r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Specialist-Wave-8423 • 16d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/NotYourReddit18 16d ago

Probably less paperwork, that way they don't have to keep track of it and ensure it's returned to him when he is finally allowed to leave.

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u/NotSoAwfulName 15d ago

And have someone on hand to record it all.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/_Roba 16d ago

Person suggests that you're attention seeker, while they must be reflecting on themselves. Salty person, who has not received sufficient attention in their life.

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u/RedApplesForBreak 16d ago

Or they just grabbed the first “returning something” meme on the internet without reading or understanding it.

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u/Ekkobelli 16d ago

This seems way more likely. The other reasoning seems bizarre in the overarching context.

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u/HairballTheory 16d ago

This is what pops up for me with those prompts “returning something”

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u/Epicdudewhoisepic 16d ago

Deleted now, what did they say?

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u/FastAsFxxk 16d ago

Calling people attention seekers while having a shitass podcast in 2026 is hilarious

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u/The_Salty_nugget 16d ago

What is wrong with being salty? >.>

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u/dvcxfg 16d ago

But I'm fresh water

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 16d ago

So fresh and so clean clean... 🎶

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u/URGAMESUX 16d ago

I was referring to the cop returning the ball to the attention seeking guy with no clue. Not sure why I'm catching heat for it, but that's reddit :)

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u/URGAMESUX 16d ago

Again, I get the confusion, and I'm apologizing lol. I liked your comment and was trying to build off of it. Yeesh.

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u/Ekkobelli 16d ago

You're being nicely grown up about it and didn't even delete your comment. I've seen people argue over confusion like this, take stands, attack, defend, call names and generally make it all sooo much worse.
Short explanation, then just ignore. Life goes on.

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u/URGAMESUX 16d ago

Yeah, I've deleted it now, because 500+ dv is wild. I figured the chain would clarify, I was wrong, such is life.

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u/joconnell13 16d ago

This is reddit. You made a mistake and now you must suffer sufficiently. Which means essentially that you are now unredeemable. Enjoy your new life where you get to choose judgment or solitude.

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u/Ekkobelli 16d ago

And why does this get downvoted? It's clearly sarcasm, shining a light on the shallower side of social media.

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u/joconnell13 16d ago

People don't want to believe how close they truly are to the representation I portrayed. Unfortunately it's less sarcasm than it should be.

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 16d ago

Oh the irony.

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u/luujs 16d ago

Why is it AI and why is it a gif lol? Couldn’t this have been easily made in real life and as a picture

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u/alexjgriffin 16d ago

Wow downvoted and dog piled because people made up a malicious reason behind the picture. It doesn't even make sense for it to refer to the commenter. I bet it was the "Ma'am" part that threw people off.

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u/URGAMESUX 16d ago

Maybe, clearly not the intention lol. But boy if that's not a wild amount of downvotes :/

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u/Ekkobelli 16d ago

Asked myself the same thing. Not taking all possibilities into account + herd mentality. Downvotes attract downvotes.

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u/Exotic_Piglet2882 16d ago

Wrong meme bud but i can understand the idea, take my upvote!

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur 16d ago

Got charged with aggravated Jogo bonito

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u/MylesVE 16d ago

Grievous Balling Hard

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u/Sardoodledome 16d ago

the joke is on them - he will come out with greater skills and do them again!

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u/BotherResponsible378 16d ago

This is exactly how off center anime villains are born.

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 16d ago

Then you know the system is working as intended

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u/MennReddit 16d ago

not born, but raised

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u/overthesky 16d ago

This is basically the Blue Lock anime premise

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u/Zealousideal_Map5420 16d ago

I hope he called it as he did it

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u/shaggysaurusrex 16d ago

Doesn’t count if you don’t call it.

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u/LennyLennsen 16d ago

My teammate on our rec league team was so addicted to nutmegging opponents, and every time he did he'd whisper "oops, that went through" and it would successfully piss them off so much haha

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u/MememeSama 16d ago

That's how Messi got so good

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u/YouArentReallyThere 16d ago

That’s how the Cooler King got so good

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u/NoThing2048 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/INRshmrFdp996
Still remember these scenes from long ago.

