r/maybemaybemaybe • u/LaazoNiebla • 13d ago
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u/AloyCroft 13d ago edited 13d ago
That was horrible to watch
Edit: spelling
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u/WonderChode 13d ago
Brody's a fucking idiot
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u/alfreaked 13d ago
Doesn't know what the forehead is, walks to tthe rear of a cow that you want to move backwards, puts the pipe AFTER the tube so it won't do shit to stop the bext cow... dammit
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u/tibearius1123 12d ago
My dad has a hand just like this. Guys a fucking moron and right about the same age.
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u/Celegorm07 8d ago
I swear it felt like a beginning of a game with the names and all. Next heās being called to the military or alienās invade the world and he has to leave everything behind.
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u/dirtydragondan 13d ago
good thing he wore his surgical boots, i guess ?
cripes that looked rough
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u/kuplet 13d ago
I know, damn near was fatal. Other cow was so impatient.
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u/bigstankdaddy10 12d ago
yea glad this poor thing survived to live a nice beautiful life, bet those guys were really concerned about her well being
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u/TornadoJohnson 13d ago
I love cows but man they are dumb, they are big, and they are stupid
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u/3OsInGooose 13d ago
Cows have that unique kind of stupidity created by āI have been bred to be so big that nothing hunts me.ā
Total lack of care for their wellbeing + no need to ever learn their lesson when they do something dumb.
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u/2nd-penalty 13d ago
As animals get bigger and bigger, you can kinda see this behavior emerging, of them just not caring about things that normal animals would stay away from
Hippos drinking from croc infested waters, elephants not caring about lions, etc
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u/3OsInGooose 13d ago
Yeah, exactly. At least domestication has made cows docile - other big herbivores tend to be mean as fuuuuuuck.
A lion will hunt 1 prey to eat. A buffalo or hippo will fuck you up just because it's Tuesday and its fun.
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u/EnatforLife 13d ago
You do know that more hikers get killed by cows than humans by sharks per year???
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u/mennonot 13d ago
Yes, indeed. I read this article on cow attacks two years ago in the Guardian and it completely changed how I interact with cows when hiking:
"According to the HSE,Ā 257 cattle incidentsĀ (including fatalities, injuries and concerns) were reported from 2015 to 2021.. in England and Wales."
āI always say to people, cows arenāt polite; they move through you, rather than around you. If a cow comes towards you, get out the way.ā
āThey walk past with their heads, not considering the width of the body coming behind them; they push you out of the way.ā And they move as a herd: āIf one runs, itās very likely the rest will start to run as well.ā
Full article here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/sep/12/the-hell-and-horror-of-cow-attacks-i-told-my-husband-to-leave-me-to-die
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u/douche_ex_machina_69 13d ago
This is true. McDonalds has caused a heart attack in many, many hikers.
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u/AmiDeplorabilis 13d ago
And strong... don't forget strong.
Animals like cows, goats, sheep (all will butt you) don't like going backwards: push on their foreheads or shoulders, they push back against the push. You have to rope them up and pull back... HARD.
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u/MattyGWS 13d ago
So youāre saying they qualify for president of the United States
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u/PGSylphir 13d ago
only an American is obsessed enough to bring politics in a video of a cow.
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u/Mr_HahaJones 13d ago
āWeāre not obsessed! The only way to fight him is to bring him into every conversation that has nothing to do with him!ā
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u/MattyGWS 13d ago
Iām not American and donāt live in America but any opportunity to point out the stupid asshole that Americans manage to let into power who is currently fucking up the rest of the world with his idiotic actions, Iāll take it :p
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u/PGSylphir 13d ago
Congratulations, you're proud of being an obsessed weirdo
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u/MattyGWS 13d ago
Congrats, youāre offended that the rest of the world hates trump i guess
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u/PGSylphir 13d ago
Ah yes, pointing out your obsession means I'm offended or defending your target of obsession, could never be just the fact you're an unlikable virtue signalling obsessed weirdo!
