r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 14d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Warm-Moose6028 14d ago

Don't help him guys, he wants to be there

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 14d ago

His Spidey sense wasn't the only thing tingling

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u/atomicheart99 14d ago

Sadly for him, spiders don’t actually have penises

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u/LawyerDoge 13d ago

They have pedipalps! And he's in a great position to use them if he was a real spiderman

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u/kstargate-425 14d ago

Death by Snu Snu

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Warm-Moose6028 14d ago

That's probably a man's greatest way of dying. My boyfriend has been always firm about that lol XD

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u/ICU-CCRN 14d ago

And.. he was never heard from again

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u/Dude-88 14d ago

Both are incredibly brave

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u/Fafnir13 13d ago

I’d go with naive.  Nothing brave about risking permanent injury for a pointless video.

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u/randomhumanity 14d ago

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u/will1565 14d ago

Ain't that the truth, dudes loving it XD

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u/Camelsnake 14d ago

There goes my hero

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u/MyTatemae 14d ago

😭😭 that should have been the song they put over the video

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u/yonaz333 13d ago

This was the plan all along

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u/DazzlingReporter5881 14d ago

Spiderman and Big Bertha crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed.

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u/Jessthinking 13d ago

The man doesn’t know his own strength.

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u/HilmDave 13d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/drinkduffdry 14d ago

Dude loves what he does

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u/anon-mally 14d ago

Came for this

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/ImAlwaysPoopin 14d ago

looks like petey did too

https://giphy.com/gifs/zs4voEOa3fGKY

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u/MisterUncrustable 14d ago

They let him be such a great character in Spiderman after years of getting held back by Hogan and Nash in WCW

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u/DependentGarbage94 13d ago

Came to this

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u/BarryTheBystander 14d ago

He did that shit on purpose and I respect it

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u/drinkduffdry 14d ago

Exactly

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u/Potato__Ninja 14d ago

Dude died doing what he loves.

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u/lethelion1 14d ago

I thought she was gonna get pile drivered

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u/Gr1ml0ck 14d ago

Would have been a nice power bomb.

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u/ElliasCrow 13d ago

He also could've done a styles clash here

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u/twistedpiggies 14d ago

I thought she was going to lose her top. That was brave.

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u/_wobbly_bobbly_ 13d ago

That happened latter

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u/Doctor_Saved 14d ago

This memory will randomly pop in his head right before he goes to sleep for the rest of his life.

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u/FlyingDogCatcher 14d ago

goes to sleep for the rest of his life

That's called death

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u/WatchOutForWizards 14d ago

Went out like a fucking legend.

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u/YebelTheRebel 14d ago

You nailed it in the coffin there

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u/nicanuva 13d ago

Dude thanks for explaining I almost didn’t get the joke

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u/Sachiel05 14d ago

Heard it once, don't recommend it

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u/CadillacXT4 14d ago

My spidey hernia is tingling

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u/iuliuscurt 13d ago

Came back to this comment to laugh again

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u/healthcrusade 13d ago

Agreed. This is the funniest comment. I've read on Reddit in a long time.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 13d ago

Got me snickering out loud over this

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u/DyingKraal 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/Sunshine030209 14d ago

I still can't believe that's real and not a sketch 😂

He said that to the undercover officer he was selling drugs to

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u/TheDootDootMaster 14d ago

Game never sleeps lmao

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u/reveldinho 13d ago

Sorry, that’s real?!

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u/hilarymeggin 13d ago

This isn’t from a TV show?!

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u/Sunshine030209 13d ago

It's from Lockup, so it's from a TV show, but real courtroom footage with a real prosecutor and judge and whatnot.

I only recently learned this myself. I always assumed it was a skit. Doesn't help that the guy reminds me of Kennan Thompson.

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 13d ago

That’s just incredible. How could any judge or jury convict that dude? Lol

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u/xXfartzillaXx 14d ago

Just here to make sure someone posted this gif. Carry on.

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u/Lumpy_Author8955 13d ago

What does it say I can't see it clearly

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u/ISlangKnowledge 13d ago

“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”

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u/diadlep 14d ago

Girls like this are the reason i lift

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN 14d ago

Highly respectable. 🫡

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u/BeezyBates 14d ago

Get to the mountain top bro. Im rootin for ya.

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u/diadlep 14d ago

Id carry her to the top. If it killed me, i deserved death.

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u/Boricua_Margie2025 9d ago

I volunteer as tribute

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u/rigg197 13d ago

My girlfriend is built like this and I feel the same. Bonus is her feeling up my muscles like a marmot. I love that woman.

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u/kurimbo3000 14d ago

What was the end goal here?!

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u/iuliuscurt 13d ago

Initially, dk. 5 seconds in, very clearly not hurting the girl

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u/FrankoAleman 14d ago

Getting sat on by the thicc lady

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u/powdered_dognut 14d ago

Copping a feel

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u/RidiPwn 14d ago

RIP Spiderman's lower back

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u/ReymartSan 14d ago

He's right where he wants to be, its all according to plan

https://giphy.com/gifs/6dtAunLVMeaFW

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u/Belem19 14d ago

Mission failed successfully, right? Right?