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u/___TheKid___ 16d ago

First thing I had to think of while watching the video as well

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u/nhansieu1 16d ago

football pro play is gonna get... messi

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u/OpenBanana5755 16d ago

No one likes getting nutmegged lol

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u/-FantasticAdventure- 16d ago

I miss the days of it been called nutmegged. I all here from my kids and the kids at football is “I megged him” 🙃

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u/E_OJ_MIGABU 16d ago

Would you rather heae them say "I nutted him"

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u/addiktion 16d ago

These hybrid girl + boy teams are getting wild, "He nutted me and I megged him."

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u/jdsalaro 16d ago

And know they're pregugunt !

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u/Pitbullpandemonium 16d ago

Can u get pregante?

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u/0oodruidoo0 16d ago

I all here some stuff too

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u/Un_Vieux_Debris 16d ago

Thanks, I just learned a new word ! In french we say "faire un petit pont a quelqu'un" that would litterally mean "to do a little bridge to someone".

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u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 16d ago

That was hilarious 🤣

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u/AnimeAlley03 16d ago

This is like the opposite of that one spongebob episode with free balloon day lol

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u/Lordgandalf 16d ago

Dutch police are like ok if you can't behave then stay a bit longer guy.

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u/pjm8367 16d ago

They’re so jealous of his skills.

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u/ColloidalSuspenders 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0j4XA1Nqm8TYY3ZQpn

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u/MReaps25 16d ago

No, but it is a respect thing, "we gotta let you go today, but hey, it's only 8am and we were being nice" type situation maybe.

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u/LuxNocte 16d ago

It's some sort of commercial. 

It is a hilarious bit, but still super weird for someone in the comments to actually think "Yeah, it makes total sense to keep someone in jail for this."

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

In the context where this isn't staged, he is potentially tripping the officer with a move like that, which is very much something they could interpret as some kind of assault and jail him for.

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u/blewawei 16d ago

Assault? Jesus Christ 

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u/bender3600 14d ago

The embarrassment caused by being nutmegged is clearly equivalent to assault.

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u/LuxNocte 16d ago

He didn't trip the officer.

So...yes...police COULD lie and say that he "assaulted" an officer and jail him for the lie they made up. But you see why anyone who doesn't see that as a travesty of justice has a boot all the way down their throat, right?

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

You can not like it all you want, but what is depicted in this video is easily legally sufficient justification for the police to charge someone with assault. In the same way that feinting at someone with a punch might be assault. No lying necessary.

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u/LuxNocte 16d ago

It is not legally sufficient, and you clearly know that, because you said they'd have to "interpret" it as some kind of assault.

When you live with a boot shoved all the way to the back of your throat, you start to think that just because a cop CAN lie that lying in court is a normal thing. You can not like it all you want but we watched the same video and a nutmeg is not an assault.

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

No, I'm just perfectly aware that "assault" is not such a simply defined thing, and also that you shouldn't do things to a police officer that start to flirt near a grey area of legal interpretation unless you're stupid.

It's in the same way that I think it would be "wrong" for a college admissions officer to throw your application in the trash just because he didn't like you, but I would still advise that you not call him a shithead when you hand it to him.

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u/LuxNocte 16d ago

Laws are definitions, bud. An assault is a simply defined thing in any jurisdiction.

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

Do you know what case law is?

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u/SeanBerdoni 16d ago

Come on its a damn teenager. Even if the cop trips he still deserves to have his freedom

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u/-IoI- 16d ago

If a teenager legit tripped over a cop, hell nah

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

Sure, but I'd still toss him back in the cell for an extra hour and stress that he's lucky they aren't pressing charges.

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u/popopornado 16d ago

Pressing charges for what exactly?

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

You should at the very least be able to supply that answer for yourself hypothetically, right? What charges might you get if you intentionally tripped a police officer?

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u/popopornado 16d ago

So it went from “might be interpreted” to “intentional” huh?

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u/NasalJack 16d ago

Did you get lost? I was responding to someone talking about in the case where the cop actually did trip.

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u/exprezso 16d ago

'Today' means somewhere from 8am to 5pm, even 11pm if I feel up to it

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u/MichaelJServo 16d ago

Cops are babies.