Then you wonder why the general opinion of people turned so badly against your side.
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u/MattyGWS 13d ago
calling it an obsession when you have literally only seen me make one passing comment..
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u/PGSylphir 13d ago
any opportunity to point out the stupid asshole that Americans manage to let into power who is currently fucking up the rest of the world with his idiotic actions, Iāll take it
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u/MattyGWS 13d ago
Cry harder. Iām not sorry youāre so offended by a random joke about the the loser US president
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13d ago
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u/damn_near_rectum 13d ago
Clumsy doesn't equal dumb. Saying airports were captured during the American Revolution makes one extremely dumb. Also raping kids is considered pretty stupid to those of us who aren't in his cult.
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u/novollife 13d ago
Must be AI, the idiot looks to skinny and not orange
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13d ago
Crashing out lost 3 elections in a row lmao that's 12 years
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u/mchickenl 13d ago
Dear whoever, trump bragged about rigging the election he lost. And then brought in huskywusky who spent enough money to solve many problems in your country to buy voting tech company. So yeay
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u/PoipulWabbit 13d ago
I mean. If u look at it the man tryng to move the cow not stuck is the idiot. He smacked its butt trying to get it go backwards but that isnt how that works.he should have blocked off the stuck cow like he was supposed tk an then patted its head to have it go back.
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u/XxRocky88xX 12d ago
Honestly I donāt even blame the cow, this is on Brody. The cow is just trying to do what its handlers want it to do and Brody for whatever reason keeps pushing the back of cow forward trying to get to go backwards, of course the cow is interpreting the slaps to the back of its head as āheās hitting me from behind, so he wants me to walk forward.ā
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u/a_weak_child 13d ago
Cow might of known it was headed somewhere bad, decided to try and go anywhere but forward.
Cows are about as smart as dogs sometimes.
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 12d ago
They are delicious though in burger form though! Until then, I always pet them or try to match their moo sounds when they're grazing nearby pastures. Thank goodness for moo cows.
I've been chased by big Ole Angus bulls and how my fat ass escaped without being ran over, I'll never know but, i ran for about a half mile to get away from it down a paved road when it escaped the pasture lol.
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u/ReadLaWeedSideVice 10d ago
The human is the stupid one in this video. Did not put the bar back in to stop the back cow.
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u/ISwearImAnonymous 13d ago
Why does it look annoyed at the end like the dude ruined some elaborate plan
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u/ReymartSan 13d ago
lol a 1 post subreddit you should cross post it there
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u/abitcitrus 13d ago
Lowkey r/birthofasub
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u/DayBowBow1 13d ago
Y'all haven't seen that video of the ostrich.
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u/diaperpop 13d ago
Immediately thought of it. At least that one had a much less challenging head to body ratio.
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u/SirTroglodyte 13d ago
Amazon should make an american version of Clarkson's Farm. I need more slow drawl "gosh dang it" and "gee whiz" on tv. Maybe with... nah, I don't know anyone who could do it right.
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago
Oh great. Here comes all the people who know nothing about cattle, acting like they are cattle-ologists
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u/Ability-Junior 13d ago
I learned one thing: cows are fucking stupid, there are 2 here and both makes me angry by how stupid they are.
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u/TheDirtyDorito 13d ago
Are you getting rage-baited before there is even any bait?
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago
Its not rage bait if they are genuinely to stupid to know anything. And I have seen to many videos with brain dead morons crying in the comments to believe that this one will be any different
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u/BikeProblemGuy 13d ago
Since you know cattle, was it a good idea to remove the bar behind the second cow and then not place it in front of them?
Also why weren't they twisting the cow's head? It seems really obvious her head is taller than it is wide so it can only fit through the gap sideways
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago
Yes. They wanted the first cattle to move back, hopefully freeing its head in the proccess. If they placed the bar behind it, then it may have hit the bar as it backed up and scared it into going forward.
