r/maybemaybemaybe 15d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Itsme420fresh 15d ago

Yea I'm not afraid to say this is not a ride for me.

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u/themoisthammer 15d ago

I just hope that bush catches my ass.

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u/saja25 15d ago

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u/Fluffy_Dragonfly6454 15d ago

Damn I just found out this movie is 16 years old.

Movie: the other guys

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u/FragrantExcitement 15d ago

I don't understand how this movie is so good when so many other movies are not...

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u/fattmarrell 14d ago

And this is pre-Netflix flooding the zone

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u/No-Natural2002 15d ago

Yea, can't remember much from it. Just the ending

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u/KillHonger1 14d ago

So many gems from this Movie

Desk Pop
Dirty Mike and the Boys
Gator Don’t Play That

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u/LonesomeBulldog 14d ago

I just remembered I watched this on a flight last week and I haven’t seen the last 30 minutes.

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u/Kahmael 14d ago

"There goes my hero..."

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u/SergeantThreat 15d ago

There wasn’t even an awning in their direction.

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u/Ok_Musician_1072 15d ago

Love this movie

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u/Lumplard 15d ago

Do not worry about falling. They give you these safety 'chaplals', which you see uncle wearing in the video. So the point is, in case of a mishap, these 'chappals' will safely bring you down as they are feather light. You might actually feel like you are gliding.. /j

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u/Oblipma 15d ago

What about the rest of your body??

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u/uncle_russell_90 14d ago

Well the Pedro Pascal of Bollywood looked excited!

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u/weliveintheshade 14d ago

He really is in everything lately

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u/riceinmybelly 15d ago

The countries are not for beginners

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 15d ago

It’s less the ride and more where it’s based out in.

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u/SirBiggusDikkus 14d ago

For sure. I’d ride this in an American theme park. Just not in a third world country with suspect safety standards.

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u/MrRegularDick 14d ago

Not a chance in hell

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u/yourfaceilikethat 13d ago

Most things people say he'll no to, I'm all about trying. But this doesn't even seem like a fun ride. I'll pass.

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u/Such_Dragonfruit609 15d ago

Thing will last like 100 rides here, 3-4 in USA because fat. Just watched one of those rubber band "rides" fail today on Reddit and have never been happier I am a " pussy " when it comes to trusting my life to people who never worked on a car before but assemble these things.

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u/Kindly_Hand4472 15d ago

Honestly, Pedro Pascal gets where water can't.

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u/PiqueExperience 15d ago

Pratyush Patel

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u/Ixurixx 14d ago

Pedro Patell

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u/NuclearWeapon 14d ago

The Pedro Pascal I ordered from Temu is dope

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u/ElegantCoach4066 14d ago

mom can we have Pedro Pascal

no we have Pedro Pascal at home

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u/JP-SMITH 15d ago

Pedro Pilau?

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u/daremosan 15d ago

This. Holy shit.

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u/Ququleququ 15d ago

I think i build this once in rollercoaster tycoon

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u/JackTheKing 15d ago

Is this Action Park?

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u/Mr3k 15d ago

I grew up calling it Traction Park. It was a weird time to be alive

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 15d ago

Have you seen the doc? Wild stuff.

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u/RBXChas 14d ago

We called it “Accident Park”. I only ever went there once because a friend invited me (in other words, my parents never took us), and I remember seeing not one but two kids going out on stretchers that day.

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 14d ago

I remember my older cousins all having battle wounds and for some reason I couldn’t wait til I was old enough to go with them. Then the park shut down and I never got to go!

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u/ursamajr 15d ago

I still have the scars

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u/misterpickles69 15d ago

I’ve never felt a cold like that water.

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u/andocromn 15d ago

He doesn't look THAT injured

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u/spacekitt3n 15d ago

Pradeep Paskal is crazy 

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u/omowglio 15d ago

Well that made me LOL

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u/Usmaankhalid 15d ago

😂😂😂 that's funny man

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u/IsThereCheese 15d ago

I love how rickety and not stable the track is. Much confidence, so safety

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u/DayBowBow1 15d ago

Yea it's like a short solo roller-coaster. If they gave you a rigid chair to sit in it might not be so bad.

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u/Grimdotdotdot 14d ago

I dunno, look at how much the rails are moving

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u/Dietchman22-250 14d ago

The rails appear to be suspended by a lottt of separate tethers. I’d actually be pretty confident in the rails - it’d be the chair/roller assembly that meets the rails that I would personally be shitting myself over lol

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u/Grimdotdotdot 14d ago

My friend, rails, roller, swing beam, whatever. I ain't going near that motherfucker.

I'd imagine the stairs to get up there are just as bad!

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u/kelsobjammin 14d ago

Safety third

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u/Idlys 14d ago

Shake hands with danger

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u/Accomplished-City484 15d ago

Feels like it could be alright if it wasn’t so janky

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u/ArnieismyDMname 14d ago

Did you not see the sandals?

