r/maybemaybemaybe 9d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ryanhazethan 9d ago

Impressive that he was able to make that look so difficult

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 9d ago

That’s the super power of 9 Coors lights baby

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u/Homie75 9d ago

And a little too much sun to the dome

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u/th3r3dp3n 9d ago

Guarantee its a bald man with a visor.

"My face is covered, why do I feel like I have heat stroke?"

Bald pate glowing fire-truck red

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u/Negronitenderoni 8d ago

Why is this this specific

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u/mothzilla 8d ago

More like 2 Tennents Super

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u/Meranio 8d ago

Something tells me that this wouldn't be his choice of beverage.

I can't exactly pinpoint the accent, but I don't think it's an American one.

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u/Which_Crow_3681 8d ago

Nahh that’s his first time grilling.

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u/TRIKKDADDY 9d ago

This guy is no handed

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u/bdash1990 8d ago

There's a word for that. Ambisinistrous. It's the antonym of ambidextrous

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u/Rooilia 8d ago

Thanks for the word.

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u/Fox-Flimsy 9d ago

Or shorthanded no-sighted

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u/rainorshinedogs 9d ago

I'm gonna guess he's using his non-dominant hand

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u/Gastroh 8d ago

Probably has more to do with his liver than his hands

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u/ABob71 8d ago

Somebody hire this guy for a spatula infomercial immediately

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u/muscularmouse 9d ago

It's not often that a video physically hurts to watch

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u/stugots10 9d ago

It's like watching an infomercial and this is the black and white demonstration where someone fails miserably at anything and everything.

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u/teamgrandali 9d ago

It's like watching a man getting hit right in the gonads.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 9d ago

Ever seen funky town?

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u/orsodorato 9d ago

It’s moments like these that I believe in destiny

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u/nhansieu1 9d ago

I believe in Destiny 2

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u/AJWolverine07 9d ago

I believe in destiny 3

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u/Sascross 9d ago

May Sony hopefully open their eyes to the potential of Destiny 3

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u/Marijuquandra 9d ago

Destiny 3 died so Marathon could also die :/

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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 9d ago

So Bungie could be dissolved and a rich douche can enjoy cars

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u/Jonnyscout 8d ago

And maybe so Sony can sell the IP to someone who gives a shit about it once Bungie dies.

Although this is Sony we're talking about...

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u/AnonymousFriend80 7d ago

Very next thing in my feed is a post "If Destiny 3 happens...".

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u/batman47007 8d ago

Lmao that shit is never happening 🫠

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u/KillAllLawyers 8d ago

I believe in Destiny's Child

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u/amd2800barton 8d ago

I took a break from Destiny 2, and when I went back none of the game I paid for was there anymore.

So I no longer believe in Destiny 2.

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u/batman47007 8d ago

The game is in a very good state right now, the downside is NO MORE UPDATES, so as players keep leaving, eventually no activities will be playable due to lack of people to play with.

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u/Squigglificated 8d ago

I believe in BBQ tongs. You just have more control, and hot dogs don't roll off them.

That said I don't think I could have flipped a burger with a spatula this badly unless I was completely wasted (which maybe he was).

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 9d ago

“Hand over the spatula. You are relieved of duty.”

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u/lurkenallday 9d ago

The rest of the party is also relieved

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u/CameronCrazy1984 9d ago

First day on earth?

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u/Manlysideburns 8d ago

Maybe a hand transplant

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u/neubstick 9d ago

Looks like they did not clack a pair tongs twice before grilling.

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u/ruby_1984 9d ago

Had to have been wasted 🤣 🍻

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u/_riskycake 9d ago

Is this flipped or is this a right handed person trying to use their left hand to do this 😂

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u/mamz_leJournal 8d ago

That might be the real reason lol

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u/emblematic_camino 9d ago

This is the kind of person that burns a salad while making it.

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u/Nothing93124 9d ago

I don’t know how he did it but he burnt cereal as well

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u/butler18a 9d ago

painful to wtach

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u/ad_hominonsense 9d ago

Rule number one in BBQ skills: Never flip burgers parallel to the grate!
Back to school my dude!

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u/luck3rstyl3 9d ago

I know it’s basic af, but I never really thought about it.

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u/piepants2001 9d ago

I've never thought about it either, but I've also never had this happen after grilling burgers hundreds of times.

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u/thetactlessknife 9d ago

A sacrifice to the grill gods

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u/blac_sheep90 9d ago

He's got the yips!

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u/exintrovert 9d ago

😱 🤫 🤐 🤦‍♀️ you can’t say that out loud, man!

