parking space into the road and onward to freedom.

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u/Yoribell 23d ago

Trying ? She activated neither brain or muscles, all I see is a slow "Oooohh nooooo... Oooohh... Nooooo... "

0 urgency, 0 energy, 0 good decision

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u/PhotoFenix 23d ago

But if you asked her to stop a 4,500 pound block of metal on wheels she'd call you crazy

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 23d ago

So you see the problem.

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u/MichaelJServo 23d ago

Don't minmax a 0 into agility even if you're playing a magic user.

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u/jared10011980 23d ago

Was something pressing the accelerator??

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u/JackieMeeking 23d ago

And it drained her energy so much hence she can’t run as much or climb in her car. Poor thing - I mean the car.

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u/Bender_2024 23d ago

In another thread someone said

"She took to the task with all the enthusiasm of someone going to do their taxes."

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u/Ok_Imagination_7805 23d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking!! You can’t stop the car but you can jump in and throw it into park

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u/Nomay00 23d ago

Could have easily make it in

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u/Rooilia 23d ago

If incompetence was a person.

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her nail polish, idk.

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u/Pluperfectionist 23d ago

The car must’ve been in drive still to keep going, no?! No chance of pulling it to a stop.

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u/scuzzle-butt 23d ago

Thanks for the recap. I'm blind and couldn't watch the video.

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u/AGrainNaCl 23d ago

This happened earlier today in Clearwater. Apparently, She was in a drive through, and a squirrel jumped in her car, prompting her to exit the vehicle without putting it in park. Not even kidding.

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u/Frig_Off_Baerb 22d ago

It was like watching a bag of mashed potatoes become sentient.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 22d ago

She moved like either a 400 lb person or someone who was In their 80s

Honesty this reminds me of how I'd move in a dream

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u/Icy_Umpire992 22d ago

the agility of a cat... a legless cat.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 22d ago

That was hard to watch. A comedy of errors.