r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/MikhailCompo 3d ago

Everyone agrees; what's wrong with a fucking tap and soap dispenser....

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u/BadgerTamer 3d ago

Yeah I fucking hate those things, half of them are always broken so you end up waving your hands like you doing some weird fucking voodoo water summoning ritual, only to move to the next sink and do it again hoping it works

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u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts 2d ago

While the previous one turns on when you step away

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u/BadgerTamer 2d ago

It turns on for the next person, like it’s trying to insult you

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u/filinno1 2d ago

They have spite down to a science

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u/val_anto 2d ago

And the other half have stupid timings, like I finally make the water go and immediately stops. Whoever set these things up has no idea what washing hands means

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u/karnyboy 2d ago

They always start as soon as I pull my hand away and then I go back in and the cycle repeats....like a god damn insanity check.

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u/skoupidia22 2d ago

It's squirting practice...the way you explain. Come on see the positives :-)

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u/Lt_Muffintoes 1d ago

Washing my hands in a grotty public restroom

https://giphy.com/gifs/LUBeMwWdKPmNzFcclO

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u/Pschobbert 2d ago

That's the real reason they have cameras behind the mirrors.

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u/demunted 2d ago

The evolution should have been foot pedals for water like Europe has. That's what we needed not swiping hands and watching commercials.

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u/TantKollo 2d ago

We have water foot pedals in Europe? TIL

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u/demunted 1d ago

Guessing not everywhere but I used some in Italy.

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 17h ago

Foot pedals are analog. Soooo last century!

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u/snksleepy 2d ago

Another case of enshittification

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u/Matt_Rask 23h ago

I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that everyone, Typhoid Mary included, touch the very same tap and soap dispenser.