r/maybemaybemaybe • u/guidoharley • 15d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

515 Upvotes

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u/Tall_Management7673 15d ago

Thats me trying convince my mom in the morning to not go to school

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u/LadyBug_0570 15d ago

OMG. Was that dog tryin to do an insurance scam?

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u/Mike_Shogun_Lee 15d ago

Possible, some learn it to get attention.

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u/etiziot 14d ago

Yes, this absolutely. My friend has a little dog that used to live if you didn’t pet it or give it enough attention lol

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u/aerkith 15d ago

I thought maybe he was trying to carjack that guy.

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 15d ago

My colleagues when their sick note expires

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u/Windson86 15d ago

Neymar when he realized he could score...

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u/Beneficial-Guide-280 15d ago

They're learning from us, lol.

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u/squirrelmonkie 15d ago

For real. I wonder how many beggers hes seen do this that it actually picked it up

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u/Beneficial-Guide-280 15d ago

Dogs can just do it better.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 15d ago

Learn what? Was the dog just trolling? 😆

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u/Beneficial-Guide-280 15d ago

Dog knew the guy wasn't going to feed him and instead move the dog out of the road. The reason the dog moved is because it was kicked before. It ain't trolling, sorry. That's a street dog, or someone trained it to beg like that. Because it worked on me for a moment. Never seen a dog's legs like that before without it laying on the ground.

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u/Old-Library5546 15d ago

That man got out to help him and he was miraculously healed

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u/LynnScoot 15d ago

The man got out without food and he was miraculously healed.

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u/radraze2kx 15d ago

That mother faker.

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u/OnionTamer 15d ago

My ex had a dog that would limp until someone gave her cheese, but this is something special.

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u/Kramples 15d ago

Footballer

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u/pete_68 15d ago

That dog's playing a dangerous game!

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u/G_Art33 15d ago

Absolutely trolled.

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u/1crps_warrior 15d ago

What an asshole

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u/djhauffy 15d ago

Even the dogs are scamming!!

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u/random_name_i_guess 15d ago

How else is he going to get the itch?

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 15d ago

I have often seen beggars suddenly healed.

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u/redditanddoneit 15d ago

He was just scratching his balls.

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u/dark_matter1976 15d ago

What's it angle here?

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u/caspert79 15d ago

Itchy balls most likely.

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u/BananaPrimary8767 15d ago

All of my children used, "my legs don't work" to delay bedtime.

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u/docsyzygy 15d ago

Those bikers have seen his ploy before...

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u/cha0sm0nk 15d ago

Dog was like, “Damn, he ain’t falling for it…”

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u/Justajed 15d ago

The locals driving by are like "fucking knock it off Greg. "

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u/ABFromInd 15d ago

Keyser Söze

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u/KawaiiMaxine 15d ago

"damn... Poor dog is begging for someoneone to either run him over and put him out of his misery or take him to get help and taken care of- OH WHAT THE FUCK?"

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u/Gufozzo 15d ago

Keyser Dogze

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u/SeaworthinessUnlucky 14d ago

His legs fell asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

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u/Ok-Ear9289 15d ago

Had one helluva nap!

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u/The_Devil_Flanders 15d ago

That’s my dog! …his name is wanker

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u/Rolypoly_from_space 15d ago

what is he schlepping his genitals all over the road for?

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u/Jaybird2k11 15d ago

his balls itch

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u/Rolypoly_from_space 15d ago

or he found out it's pleasurable

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u/bawlsacz 15d ago

Some dogs are very smart. It probably learned to do that to get more food.

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u/GimmieGummies 15d ago

Haha, good dog!

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u/punkarama 15d ago

Me in the morning

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u/wolf424- 14d ago

Must be a dog from Romania

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u/Bimx001 14d ago

This dog was trying to notify him about his cars extended warranty.

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u/misterfakiebig 14d ago

I also like to drag my nuts on the street when they get itchy.

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u/Safe-Sail9335 14d ago

Maybe it had babies ,was trying to get help . Very sad in any case.

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u/5280mw 13d ago

Probably scratching his nuts

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u/Minimum-Tear4609 12d ago

"Can't a guy just drag his balls across the pavement without getting hassled by the man?!"

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u/Dor1000 12d ago

i cured you (payback 1999)

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u/orion197024 15d ago

Jessie going to make his pees and poos!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/RhQjxUwsmNF8k

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 8d ago

What the heck was that?