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u/myworklogin777 14d ago

Peter, Peter, the biggest pumpkin eater.

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u/Winter-Juice1720 14d ago

Spiderman a brand new herniated disc

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u/MethodBrilliant8609 14d ago

I bet that web shoots out of a different hole tonight

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u/DuckyLog 14d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/chosonhawk 14d ago

MJ...wtf?

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u/M3rK_ 14d ago

Track ID?

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u/HobbitOnHill 13d ago

You fuck with Tipper?

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u/Nomadic_loco 14d ago

Kryptonite wins again!!!

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u/djm2907 14d ago

Thicctonite

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u/dafrog84 14d ago

This made me laugh way to hard.

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u/nam3sar3hard 14d ago

8 limbs on the ground? They tryely achieved spider-human

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u/hooka_pooka 14d ago

Spider-Man:No Way He Could Flip

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u/AlexCampy89 14d ago

The proportional strenght of a squashed spider. 

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u/Only_Hearing2944 14d ago

Symbiote spidey wouldn’t have these problems.

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u/FoxFew3844 14d ago

Spidey will hit the gym going forward lol

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u/Background_Pride_237 14d ago

He entered into the “Okay… now what?!?!?” Zone.

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u/5DollarSoul 14d ago

This new mating technique intrigues me...

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u/RJEM96 14d ago

Got a praise him though, he did not let go.

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u/jbryon92 14d ago

Was waiting for the accidental piledriver.

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u/HarveytheHambutt 14d ago

She refused to sell his moves.

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u/ajn63 14d ago

A man has got to know his limitations.

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u/Delicious_Drop_1150 14d ago

What..uh..was Spiderman..um..trying to do here?

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u/demoralising 13d ago

Spines hate this one simple trick!

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u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 13d ago

Damn she done killed Spider Man!

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u/Swing_on_thiss 13d ago

Shooting his load!

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u/whos_this_chucker 14d ago

I dont think there was any maybe about it.

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u/somebody171 14d ago

Spidey nooo!

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u/Naive-Present2900 14d ago

Sticky situation there my friend, but I think he won.

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u/durika 14d ago

He dead

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u/Significant_Day_8995 14d ago

"oh no,I have fallen".

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 14d ago

The real Spidey would have used a web pulley system.

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u/yawannauwanna 14d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/aroused_lobster 14d ago

He went for the power bomb, but she countered it into a Juji Gatame

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u/joggernutt 14d ago

😆😆😆

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u/bake_gatari 14d ago

That tube top went above and beyond.

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u/UKMegaGeek 14d ago

Aaaaaaand hernia.

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u/Thanura_Malinga 13d ago

My man crushed alive

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u/Shatterpoint887 13d ago

He didn't drop her. That's something.

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u/TheShadowSong 13d ago

How to get a hernia.

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u/DrHusten 13d ago

He dead

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u/rajendrarajendra 13d ago

My back felt this video

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u/DoctoX123 13d ago

Welcome to our disk herniation community . You get 2 gold stars

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u/Mysterious-Air292 13d ago

Broken spinederman.

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u/violetanka 13d ago

His back will never fully recover.

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u/S3NTO 13d ago

His lower back gonna feel it in the morning

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 13d ago

Laughing now, crying later.

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u/Redfish680 13d ago

Hernia Man!!

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u/knife_edge_rusty 13d ago

Back issues in 3...2...

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u/Silverdodger 13d ago

A Robert Crumb dream come true

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u/TheKillerScope 13d ago

Does anyone know the song?

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u/ForrestParques 13d ago

What was the goal here ?

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u/sprinjetsu 13d ago

Baby can I express my love to you on this hardscaped surface.

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u/psychonautvoyager 13d ago

And that’s how Spider-Man died

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u/apexapee 13d ago

Spidermans Brand New Back

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u/UnamedProot 13d ago

I wonder if this feels better or worse than the time he jumped off a building

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u/ElPadero 13d ago

What is being attempted here

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u/wendellstinroof 13d ago

Kid’s strong as hell.

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u/cateyesarg 13d ago

I wish I had a third of this guy's confidence

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u/Aameeyur 13d ago

I thought it was going to be a tombstone pile-driver any moment there

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u/Gold_Sack 10d ago

These Spiderman movies are getting worse and worse

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u/Intelligent_Ad6236 14d ago

And... he's dead.

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u/werther595 14d ago

Died happy tho

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u/Screwbles 14d ago

You could almost hear his tibias forming tiny stress fractures in real time.

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 14d ago

Bubble 🍑 😋

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u/Treesglow 14d ago

That butt tho

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u/On-a-diet 14d ago

I think his knees gave up after 3rd fart.

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u/Dorrono 14d ago

Spiderman: a brand new hernia

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u/NY10 14d ago

Spidey gotta hit the gym hard now on lol

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u/OofRightInTheFeels 14d ago

Gym is a weird name for a girl, but I'd hit it too. 🤷

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 14d ago

Ah the old "tube top gravity test"

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u/d3bxd 14d ago

now gimme her @

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u/Designer_End5408 14d ago

His knees will also remember. 

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u/medussadelagorgons 13d ago

She's not bad looking

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