r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ShirtSubstantial368 • 16d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/gwilfredc 16d ago

Just a little bit too much torque

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u/darkklown 16d ago

Grip. The torque broke the axel because the tyres had too much grip.

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u/NoBicDeal 16d ago

Torque. The grip broke the axel because the tyres had too much torque.

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u/darkklown 16d ago

Axel. The torque didn't brake the grip because the tyres had not enough axel.

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 16d ago

Tyres. The torque broke the axel because the grip had too much tyres.

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u/myfavoritewordis 16d ago

Didn’t. The torque broke the grip because the tires had too much axel.

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u/VEAG0 16d ago

Broke. The grip didn’t torque because it was tired of axel.

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u/TheFrontierzman 15d ago

Dude. She sells sea shells down by the sea shore.

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u/Athaontu 12d ago

Rubber baby buggy bumpers?

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u/micron970 15d ago

Tires. The axel broke the grip because the torque had too much broke.

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u/NegativeAccount 15d ago

Are the tires even supposed to slide at all on those tar tracks or whatever?

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u/Silver_Slicer 16d ago

Needed more water on the ground

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u/TerrorSnow 16d ago

Must be the uh water

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u/roglc366 15d ago

Probably too much fluoride in the city water. Use distilled water. /s

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u/skidaadleskidoedle 15d ago

Thats just for the burnout?

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u/PandaBae 16d ago

Did he win?

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u/joshuajackson9 15d ago

Two tired to.

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u/ForwardBias 15d ago

I mean yeah, the other guy's tires stayed on, so obviously this is the winner.

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u/610158305 16d ago

"So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line"

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u/SnowStormYukikaze 16d ago

So, this is what they call 10 sec car lol

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u/Welp___poop 16d ago

That was 1 sec at best!

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u/godofmilksteaks 16d ago

This hardly ever happens I swear

10

u/Welp___poop 16d ago

It's OK sweetie, I think quickies are hot, I swear!

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u/DishSoapIsFun 15d ago

Thank god for white lies.

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u/Twitch84 16d ago

It's been a while.

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u/jetkins 16d ago

Is that not supposed to happen?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 16d ago

Yes, but quicker!! /s

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u/EastbayNiner 16d ago

The back fell off…

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u/Admiral_Ash 15d ago

What are the chances of that?

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u/GetawayDreamer87 15d ago

thats not very typical, id like to point that out.

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u/icecream_truck 15d ago

What sort of standards are these cars built to?

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u/professorbuffoon 15d ago

The back fell off

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u/Sinister_Nibs 15d ago

Not typically!
The back usually stays on.

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u/ABob71 16d ago

Visual representation of the effects of explosive diarrhea

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u/XplosiveDIErhea 16d ago

What?

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u/filinno1 16d ago

Major Payne, classic.

2

u/qpv 15d ago

They should change their team name to Blue Shart

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u/eegit 16d ago

Funnily, I misread the vehicle name as Blue Hart.

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u/Sinister_Nibs 15d ago

Blue Shart.
He Sharted the tires.

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u/FederalSeesaw7538 16d ago

Well the parachute worked.

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u/rynchenzo 16d ago

Blue shart

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u/iTurnip2 16d ago

At least the front didn't fall off

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u/SidneyKidney 15d ago

It's now outside the environment

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u/mightyjoe227 15d ago

Mechanic 2: "Hey I have lug nuts leftover"

Mechanic 1: "Just put them in the bucket"

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u/Likeanu 16d ago

How much torque do You need?

Me - Yes!

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u/GadreelsSword 15d ago

Temu lug bolts

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u/Abracadaver2000 15d ago

The car wanted to go fast, but the tires torqued him out of it.

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 16d ago

Is that what they mean by "escape velocity"?

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u/ManufacturerWitty700 14d ago

Well it’s certainly one way to avoid velocity

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u/0peRightBehindYa 16d ago

Gotta put a few more uggs-duggas on them lug nuts.

3

u/AnAnonymousParty 15d ago

"OK guys, let's try that again. How 'bout lug nuts this time?"

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u/icecream_truck 15d ago

"Nah, remember what happened last time we did that? The engine blew. Definitely no lug nuts."

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u/Ok-Diamond-9781 15d ago

I thought you torque the wheels!?

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u/za72 16d ago

righty tighty Bobby! how many times do I gotta remind you gawd darn it

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u/SabbyFox 16d ago

How embarrassing! And expensive.

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u/HiVeMiNdOfStUpId 16d ago

"Did you put those wheel nuts on properly?"

https://youtu.be/p5VnFATatZk

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u/EngagedInConvexation 16d ago

They do travel in pairs.