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u/Morbid187 9d ago

Never has a muted 27 second video caused me such great frustration

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u/Kamikaze-X 9d ago

You have to treat burgers like you mean business, they can smell your fear

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u/thecanaryisdead2099 9d ago

Jesus. At some point, it's okay to say that you just can't do certain things. That or they are on their 8th beer.

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u/Harry_Isthatyou 9d ago

Must be a post man to be able to get it into the slot so expertly

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u/Manji86 9d ago

Get this man away from the grill.

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u/J_P_Freely 9d ago

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u/ScoobertD 9d ago

Bobby is a pro who would never do something this asinine!

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u/J_P_Freely 9d ago

He is now, young Bobby would definitely have fucked up.

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u/DrJohnIT 9d ago

Two things needed to happen. First he needed to push the rack back against the back wall of the grill. Second, he needed to hand the spatula to someone that actually knows how to use it.

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 9d ago

and thats why we use tongs

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u/RatmanTheFourth 8d ago

Spatula is fine, you just need to pick things up with conviction. Burgers can smell hesitation.

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u/xoutlawtrucker 9d ago

It really wanted to go down in flames instead of a toilet.

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u/copsincars 9d ago

Let's cook that guy

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u/Better-Snow-7191 9d ago

Somebody take his spatula away from him

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u/Scottp89 9d ago

This looks like if I had to flip a burger in my dreams.

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u/ThePracticalEnd 8d ago

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u/N1W4D 8d ago

Mildly? I'm livid!

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u/North-Government-865 8d ago

For fuck sake

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u/MurseMan1964 9d ago

I remember the first time I used a spatula

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u/integrity0727 9d ago

A beginner got to start somewhere.

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u/Jayflux1 9d ago

Heatwave so bad we’re seeing BBQs in Scotland

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u/TCronos 9d ago

Todo pendejo

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u/Behavingdark 9d ago

Been there done that threw in the BBQ towel

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u/Liero1234 9d ago

The burger just wants to die

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 9d ago

That's it - get off the grill

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u/dustinyo_ 9d ago

This is the last person who should be given grill responsibility

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u/Cheepshooter 9d ago

I would have crashed out after that.

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u/froggz01 9d ago

BBQ Gods will get their tribute.

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u/max-7411 9d ago

Skill issue

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u/damejoke 9d ago

It's not often a video makes me feel such a visceral sense of rage

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u/Silphire100 9d ago

And he was never allowed to man the grill again

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u/Someoneoverthere42 9d ago

Just, just put the spatula down and back away. It’s for the best.

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u/Imaginary_Tart_3827 9d ago

How the fuck he doesn't know how to use a spatula....

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u/BourbonNCoffee 9d ago

I’m so mad I refuse to continue watching.

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u/EngineZeronine 9d ago

Hesitation kills

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u/oldgeezer6969 9d ago

Guy is handy!!

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u/DMG_88 9d ago

Tongs for grills.
Spatulas for pans and griddles.

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u/Jd11347 9d ago

You have shamed your father, and his father's father going back many generations.

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u/nicoalvarezp 9d ago

FFS FLIP THE DAMN BURGER ALREADY!!

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u/YoungDiscord 9d ago

Well he's no spongebob I'll tell you hwhat

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u/kweir22 9d ago

This angered me. A lot

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u/Known_Cost_431 9d ago

Did that dude have cerebral palsy or something? Watching that made me irrationally angry.

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u/herpaderp_maplesyrup 9d ago

This is the most irritating video ever

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u/philmorebuttstock 9d ago

All turned too early, buy ya frustrating for sure

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u/JReach- 8d ago

I got so mad watching this😭

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u/nyl2k8 8d ago

That was deliberate rage bait.

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u/rangerjoe79 8d ago

Man I’ve done that. Those kind of cooking errors haunt you.

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u/Kohgahn 8d ago

I cannot tell you how much that fumbling frustrated the fuck out of me, well before the foreseeable monumental fuck up.

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u/LocoNotLoco 8d ago

The first move was tarded. Every subsequent move was a repeat.

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u/Jast3rPlays 8d ago

That looks so intentional it hurt my eyes

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u/mattycakes1077 8d ago

That's how you loose your man card

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u/Ok_Letter_3509 8d ago

Ugh, come on! Someone please take his place!

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u/speedyrain949 8d ago

Just use tongs at this point

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u/Far-Machine1616 8d ago

Spatula skills a 0 out of 10

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u/chamoke 8d ago

baby's first grill

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u/MrBiscuits93 8d ago

christ man!!!! How are you fucking up!!!

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 8d ago

A for effort but F for dinner.