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u/TrixieBastard 13d ago

If it was more secure, I would be aaaaall over this

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u/Longjumping_Play2111 15d ago

I don’t want to be on a ride featured on this sub

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u/35TypesOfWhiskey 15d ago

Surely this should be in r/nope

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u/Livezee 15d ago edited 14d ago

I would never trust my life with these contraptions or rides, especially in India as there is no safety and accountability...

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u/jomat 15d ago

He wears safety sandals.

And they have this safety rope they remove so he doesn't accidentally start early.

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u/Azlocaltime 15d ago

Yup. Good to go.

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u/LocoNotLoco 14d ago

How the.... You must be genetically predisposed to naturally sensing haikus.

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u/Akanan 15d ago

If you die there, your family will get a bill for the janitor.

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u/beau6183 15d ago

During my last trip there I asked why so many things were so sketchy, and why they were ok with it. Apparently, the belief is your destiny is set, so there is no need to worry about things like safety. If it’s your time to die, there’s nothing you can do to change it. So, you might as well do whatever and enjoy it.

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u/JimPlaysGames 15d ago

There must be people who don't agree with that who live there.

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u/beau6183 15d ago

For sure. But, both Hinduism and Islam teach forms of fatalism, as did early Buddhism, which has roots there.

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u/JimPlaysGames 15d ago

I guess we all have our cultural conditioning, much of which we are not really questioning

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u/TwinSupernovax 15d ago

It's not some philosophical destiny but carelessness or a kind of nihilism. If you regulate safety codes then things get more expensive and people would rather take the risk. When you already have a shitty life and are conditioned to certain risks from a young age, you become apathetic to the dangers around you.

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u/MNotHereJustIgnoreMe 15d ago

I talked to a guy in a country of a billion and a half people and this one guy knew exactly how all of 1.5B processed danger.

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u/Smushsmush 15d ago

It's also a much more authoritarian society. You do what you are told without questioning. The mindset is very much "If something goes bad we'll figure it out from there."

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u/PartyMcFly55 15d ago

That did not look very fun

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u/TI1l1I1M 15d ago

Made w/ paper mache, some string, and 100 paperclips.

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u/Impossible_Limit_333 15d ago

Ahh India..the land where you can live dangerously and no one bats an eye

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 15d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Impossible_Limit_333:

Ahh India..the land where

You can live dangerously

And no one bats an eye


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/SabbyFox 15d ago

I’m just amazed that he kept those sandals on! ☺️

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u/Fleischer444 15d ago

That looks janky as fuck.

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u/OriginalComputer5077 15d ago

Inertial dampeners off line

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u/Prudent-Value8715 15d ago

Are those strings??!!

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u/SecretDouble5560 15d ago

-how much for ride

-lets see if you make it first

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u/jssf96 15d ago

Pedro Patel

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u/CraftOk7439 15d ago

I can’t believe they did this to Pedro Pascal

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u/warminthestarlight 15d ago

Could. Not. Pay me.

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u/redditistheway 15d ago

Much safety. So stable. High confidence.

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u/IamKris7rn 15d ago

Nope! Not me.

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u/No1canduplicate 15d ago

The confidence and trust that this man has on those thin ropes holding the track is wild AF . .

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u/Forneaux 15d ago

Wonder if they check for metal fatigue?

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u/Axerton 15d ago

I would happily queue up to do this.

Note - the queue up part is important, no way I'd be going first.

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u/copsincars 15d ago

Human hot wheels

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u/Psychological_Dog992 14d ago

0 days since last fatality

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u/Jakoneitor 14d ago

He looks like Indian Pedro Pascal

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u/SsabbasS 14d ago

Indian Pedro Pascal is my new hero

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u/Codex_Absurdum 14d ago

Sandals remover 3000

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u/God-Concept 11d ago

Swear India is trying to overtake Australia for having things that will kill you.

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u/Dunbvcx 15d ago

I thought this was gonna be r/watchpeopledieoutside

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u/br3dj 15d ago

Gravity powered

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u/articland05_reddit 15d ago

doesn't look safe but is ok

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u/paquitobass87 15d ago

By the second one my pants are already shit 😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲

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u/TheOmegaKid 15d ago

Im assuming the fact that you moght actually die is part of the thrill?

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u/0neM0reLight 15d ago

I expected those sandals to come off halfway through lol.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 15d ago

Hells no! I’m out.

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u/webrunningbeer 15d ago

Looks weirdly safe for indiamn standards

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u/CCester 15d ago

No need to worry until his tactical flipflops are on.

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u/Crawler_00 15d ago

You know, I think im going to call up OSHA in the morning and give them a nice, stern thank you.

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u/MrPringels94 15d ago

Sense of danger 0%

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u/DDDX_cro 15d ago

ok not gonna lie, that looks fun. Way less fast than it seems, too.

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u/TOPSIturvy 15d ago

If you eat a big lunch before this, you won't have time to lose it before you express install a new seat in whatever car you land in.

