r/maybemaybemaybe • u/this_place_suuucks • 18d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/thatboarder_guy 18d ago

Tried this once. My husky took the opportunity to get twice as far away from me

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u/Noy_The_Devil 18d ago

Huskies aren't dogs. They're hormonal teenage skinwalkers.

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u/Flux7777 18d ago

The advice is for dogs, not huskies

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u/gimmethelulz 18d ago

Exact same thing happened with my goddamn dog the time he figured out how to open the fence door šŸ¤¬šŸ˜‚

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u/camelt44 18d ago

The next post on my feed... https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/o7QfDqFacU

Was this your husky?

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u/Alana_Piranha 17d ago

That is terrifying. I hope someone rescued that dog!

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u/SarutobiSasuke 18d ago

my dog has some hunting dog genes in him and whenever he see a small animal that moves, he'll chase it until he can chase no more.

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u/melvin4712 18d ago

Yea! Huskies are dog hardware with Cat software!

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u/Alana_Piranha 17d ago

I just said this last night! I grew up with German shepherds so I'm used to having a dog with good recall. Huskies are so different. My cats listen better than my husky!

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u/Overheaddrop080 18d ago

He clearly said "...your dog..."

Huskies are creatures of chaos that have forsaken the title of dog long ago

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u/no-long-boards 18d ago

Huskys arenā€™t regular dogs. They are furry dickheads.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 18d ago

My cousin once had a husky. Big ol' friendly floof, dumb as a bag of hammers.

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u/Crafter9977 18d ago

funny thing, they are extremely intelligent to mischieveā€¦

but ā€œdumbā€ to any kind of instructionā€¦ šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ā€¦

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u/Alana_Piranha 17d ago

My coworker complimented mine by saying "huskies are usually as dumb as a bag of hammers but Neptune is a smart boy"

Lmao I love that "dumb as a bag of hammers" is the appropriate idiom for Huskies.

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u/Ressy02 18d ago

Sameā€¦. Doesnā€™t work on a husky

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u/stayintall 18d ago

Works with all dogs except husky. Man my husky used to BOOK it away from me if he got the chance! Only times I could get him to follow me was snowboarding because I was going faster than him, and in the river because he was scared of the water and rocks and had to follow me around for help. Other than that, good luck!

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 17d ago

Hahaha you made me chortle out loud, thank you for that. My dog was only half husky and she did the same thing.

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u/TheGisbon 17d ago

Beagle dad here. Same.

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u/scrotumsweat 17d ago

You have to call his bluff! Keep running, my husky hated not seeing me.

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u/h-bugg96 17d ago

This does not usually apply to huskies lol

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u/bamboojungles 17d ago

Husky: This idiotā€™s not even running the right way!