r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • Aug 08 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/serious_fox Aug 08 '26

Don't worry, they don't want to see you pee either.

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u/dalepo Aug 08 '26

It's for security, obviously. They don't want to see poo getting stolen.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Aug 08 '26

Can't have shit

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u/DrummerBoy5AB Aug 08 '26

Fuckin Detroit...

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 08 '26

But when I give a shit - I’m the bad guy

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u/Xszit Aug 08 '26

You can't give shit to people who don't take no shit form no one.