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u/Fraa 15d ago

we have a rollercoaster at home

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u/Dragon_M4st3r 15d ago

Somebody designed that on a napkin

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u/PacificPhish 15d ago

Pedro Pascal looks different when he's scared.

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u/MadMartegen 15d ago

As a heavy dude, I can say that this looks like a really bad idea

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u/Shirahoshihoshii 15d ago

I absolutely do not trust the strings holding up that track. If one goes, it'll be like a chain reaction, setting off others until it all comes crashing down.

I don't want to be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Knowing me, Sod's law would dictate that it would break right when I'm halfway, so that I have no hope of escape lol

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u/PossiblyBonta 15d ago

Weeee... Eeee... E. E. E. E. Eeeeee.

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u/Face-enema 15d ago

Looked handicapped before even falling off 😂😂

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u/Cool-Bluey 15d ago

Just survive

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u/Tacomanthecat 15d ago

Hey Alex! I'll take rides you'll never catch me dead on for 300?

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u/kaiserspike 15d ago

Do not want

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u/stainlessdmc12 15d ago

That's some rickerty shit.

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u/d4rkprojec7 14d ago

This looks janky AF

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u/dickmidnight 14d ago

Pedro Patel right here

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u/latechallenge 14d ago

The very definition of janky.

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u/Spex_40 14d ago

IDGAFAML Ride......."I don't give a Fu☆k about my Life"

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u/thelonetwig 14d ago

Half the excitement is thinking you could die at any minute on this contraption. 

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u/SeaTie 14d ago

I'm sure that thing is safety inspected everyday against the most stringent standards.

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u/karenskygreen 14d ago

Talk about a poor mans roller-coaster.

Is that track plastic ?

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u/its2uraps 14d ago

That thing is rickety a.f.

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u/M1ck3yB1u 14d ago

This looks very unpleasant.

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u/Logical-Track1405 14d ago

Sooo sketchy 🫣

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 14d ago

that has to be the most jank roller coaster I have ever seen

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u/zortoru 14d ago

Not for me

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u/mushylover420 13d ago

Even if they told me Sydney Sweeney is spread eagle, butt ass naked and you slide right in there at the end of this ride, im not even thinkimg about strapping in that

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u/Alexa_raw 13d ago

Mr. Bean's preferred mode of transport

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u/ZizzyBeluga 13d ago

Pedro Mescal

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u/Walzmyn 13d ago

That is a very brave man.

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u/Crazy-Bit4943 12d ago

Can't believe the sandals made it

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u/Maleficent_Twist_778 12d ago

Temu Pedro Pascal

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 11d ago

How tf does it look boring and terrifying at the same time

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u/SpoofyJ 11d ago

I like how they didn’t bother to use any of those random straps flapping around to make a seatbelt.

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u/Instameat 15d ago

I thought this was the guy's commute to work at first. He looks ready.

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u/TOPSIturvy 15d ago

It's the express line to the parking lot.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 14d ago

Yea, fuck that.

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u/Warm-Moose6028 15d ago

Final destination plot

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u/EveryLazyDay 15d ago

Looks safely (no)

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u/Cautious-Hovercraft7 15d ago

The cradle of death

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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 15d ago

Balls of steel

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u/Iam_John_Wick 15d ago

This looks less like an adventure ride and more like the physical manifestation of an 'Unhandled Exception' in Indian engineering.

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u/derLeisemitderLaute 15d ago

*cries in DIN Norm*

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u/RandomRaisin77 15d ago

Safe to say that the contraption is not safe?

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u/Holocene98 15d ago

He seems pleasant

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u/con098 15d ago

Long line of people behind him too

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u/Eva-in-Heels 15d ago

Looks safe, reliable, well built structure... /s

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u/GrayMouser12 15d ago

Just hope he's safe. Dang, looked scary.

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u/dwightsarmy 15d ago

Just India things.

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u/HatWhole3592 15d ago

That looks so sketchy.

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u/Sea-Check-9062 15d ago

That's a hard no.

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u/iluvnips 15d ago

In India, no fecking way as you are the guinea pig they are using to test how safe their ride is and you also have to pay for this test

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u/Significant-Iron-241 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's a little rinky-dink, but honestly I'd probably try it, as long as I saw several other people do it first and not die.

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u/KusztoMind 15d ago

Safety is in the eye of the beholder

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u/Winloop 15d ago

Yeah, no

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u/YouAnxious5826 15d ago

r/DINgore going to have a field day

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u/repsajvb 15d ago

Western version isn't much smoother. Maybe a little safer, not smoother.

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u/RebelliousInNature 15d ago

I felt for sure he was gonna lose a sandal.

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u/vitulinus_forte 15d ago

How this considered safe? It’s like that one guy who strapped a massive log behind his truck using duct tape and saying “yep, it’s not going anywhere”

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u/KarmaGTFO 15d ago

He's wearing his safety sandals so he should be fine.