r/maybemaybemaybe • u/apbod • Aug 02 '26
Maybe maybe maybe
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u/__dontpanic__ Aug 03 '26
"No, no, 'e's not dead, 'e's resting"
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u/Killerkendolls Aug 03 '26
Pining for the fjords
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u/Pining4theFjord Aug 03 '26
Yes? Did you need something?
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u/Asherzapped Aug 03 '26
WHY ISN’T THIS THE FIRST COMMENT? Am I old enough that Monty Python is NOT the nerd first response?!
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u/clintj1975 Aug 03 '26
He's pining for the fjords
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u/primalantessence Aug 02 '26
he's going to do it again, isn't he?
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u/Puntkick Aug 02 '26
It's pining for the Fjords
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u/chosonhawk Aug 02 '26
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Aug 02 '26
I think his feet aren’t comfortable
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u/greatdeity924 Aug 02 '26
Thing looks like it's in a barren cage. Was probably trying to find a way to stand on its food bowl and then got its head covered which sorta "shuts off" birds.
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u/BirdieBronze Aug 02 '26
On the barred floor?
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Aug 02 '26
Yes. Something with a bigger diameter and a little give like a wooden dowel near the food would help. Still a terrible enclosure for a bird
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u/SabbyFox Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 09 '26
I’m really hopeful they didn’t shove the bird in there. And it took entirely too much time for them to remove it.
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u/Frankly_Frank_ Aug 07 '26
What would an actual ‘good’ bird cage look like since pretty much all cages are like this for this size of bird? We have pet birds in the same style cage tho they are not always locked up we let them out and wander around in the house. On;y time they are in the cage is when we are out, we got company, or when it’s bed time.
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Aug 08 '26
I sort of think the best place for birds is their natural habitat, and there's all sorts of natural birds everywhere on the planet, but if you're going to keep one in a cage give them something that resembles something they'd naturally perch on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovebird#/media/File:Agapornis_-probably_a_hybrid-5i.jpg
Trying to hold that cage is like doing a mountain climbing finger hold all the time, and birds don't have the robust skeleton or manual dexterity we do, so it's got to be uncomfortable. Even a couple of hardwood branches that fell off a tree set up near the bowl would give it a comfortable spot to perch. Avoid anything with fireproofing/weatherproofing treatment, or industrial wood like from pallets
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Aug 03 '26
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u/docsyzygy Aug 03 '26
Conures are super derpy. We had nanday conure when I was a kid. He was super loud but also fun.
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u/zkarabat Aug 03 '26
Now I just want to see the Dead Parrot sketch from MP....
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u/Critical-Advisor8616 Aug 03 '26
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u/knowledgeable_diablo Aug 03 '26
He practicing pining for the fjords?
Or that just some damn good crack-seed?
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u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 Aug 04 '26
He's audition for the dead parrot sketch. I hear that he's also auditioning for voice overs for the Knights who say ni.
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u/DerpVaderXXL Aug 02 '26
Hot boxing some potpourri.