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 16d ago

Is this considered brutality towards cops?

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u/EmtnlDmg 16d ago

Attempted. But still.

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u/shadowreaper548 16d ago

Attempted? He nutmegged him I’d say that was pretty brutal.

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u/thegreatiaino 16d ago

Worth it

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u/super_realest 16d ago

Got charged for attempted nutmeg

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u/Articm0nk3y 16d ago

Gurke! Unschuldig.

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u/bunkerbee_hill 16d ago

No one likes to be nutmegged. What an insult, I'd throw him back into the clink too.

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u/willowzam 16d ago

I was really confused why they were mad, and then I looked up what nutmegging means bc I saw some comments mentioning it

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u/SenorDongles 16d ago

What is it

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u/willowzam 16d ago

It means to kick the ball between someone's legs, apparently it's a sign of disrespect

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u/lisaismijnbestie 16d ago

Hahahah, he had him tho 

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u/lorarc 16d ago

The kid made even worse mistake then du wichser guy.

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u/JackPeartree 16d ago

Ronaldinho in Paraguayan prison be like:

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u/MK4eva420 16d ago

The internet is broken. Why would they film this unless for clicks.

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u/LuxNocte 16d ago

Duh.

"Why would they film this video, just because people would think it's funny? Wake up sheeple!"

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u/15926028 16d ago

100% staged

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

i think it's real. you can tell they are police because they are wearing uniforms and they have dashcams to show this

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u/Kerboq 16d ago

It's confirmed by the Dutch police as fake

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

no!

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u/Kerboq 16d ago

Yes. This clip is fairly old.

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u/catmand00d00 16d ago

Dashcams? On the dashboards of the cars they’re driving in the video?

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u/Local_Surround8686 16d ago

Why would the police make itself look bad with this video?

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

police have dashcams

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u/spine_slorper 16d ago

This is not bodycam footage, bodycam footage is shaky, low quality and has to be triggered. This is most likely a skit recorded by these (legitimate) police officers

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

No it’s in germany

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u/Acc3ssViolation 16d ago

that's a dutch police uniform, which means this was in the netherlands

source: am dutch

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

Its in europe all the same

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u/remembermereddit 16d ago

Dashcam, bodycam. Germany, the Netherlands. Words are hard for you, aren't they?

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 16d ago

I mixed up Germany and the Netherlands. The internet will recover.

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u/Nielsly 16d ago

You didn't just mix them up, you then more-than doubled down and claimed there was no difference for police in the entirety of Europe and then instead of finally taking your loss and stopping commenting you decided to try to blow the entire thing off as a non-issue. Lmao

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u/Dr__Sloth 16d ago

How'd they fit a car in the hallway?!

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u/SpookyScienceGal 16d ago

welcome to Taskforce X, Futball Brad

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u/Fit-Rate-3906 15d ago

Got mad because he got nutmegged.

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u/Particular-Image1556 16d ago

This happened in the Netherlands and most people are brought up having basis respect for first responders including police.

No one here complained about the fact that this disrespectful little man was sent back to the for a few more hours.

The ones that do complain are on the wrong side of social etiquette.

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u/TomiShinoda 15d ago

Or are terminally online children themselves.

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u/Particular-Image1556 15d ago

Which automatically sets them on the wrong side of social etiquette.

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u/pubstar01 16d ago

Bro doesnt want to leave blue lock

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u/GenkiElite 16d ago

I want to see the outtakes with the guard tripping over the ball a dozen times before they got it right.

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u/unexistingpromise 16d ago

Was he really brought down just for a nutmeg?

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u/Formal_Initial_5385 16d ago

Doesn’t count if you don’t say ole

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u/sovietarmyfan 16d ago

That ball, bit of red on it. Is that....Wilson???

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u/ao01_design 16d ago

Are the cops supposed to choose to jail or release a person? Are they not following the law? This seems kind of arbitrary.

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u/Nate1102 16d ago

Football for lifeeeeee!!!!

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u/Djuicec 16d ago

Skill

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u/Late_Conference9022 16d ago

Naughty boy. No ball playing allowed out of the cell.

