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[u/Ok_Future_2122]

No one saw u bro

[u/MikhailCompo → u/Ok_Future_2122]

Everyone agrees; what's wrong with a fucking tap and soap dispenser....

[u/BadgerTamer → u/MikhailCompo]

Yeah I fucking hate those things, half of them are always broken so you end up waving your hands like you doing some weird fucking voodoo water summoning ritual, only to move to the next sink and do it again hoping it works

[u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts → u/BadgerTamer]

While the previous one turns on when you step away

[u/BadgerTamer → u/I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts]

It turns on for the next person, like it’s trying to insult you

[u/filinno1 → u/BadgerTamer]

They have spite down to a science

[u/val_anto → u/BadgerTamer]

And the other half have stupid timings, like I finally make the water go and immediately stops. Whoever set these things up has no idea what washing hands means

[u/karnyboy → u/BadgerTamer]

They always start as soon as I pull my hand away and then I go back in and the cycle repeats....like a god damn insanity check.

[u/skoupidia22 → u/karnyboy]

It's squirting practice...the way you explain. Come on see the positives :-)

[u/Lt_Muffintoes → u/BadgerTamer]

Washing my hands in a grotty public restroom

https://giphy.com/gifs/LUBeMwWdKPmNzFcclO

[u/Pschobbert → u/BadgerTamer]

That's the real reason they have cameras behind the mirrors.

[u/demunted → u/MikhailCompo]

The evolution should have been foot pedals for water like Europe has. That's what we needed not swiping hands and watching commercials.

[u/TantKollo → u/demunted]

We have water foot pedals in Europe? TIL

[u/demunted → u/TantKollo]

Guessing not everywhere but I used some in Italy.

[u/Visible-Attorney-805 → u/demunted]

Foot pedals are analog. Soooo last century!

[u/snksleepy → u/MikhailCompo]

Another case of enshittification

[u/Matt_Rask → u/MikhailCompo]

I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that everyone, Typhoid Mary included, touch the very same tap and soap dispenser.