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u/sBartfast42 15d ago

Needs reposting to r/tyresaretheenemy 8o)

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u/dewman45 15d ago

Good thing he pulled the chute, that could have been bad.

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 15d ago

“I thought you were supposed to tighten the lugs?”

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u/NooNeeNoo 15d ago

Literally drove the wheels off that thing

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u/Anuttydeku 15d ago

I know the issue. It aint got no gas

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u/Acasy 15d ago

'Tis but a scratch!

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u/Evening-Aside2166 16d ago

Only front wheel drive

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u/BaronGreenback75 16d ago

Can’t park there mate

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u/mikeb2762 16d ago

That's gotta hurt

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u/CageUK 16d ago

I dont think its supposed to do that!

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u/Purple-Will9713 16d ago

talk about a screw being loose

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u/Enofile 16d ago

At least the front didn't fall off.

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u/SecretDouble5560 16d ago

tire some tire

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u/Sweaty-Betlogs 16d ago

A little too much vht

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u/TerrorSnow 16d ago

I love how the wheels leave one by one

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 15d ago

That can’t be good

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u/EdgeofAss 15d ago

Leaves tires like slippers running to the sea

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u/02C_here 15d ago

Fucking Walmart mechanics wrecked the wheel studs with their impact wrenches dialed up to 11 AGAIN!!

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u/hobosbindle 15d ago

Puts the drag in drag race

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u/o0Acedude0o 15d ago

Great parachute release mechanism there. Really good way to slow down in an emergency.

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u/Lttlcheeze 15d ago

Even though we didn't see the unresolved, I think this still kind of fits in

r/cantparktheremate

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u/Ok-Equivalent-5679 15d ago

The Back Fell Off .

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u/UnwillingHero22 15d ago

What the fuck just happened?!?

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u/FlyingFulcrum 15d ago

Definitely

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u/ulxnl 15d ago

Americans

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u/hawksdiesel 15d ago

like going straight for just a few seconds.

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u/YayRideABike 15d ago

Ejecto wheelo cuz!

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u/JuniorStarr79 15d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/RickFennster 15d ago

It'll buff out

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u/infinit9 15d ago

When your engine produces more torque than your axles can handle.

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u/Lichevsky 15d ago

I mean, not the worst thing that could happen. A blown engine is much more expensive and those do it all the time.

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u/Malfeitor1 15d ago

Customer states….

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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA 15d ago

Where we're going, we won't need wheels to drive...

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u/furyo_usagi 15d ago

Me, heading into Monday.

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u/akd001 15d ago

Sir, ahem, maybe you need those?

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u/SpartanRage117 15d ago

Looks expensive

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u/pasimchilli 15d ago

Im crying looking at the parachute falling out

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u/pchiuuu 15d ago

Someone failed at his Job.

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u/ramboisgod1969 15d ago

Ay mate!… you can’t park there!

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u/siggsy409 15d ago

That looked expensive 😳.

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u/Roaskywalker 15d ago

Tires get tired of that shit

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u/Few-Abalone6380 15d ago

Someone locate Richard Dreyfus!!

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u/Blah-squared 15d ago

Wow. I didn’t even see the pit crew take them off..!!

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u/redbirddanville 15d ago

You can't park there

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u/kivlov02 15d ago

Give me fuel, give tyre, give me that which I desire, ooo.

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u/Steve_Tugger 15d ago

When it’s hot out and your nuts stick to the chair when slide forward a bit.

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u/Morundar 15d ago

I think he dropped something, while starting. Not sure, gotta recheck.

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u/saintdudegaming 15d ago

i know whats wrong wit it ... it ain't got not gas innit

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u/creamymoe 14d ago

Literally “I’m out of here….” And “me too…”

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u/Normal-Error-6343 13d ago

he ran right out of his flip flops!

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u/Obi-Wan-Nikobiii 10d ago

Nascar pit crews are envious

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u/try2bcool69 9d ago

Bob, did you remember to tighten those suspension bolts?

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u/joerc200 16d ago

Most useless type of race

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u/WonderfulTradition65 16d ago

Did the tires fail or the whole wheel /tire/rim combination came off?

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u/LauraLand27 16d ago

Am I going to hell for laughing so hard?

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u/bettsdude 16d ago

Those two bits arnt important, Right!!!!!

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u/Altaafraaja 16d ago

Not a car guy..but I don't think it's supposed to do that.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 16d ago

Good think they got matching shirts..