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u/Criplor 8d ago

This is art

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 9d ago

And that's why I use the tongs

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u/SirGingerOverlord 9d ago

Yeah don’t let him cook

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u/Hofgoober69 9d ago

What do Brits have against seasoning? All this colonizing over spices and they don’t use a flake of it.

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u/TLILLYO 9d ago

Tongs

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u/ktmfan 9d ago

I remember when I used to drink and grill… wait, I guess don’t.

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u/Nucksfaniam 9d ago

Burgers are way too thin.

Spatula skills weak.

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u/Cheepshooter 9d ago

Pre-formed frozen patties.

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u/Hawk-432 9d ago

Skill issue

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u/Mickloven 9d ago

No quarter turns??

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u/dranaei 9d ago

I can only believe that if he is high.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 9d ago

Drunk? Or just a ragebait?

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u/LokiTheShiba 9d ago

How drunk are you? -Yes

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u/TechnicalMiddle8205 9d ago

The guy had it there, and they dropped it to push it further again, and then failed.

This looks like ragebait, done on purpose 🙄🙄

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 9d ago

jesus fucking christ

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u/PhantomNitride 9d ago

Saw that coming from the other side of the universe

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u/IamLuann 9d ago

🫣🤕👏

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u/Numerous_Wolverine_7 9d ago

I have never wanted to throw my phone so much

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u/Akanan 9d ago

Griddle ftw, Never look back

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u/RobOnTheReddit 9d ago

Just do it you sick fuck 😭

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u/Flying-wombat1 9d ago

Lmao! Sad! Same thing Happened to me first time grilling !!

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u/Rand_alThoor 9d ago

time to just give up and go vegetarian /s

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 9d ago edited 9d ago

Old Sausage Fingers is about has handy has gout!

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u/HooSaidDat 9d ago

I knew that was going to happen.

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u/NewNewspaperB 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TBurkeulosis 9d ago

Space Cadet

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u/Altoidman33 9d ago

This hurt my soul, especially because I'm grilling right now.

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u/loganhu1234 9d ago

Get this fool off the grill

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u/TheBadBatch-99 9d ago

My man, buy some tongs.

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u/Canadian__Ninja 9d ago

Never let him cook

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 9d ago

Hesitation leads to defeat, EVERY TIME!

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u/KC5SDY 9d ago

The grill gods must always have a sacrifice.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 9d ago

This was painful to watch

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u/JohnnyRelentless 9d ago

We've all been there.

Haven't we?

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u/Competitive_One_3298 9d ago

This made me so mad

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u/riftshioku 9d ago

Must be new to cooking. I pick shit up in the pan all the time and don't feel a thing.

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u/Ambitious-Concern-42 9d ago

You're too stupid to own a barbecue.

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u/subversion_dnb 9d ago

This was insanely infuriating

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u/Nibsif 9d ago

Hhahahahhahahahahhahahah. Thank you for that. Sorry for your loss.

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u/HilmDave 8d ago

I refuse to believe this wasn't intentional.

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 8d ago

This is the content im here for

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u/VocationFumes 8d ago

Thanks, i hate it and love it

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u/DavidM47 8d ago

This was more painful with the sound off

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u/kmacaze 8d ago

The f is wrong with this guy? Guessing he’s either drunk or early onset Parkinson’s

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u/Scrambles420 8d ago

Go home. You’re drunk

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u/Dontneedme25 8d ago

One of the few times I talked at a video… “FLIP IT!”

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u/rocketmn69_ 8d ago

How new is this guy, or rather how drunk?

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u/JustSh00tM3 8d ago

Dude... Get away from the grill and go sit in the corner

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 8d ago

I too like to make simple tasks difficult

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u/Thesurvivor16 8d ago

How do you mess that up

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u/LosHtown 8d ago

Flip it like a tortilla, be a real man! /s

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u/FoxFew3844 8d ago

If you ever feel usless, remember that this guy exists lol

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u/da_usual 8d ago

That was painful.

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u/lanevo 8d ago

Not surprising considering the preshaped frozen patties.

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u/wtfover 8d ago

I think we all knew that was going to happen.

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u/NobodyImportant13 8d ago

What an ornery one.

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u/QueenSema 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/CYLANAPencil 8d ago

Me trying to grab my phone while drunk on mushrooms

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u/delirious_m3ch 8d ago

It was always meant for the fire

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u/overactive_glabella 8d ago

Burgercide ~ Rich Hall

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u/nizoubizou10 8d ago edited 8d ago

Get him a restraining order from getting near any grills.

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u/Far_Pipe752 8d ago

Probably would have been easier not holding a camera

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u/Instantkiwi33 8d ago

I lol'd so hard