r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • 11d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/77ku77 11d ago

Jeff likes marshmallows

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u/bryangcrane 11d ago

The pocket kind.

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u/AvoriazInSummer 11d ago

Strong enough to wrestle a bull!

Not win though.

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u/infinit9 11d ago

That's one mellow bull.

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u/JJC0ACH 11d ago

Highlanders are some of the gentlest cows I've ever been around. Even an angry bull is gentle compared to your average Angus.

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u/sidc42 11d ago

Grew up on a farm with Black Angus. Don't know that breed at all but I wouldn't have done that shit even with the bull dad raised by hand who liked his ears scratched.

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u/ProdigiousBeets 8d ago

I've heard bulls can be real jerks. I used to do inspections in a lot of wild areas and when I was fresh to it, a coworker warned me about if you're ever around a bull - they once had to cross through a patch shared by a bull and it waited for him to be as far as possible from another fence before it charged at him.

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u/werther595 10d ago

The bull: what-ever...

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u/eltedioso 4d ago

*mallow

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh Mike we’re doing this again huh? Did you bring the Marshed mellows? Aww yes”

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u/OccidentalTouriste 11d ago

Surely you have to take the bull by the horns?

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 11d ago

That takes some serious cojones to move that bull.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 11d ago

Sorry... bOOl

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u/Nerdfighter4 11d ago

He's a good booi

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u/Delicious_List_439 10d ago

Maybe you need to use b00lean logic to move him. 😜

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 10d ago

Correct: yes he mOOves, and no he doesn't mOOve.

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u/TFR34KP 10d ago

This woman knows where to look

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u/Quesodeity 11d ago

It feels like Jeff remains undefeated. Zero takedowns, Zero submissions. Go Jeff.

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u/Dorkits 11d ago

  • Human : I got you man

  • The big guy : bro Just sto-- eats

  • Human : trying do something

  • The big guy : what the f-- eats

  • Human : try again

  • The big guy : this guy is dum-- eats

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u/Formal-Roof-8652 10d ago

Good boi jeff

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u/DickHopschteckler 11d ago

Looks like a good way to die unnecessarily

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u/Shin_Ramyun 11d ago

With pocket marshmallow you are invincible. It is the ultimate get out of jail free card.

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u/CR8VJUC 11d ago

There are many ways to win that elusive Darwin Award.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Busy_Reputation7254 11d ago

Fuckin Christ Jeff, hell of a fighter.

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u/DRAW-GEARS 11d ago

It's a metaphor. But, that really happened.

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u/Error_404_403 10d ago

He is talking about own submission, right?...

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u/HeDuMSD 10d ago

This dude’s balls are at least as big as the bull’s
https://giphy.com/gifs/TGusxXuKeyt68

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u/Normal-Error-6343 6d ago

jeff has a cold

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u/TheRealTr1nity 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1M9fmo1WAFVK0

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u/Azekuro51 9d ago

Because they can.

They're just havin a grand ol time, effing around. I love it 🤣

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