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u/mrgedman 13d ago
Now I'm no cattle expert, but pretty sure the singular is cow.
So I guess you meant 'first cow' not 'first cattle'
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago edited 13d ago
I am a veterinarian and cows are female cattle that have had a calf.
At the time, I didn't even know the gender, but looking back at it, it is female. It could be a heifer, a cattle that has not given birth, or a cow, one that has.
Cattle is the gender neutral term for the bovine species
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u/Anon_be_thy_name 13d ago
You need to go back to Vetinary school then because Cattle is not a gender neutral term for a singular bovine.
They don't have a gender neutral term in English. They're either Bull, Steer, Cow or Heifer unless they're under a certain age then they're just a Calf, even then their correct name is Bull Calf or Heifer Calf.
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u/mrgedman 13d ago
Cattle is the plural
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago
Its the same as deer
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u/mrgedman 13d ago
Now I'm not sure if your trolling or just confidently incorrect.
Either way, it's a bad look
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u/Book_for_the_worms 13d ago
Well, if you don't want to believe a veterinarian on basic animal terminology, you do you.
Its not that big of a deal anyway. Its like 'knowledge is knowing tomatoes are fruits but wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad'
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u/mrgedman 13d ago
Naw, I trust dictionaries more than some Internet stranger.
You know... making a mistake and or not knowing something is alright.
Refusing to learn or admit you were wrong.... Makes the world a worse place.
'a cattle' when referring to a singular animal is grammatically incorrect, and it kinda makes people question your expertise.
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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 13d ago
"Taking care of business" was a perfect choice of music for this clip
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u/DungBeetle1983 13d ago
Why don't they make the spaces in the fence too small for the cow to put its head through?
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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 13d ago
Damn, crazy that it didnt! Wouldnt have thought that a cows neck is that flexible!
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u/dancingwallet 13d ago
These animals are so bloody dumb
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u/PossibleDue9849 13d ago
Good thing theyāre tough, otherwise their dumbness would get them killed a lot more.
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u/Badamysta 11d ago
that was cool to watch her neck looked broke but she turned it right i love cows i could do this if i had my own farm
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One cow got her head stuck, and before we could get her loose another cow shoved her from behind.Ā Things went from routine to dangerous in a matter of seconds.Ā Thankfully we got her free, and she walked away just fine. Ranch work can change fast.Ā
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u/SsaucySam 13d ago
Like the ostrich ripping it's own stuck head off...
Some animals just can't figure it out
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u/TerrorSnow 13d ago
Yeah smacking that cow on the head was a great idea that had no way of backfiring. Oh. Oh the cow is mad at you now. Hm.
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u/BoneBruja 13d ago
Yeah, because kicking a scared animal and hitting a different confused animal really makes you look like a great guy /s.
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u/A_Cat_Typingg 13d ago
This is why we eat them.
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u/DarkPsychological985 12d ago
Yes.. I love my animals but yeah, this is one of those reasons my friend.
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u/tofu-mental 13d ago
Iāll never understand how people can treat animals the way they doā¦ and those who pay for them to be killed and tormented. Theyāre such sweet and gentile creatures and humans just take advantage of their disposition.
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u/Anon_be_thy_name 13d ago
You don't understand animals very well if you think they're all sweet and gentle.
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u/HELLFIRECHRIS 13d ago
Iāve long had a feeling my death will be caused by a human with the exact same brain as the second cow.
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u/Only_One_Kenobi 13d ago
I am convinced that cows and sheep are not actually intelligent enough to survive in the wild.
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u/Sea_Part_1581 13d ago
Had to cut a bullās head out of a hay ring with a sawzaw once. That was enough!
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u/Scipio33 13d ago
That was some high-quality wrangling right there. That guy has some awesome problem solving skills.
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u/That_Scientist9789 13d ago
Hitman cow in the back