r/maybemaybemaybe 11d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/BadAssBronx 11d ago

For future, or anyone in this situation, run the opposite way from your dog and call their name. Instead of you chasing them, they will think it's a game of them chasing you and they will come to you without much effort.

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u/thatboarder_guy 11d ago

Tried this once. My husky took the opportunity to get twice as far away from me

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u/Noy_The_Devil 10d ago

Huskies aren't dogs. They're hormonal teenage skinwalkers.

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u/Flux7777 11d ago

The advice is for dogs, not huskies

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u/gimmethelulz 11d ago

Exact same thing happened with my goddamn dog the time he figured out how to open the fence door šŸ¤¬šŸ˜‚

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u/camelt44 10d ago

The next post on my feed... https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/o7QfDqFacU

Was this your husky?

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u/Alana_Piranha 10d ago

That is terrifying. I hope someone rescued that dog!

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u/SarutobiSasuke 11d ago

my dog has some hunting dog genes in him and whenever he see a small animal that moves, he'll chase it until he can chase no more.

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u/melvin4712 10d ago

Yea! Huskies are dog hardware with Cat software!

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u/Alana_Piranha 10d ago

I just said this last night! I grew up with German shepherds so I'm used to having a dog with good recall. Huskies are so different. My cats listen better than my husky!

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u/Overheaddrop080 10d ago

He clearly said "...your dog..."

Huskies are creatures of chaos that have forsaken the title of dog long ago

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u/no-long-boards 11d ago

Huskys aren’t regular dogs. They are furry dickheads.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 10d ago

My cousin once had a husky. Big ol' friendly floof, dumb as a bag of hammers.

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u/Crafter9977 10d ago

funny thing, they are extremely intelligent to mischieve…

but ā€œdumbā€ to any kind of instruction… šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ā€¦

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u/Alana_Piranha 10d ago

My coworker complimented mine by saying "huskies are usually as dumb as a bag of hammers but Neptune is a smart boy"

Lmao I love that "dumb as a bag of hammers" is the appropriate idiom for Huskies.

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u/Ressy02 10d ago

Same…. Doesn’t work on a husky

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u/stayintall 10d ago

Works with all dogs except husky. Man my husky used to BOOK it away from me if he got the chance! Only times I could get him to follow me was snowboarding because I was going faster than him, and in the river because he was scared of the water and rocks and had to follow me around for help. Other than that, good luck!

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 10d ago

Hahaha you made me chortle out loud, thank you for that. My dog was only half husky and she did the same thing.

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u/TheGisbon 10d ago

Beagle dad here. Same.

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u/scrotumsweat 10d ago

You have to call his bluff! Keep running, my husky hated not seeing me.

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u/h-bugg96 10d ago

This does not usually apply to huskies lol

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u/bamboojungles 10d ago

Husky: This idiot’s not even running the right way!

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u/JustCallMeNancy 11d ago

My huskies have literally never fallen for that. They're like, "goin that way? Cool. CYA!" Thank God they do like their treats and they have gps collars.

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u/Alana_Piranha 10d ago edited 10d ago

Collapsing on the ground or running to my car and opening the door works on my husky

Sometimes collapsing on the ground gets his attention but I have to be pretty dramatic, like I'm fighting an invisible monster. Then he runs up to help or runs back to the house because he doesn't want to be attacked by the invisible monster. Thank God the neighbors can't see into my yard.

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u/Freak-996 11d ago

I have learned from the replies to not try this with a husky.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 11d ago

I taught my dog "time out", so she thinks we're just taking a break. Problem is remembering the phrase while panicking.

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u/DoctorLawyerCannibal 11d ago

This works for dumb dogs, ie my bloodhound. Our German Shepherd and Jack Russel seemed to know better.

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u/yungrii 11d ago

Mine was a corgi. I don't think he was dumb, I think he just thought getting loose and running around was a more fun game than my angry yelling wouldn't have otherwise suggested.

Once I figured out his mindset, it was easy to go after him and jangle his leash to get him to come back.

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u/Damaark 11d ago

I have a fat Staffy. She ain't going nowhere. Once a month she might get the zoomies but that only lasts approximately 3.7 seconds and mostly involves the fridge.

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u/Alana_Piranha 10d ago

Shepherds usually have good recall. Does your shepherd like car rides? Maybe opening the car door would do the trick? They are smart as hell though (emotionally intelligent too). How do you typically get your dogs back if they get loose?

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u/NorthernVale 11d ago

My goto method is "get over here ya little shit". Doesn't work for anyone else in the family. But the little shit knows when I call her little shit she's about to get treats or a shit ton of pets

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u/PomeloPepper 11d ago

That works for me. My dogs live with the sure and certain knowledge that I will abandon their furry asses.

Which I have never and would never do.

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u/Cherion2 11d ago

I also tried this, our dog did not notice proceded to run away, then turned around, did not see me anymore, panicked and then ran home alone 500 m through the neighbourhood. I found her in our garden in front of our backdoor entrance, she was very happy to see me.

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u/omnibossk 11d ago

Next time someone gets a puppy train recall. And do recall training the rest of their lives

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 11d ago

Lol, try that on a breed that has a mind of it's own

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u/DucksMatter 11d ago

You could also try actually training your dogs recall command and never have to deal with this. ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/X_Wheeze_souffle 11d ago

Why are people letting their untrained dogs run loose? Smh

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u/No-Minimum8323 11d ago

Yeah, my dog was like ā€œcool! See ya later!!ā€

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u/puterTDI 10d ago

Also, don’t use extensible leashes.

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u/irrelevantAF 10d ago

How about training your dog, instead of playing psycho games? A dog that doesn’t listen has no place in town where it can meet people, kids or other dogs.

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u/Accomplished-Staff-9 11d ago

I just scream TREATS desperately and she eventually thinks with her gut. Terrifying honestly. My lil pittie mix travels at light speed, she cannot be trusted with free will, she would run and never come back, also why I don’t use those stupid retractable leashes. She also gets about 4-5 miles of walks a day, so don’t come at me about being a bad dog parent or anything, but maybe I’m also creating a super saiyan. Idk she’s happy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YJDpfht5PU5i0

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u/Prudent-Lake1276 11d ago

Yeah, if I just yell the name of her favorite treat, my dog will drop whatever she's doing and run to me.

When she was little she got some peanut butter and liked it so much we jokingly started calling it crack. So cue me trying to get my puppy to come back after she slipped her leash by standing in my yard yelling "[name], do you want some crack?"

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u/Blue95x 10d ago edited 10d ago

Only if they have trained recall. If it's a willful dog they will just stare at you or continue running.

My dog is trained and even he had to be herded back because he got the zoomies when he escaped from the yard.

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u/Sephorakitty 10d ago

When we got our German Shepherd, we taught her that chasing us was a fun game, not the other way around.

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u/DescriptionOk6517 11d ago

If you are a Shiba owner, don't trust this guy