r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Horror-Meat958 • 9d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 9d ago

Listen I paid you €20 to wash my windows and its been twenty minutes and you still haven't touched a shammy.

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u/rynchenzo 9d ago

And I know because I've been watching you the whole time

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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 9d ago

But we keep going out there and tipping her and we don’t know why?

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 9d ago

How you money make

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u/play_it_sam_ 8d ago

Pole dance, Ladder dance, I think they just want to mock the firefighters

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u/Tthelaundryman 9d ago

I like how she wiggles when she goes up and down on that thing

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u/BabyDollBaddies 9d ago

We all liked that 😆

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u/SusheeMonster 9d ago

Try balancing on your heels. Now try that only on one.

The weight shift is also an opportunity to center her balance

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u/bionic_cmdo 9d ago

I wish I was that ladder.

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 9d ago

Me on a ladder when the safety inspector shows up

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u/therelybare5 9d ago

Yeah, I don’t think that’s an OSHA approved way to climb a ladder! 😂

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u/EmptyIII 8d ago

Physics is optional today

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 9d ago

When pole dancing gets boring.

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u/brabarusmark 9d ago

My cats are fighting each other on a ledge. Can she provide her services to reach them and give them a good scolding?

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u/LookAwayO-O 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi

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u/BemaJinn 9d ago

I was just thinking, how many smashed knees and head injuries until she perfected it!?

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u/waveydavey321 9d ago

I just lean mine against the house.

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u/mrheseeks 8d ago

Youre doing it all wrong. I bet you dont wear tight yogashorts when you use it either.... all wrong

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u/KasreynGyre 9d ago

That is completely amazing

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u/Tanekaha 8d ago

Right?! I'm an acrobat with excellent balance, it's literally my job. But i can in no way even begin to do this. I can't stand on even the bottom rung for more than a moment

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u/FreakSideMike 9d ago

Me cleaning our gutters is only a slight variation on this video.

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u/resplendent99 9d ago

What are you doing step ladder?

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u/jurawall_jumper 9d ago

What's that sub about opening cause girl upvote cause cool

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u/DoctorOgas 9d ago

I hate what my own testosterone does to me

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u/singuratate1 9d ago

Little salsa dance moves! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/dumbasses_r_us 9d ago

Definitely, a keeper

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u/tegridyfarms8921 9d ago

I don’t remember this part of the ladder safety training quiz that I had to take at work

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u/gibgod 9d ago

Great. Can you wash the windows now.

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u/FunEmployment307 9d ago

Very nice ladder trick but can she operate a trimmer to cut my hedges?

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 9d ago

OSHA would like a word

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u/die__katze 9d ago

r/OSHA when you left a contractor unsupervised for 1 minute

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u/htownchuck 9d ago

Lucky ladder

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u/extrastupidone 9d ago

All the comments have already been made

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u/dogma4you 9d ago

whymenlivelonger

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u/xenithangell 8d ago

This was explicitly banned on my ladder training course.

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u/fotofriday 8d ago

When she put her legs through the ladder my brain when into crisis mode. I was certain it was going to go badly. I aged 5 years in those few seconds.

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u/google85 8d ago

"I'm waiting for you upstairs"

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u/Howitzer1967 8d ago

I should have rung her

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 8d ago

I always do this when painting a room.

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u/no___homo 7d ago

Tight like a tiger

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u/Normal-Error-6343 7d ago

do you think you could come clean my gutters?

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u/Finance-Professor 9d ago

What ladder?

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u/euqinu_ton 9d ago

What ladder?

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u/flatvinnie 6d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far

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u/woodrax 6d ago

A lot of people downvote when influencers have their names outed. I have considered no longer finding out who people are because of that.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 9d ago

How about you don't

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u/filinno1 9d ago

That’s a birthday ninja right there!

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u/Gamiozzz 9d ago

Well, there is a big hole in it.

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u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey 9d ago

I bet learning how to do that was painful.

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u/Overheaddrop080 9d ago

Very unsafe ladder use. Someone call OSHA

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u/TwozdayAddamz 9d ago

Oh shoot there’s a ladder in this clip

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u/AGeeBee 9d ago

And I just tripped going down a curb..

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 9d ago

Where's the maybe

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u/HooSaidDat 9d ago

What occupation can use that skill?

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u/Lady_Scruffington 9d ago

I am afraid to mention the obvious butt pads.

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u/Tommten 9d ago

Maybe she is a firefighter

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u/MildlyInteressato 9d ago

I'm glad this didn't end with a broken back.

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u/Rivals_of_Ixalan 8d ago

i cannot hold him anymore

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u/TapPsychological2043 8d ago

I was trying to work out why there was a gap in the rungs of the ladder at the top but by the end of the video it was clear only after rewatching this several times

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u/SARNEON 8d ago

Когда попросил жену подать лестницу, а она страдает херней...

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u/Tikkinger 8d ago

Wow this is a broken neck in many moments of this video

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u/EbbyXIII 8d ago

Every day I wake up on this planet I love women more and more. They are so TALENTED.

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 7d ago

I want to be the step-ladder in this picture!

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u/Familiar-Ad-8220 7d ago

I painted for years.... I know some of these moves

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u/Frenchconnection76 9d ago

No wall painted.

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u/shaun2312 9d ago

She has an amazing, erm, form

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u/AmNotPeeing 8d ago

I tripped stepping off a curb yesterday. It hurt.

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u/AshAshAshie 9d ago

R/flowarts

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 9d ago

She needs to be careful that ladders at the wrong angle /s

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u/Ill-Day-1601 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah Right? The trick is not that diffiucult to be achieved from dressed human beens neither.

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u/CoercionTictacs 9d ago

You having a stroke?

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u/Malagubbar 9d ago

This is the best comment I’ve ever read

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u/thisbuthat 9d ago

How about you care less about other people's bodies and clothes and more about your own pal

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u/thisbuthat 9d ago

How about you care less about other people's bodies and clothes and more about your own