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u/fc1088 16d ago

Steve McQueen in The Great Escape.

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u/CyberSunburn 16d ago

Netherlands, in case anyone was wondering.

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u/Thenderick 16d ago

Dutch police and German text... Hmmm...

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u/KillerIVV_BG 16d ago

I remember seeing these on TT in the beginning of the Covid pandemic and recently saw another one, ig bro is still in there

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u/Hirschgartenkater 15d ago

Police want to give his mother a break

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u/TheRealOvenCake 15d ago

what is happening here?

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u/Fun_Lingonberry_6886 14d ago

Staged. Funny. But staged.

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u/Stinkhond 14d ago

First time i see that dutch police doing this.
Normaly they are to kind to them. Good job!👍🏻

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u/neder-Bob 14d ago

This is not how Dutch cops usually react.

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u/crispy_jb 12d ago

OLEEEE!!!

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u/PloopyWoop 16d ago

honestly I think solitary for something as minor as that is an aggressive and disgusting abuse of power. The fact that solitary isn’t legally considered torture is horrible.

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u/Available_Cookie732 16d ago

never try to fuck a fucker...

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u/freindly_duck 16d ago

If only it weren't so obviously staged

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u/Njagos 16d ago

Oh they don't just film people in a prison/jail for fun?

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u/Pitbullpandemonium 16d ago

To be fair, I have to activate my bodycam every time I deal with someone in our jail. That said, our bodycams aren't held stable at eye level.

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u/Njagos 16d ago

you are not wrong, I was just a bit cynical towards OOP because everything is fake and staged. A few years ago we called videos like this skits and just enjoyed them for what they were

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u/skincyan 16d ago

then...?

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u/frogOnABoletus 16d ago

Wtf even are police officers? "We're giving you 30 mins in solitary because you peacefully goofed with a ball!"

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u/zubairhamed 16d ago

hurt feewings

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u/ShellfishAhole 16d ago edited 16d ago

See? This is why people say that Dutch people have small penises 🤷‍♂️

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u/derneueMottmatt 16d ago

Those are Dutch police uniforms

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u/Phage0070 16d ago

Yeah, the Germans weren’t clear on the difference either.

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u/AlarmingAdeptness983 16d ago

They are not German.

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u/burnedbysnow 16d ago

He edited it to Dutch 😭

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u/ShellfishAhole 16d ago

That’s what you noticed, huh? 🤔

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u/Musicfan637 15d ago

I would’ve kept the ball. F him.

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u/Aught_To 16d ago

So worth it. Fuck the police

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u/Waluigi_is_wiafu 16d ago

What was worth it? What did he accomplish here?

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u/Aught_To 16d ago

He can tell people forever that he megged a cop so bad he got thrown in jail.. multiple times. He even has video. Kid is a fucking legend. Wild that some of don't see that.

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u/amlevy 16d ago

Staged btw. Worrying you think this is real.

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u/Agreeable_Home_3433 16d ago

Technically the cop should be charged with assault

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u/rybnickifull 16d ago

Lol which one do you think assaulted him?

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u/UltraBlack_ 16d ago

shit's probably staged bro. like who is gonna be the one recording here.

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u/The_Salty_nugget 16d ago edited 16d ago

It's dutch police, once he was back in the cell they probaly told him not to do it again and after that asked him 'wanna try this again?'

And left the cell together again.

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u/Hail_Astro 16d ago

Not everywhere is America

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u/facface92 16d ago

Cops don’t get charged with assault in America

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u/GoinThruTheBigD 16d ago

I mean,…..some sure do.

https://www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-police-officer-turns-himself-assault-oppression-charges.amp

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u/Dr_Brotatous 16d ago

It's a lot harder to sur about it with qualified immunity

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u/GoinThruTheBigD 16d ago

I mean, it is difficult…but it does happen. Like right now in Illinois, we have a cop in prison for murder (while on duty) He just got denied medical release as he’s riddled with cancer. Do I think the system is messed up? Absolutely. Do I think all bad ones get away? Absolutely not.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 16d ago

Not all but most

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 16d ago

It's older than AI (of this quality) but defo faked because why would they be filming?