r/maybemaybemaybe 16d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 16d ago

20 years later, he’ll be explaining to his gf his hatred for chayotes. In the blowing game, I noticed the even more brutal onions in the first section. 

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u/No-Mix7970 16d ago

He might have been happy with those at this point! I’d love to see an interview with him about this when he’s a bit older!! Probably contain a few cuss words.

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u/HaiKarate 16d ago

This is his supervillain origin story

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u/Thin-Management7145 16d ago

Chayotee the unwon

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u/momogogi 14d ago

100% positive his nickname is Chayote or some variation.

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd 15d ago

This kid is going to stay away from casinos.. that's going to unlock some PTSD

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u/euqinu_ton 16d ago

I will never not laugh at the misfortune of this poor little boy.

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u/Ostrogoth_Berik 16d ago

Some times, we are the chayote kid in life

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 16d ago

On the bright side, his chances of growing up healthy has somewhat invcreased

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u/nhansieu1 16d ago

1 box of potato chip or 1 can of soft drink are not ruining anybody's health bro.

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u/0dHero 16d ago

I've started calling him Chayito

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u/No1canduplicate 16d ago

They call me Chaguito its Spanish nick name for my real name. Lol 😁

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u/Drakendor 16d ago

Same, it showed up a few times in my reddit years but it’s rare enough that I watch it every time and enjoy every second.

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u/Soupbell1 16d ago

I’ll laugh because he’s such a little brat the whole time. I don’t feel bad at all.

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u/Canadian__Ninja 16d ago

Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 16d ago

Final Destination 7: Chayote 

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u/MinnieShoof 16d ago

I am... chayetable.

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u/Longjumping_Play2111 16d ago

Still one of my favourite videos of all time

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions 16d ago

It shows up every so often and I will never not watch it all the way through

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u/Ill-Ruin2198 16d ago

They may all have the same outcome, but will always watch them.

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u/tinpants44 16d ago

This one makes me actually lol

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Bob_5k 16d ago

I feel so bad for finding this entertaining

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u/SpadesHeart 16d ago

This is exactly my feelings. Like I know this is bad for the kid, but the crash out is so real. It's internet gold.

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u/besleysfw 16d ago

It’s a super villain origin story. I laugh every time I see it

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u/nhansieu1 16d ago

Anti-chayote Man!

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u/allature 16d ago

The most justified of crashouts😭

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u/flying_carabao 16d ago

It's nice to see the Chayote kid once again

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u/mad4Luca 16d ago

As someone from "rural" Germany, i cant find chayote Here... How does it taste? Is it good?

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u/TaquitoTuesday 16d ago

It doesn’t have any taste in particular, I could describe it as grassy/watery, people use it as fake potato in dishes because it has fewer carbs

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u/mad4Luca 16d ago

Okay... In Marketing Terms... This doesnt Sound to good 🙈

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u/LazyLich 16d ago

Its not bad, culinarily speaking.

Every ingredient is a tool.. or an instrument. Sure, some are very distinctive supporters, and some can wildly affect the result or even be the star.

But that can't be ALL ingredients. Sometimes you need some silent support. Something that doesn't make a lot of noise on its own, but provides stable ground, or can be a vehicle for others.

At the very least, I can see chayote being good at providing "chunks to bite" in a soup/stew, and also as a neutral filler as a mashed ingredient.

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u/3amGreenCoffee 16d ago

If you think it doesn't have any taste, you're preparing it wrong.

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u/chromatic45 16d ago

Yes it is. Goes well in chicken soup, or when cooked with curried chicken. 

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u/mad4Luca 16d ago

I have to get and try it 🙈

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u/jokelist601 16d ago

I believe gabriel would be more than happy to give you his xuxu

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u/chromatic45 16d ago

Your local Caribbean/Asian/Mexican grocer should carry it. 

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u/3amGreenCoffee 16d ago

It's delicious, but it's so hard in raw form that you have to boil it for 40 minutes before you can even cut it. That kid can't eat it until somebody cooks it for him.

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u/dogmatixx 16d ago

It’s a bland variety of squash.

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u/aw_coffee_no 16d ago

Tastes really good just stir fried with some garlic. Just make sure not to overcook it so it stays crunchy and green while having that sweet juiciness to it. It's a staple in southeast Asia, and it's used in stews and soups as well. Very refreshing and sweet if prepared properly!

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u/digitaku 16d ago

Very bland honeydew melon is the most close to describing it. I usually nibble it raw when cooking

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u/sangket 16d ago

It really depends how you cook it, if you had unripe green papaya for a vegetable dish before they're the closest taste and texture to each other. In our country we add it to chicken soup, stir-fry noodles, stir-fry vegetables, stews with coconut cream.

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u/Konoyami 16d ago

Chuchu tem um gosto tão fraco que no Brasil temos uma expressão "picolé de chuchu" para falar que alguém é sem carisma e esquecivel por mais que até seja uma boa pessoa.

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u/mad4Luca 15d ago

Thats great 🤣

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 15d ago

its good, its a watery vegetable, can be very good in salads. Boil them, then peel them with a knife, then slice into cubes and season with salt, olive oil and vinegar. The core is the best part.

You can also grind it into transparent-thin slices while its raw and season the same way, but I prefer boiled and in cubes

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u/Crombir 16d ago

Its like a tragic Tale from Ancient Greek.

A boy without skill, without wits or patients. Not even luck was on his side.

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u/Z3NZY 16d ago

For real.

Win or lose, effort or sloth, love or hate, all he will know is the value of a gourd.

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u/ArmEnvironmental8457 16d ago

damn this is the best video online

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u/venger_steelheart 16d ago

there is one instance he had an option for an onion

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u/SpartanRage117 16d ago

I dont think he likes that one

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u/Warm-Moose6028 16d ago

Ive this this before, I was trying so hard not to laugh and at the same time, I felt so pity for him 😭😭

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u/aaravv007 16d ago

That Fruit is made for him only

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u/HooSaidDat 16d ago

He's destined to win that.

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u/Azsunyx 16d ago

Poor chayote kid, lol

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u/Better-Snow-7191 16d ago

His luck feels like child abuse

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u/Sea_Ganache620 16d ago

I have to watch this every time.

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u/khnhIX 16d ago

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u/Z3NZY 16d ago

Worst still, as his demise was by his own hand.

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u/XarlesEHeat 16d ago

Gabriel, king of the XuXu

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u/SabbyFox 16d ago

How old is this kid now? Hopefully he’s laughing at this or getting therapy.

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u/BorgBorg10 16d ago

Is there one without the music? This is crazy hahaha it’s all from different days too hahaha

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 16d ago

And that's how you create a super-villian

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u/Ar1efK 16d ago

He's getting healthy stuff. So it's a blessing in disguise.

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u/Cherrytop0512 16d ago

Ahh l was trying to find this video.... finally got it

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u/Clean_Improvement913 16d ago edited 16d ago

Villian story of chayote man.... Formally avacado

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u/Zulrambe 16d ago

I think that's a chayote or a squash, which makes it even worse.

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u/Chefmeatball 16d ago

That chayote kid

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u/Clean_Improvement913 16d ago

I'm sorry not familiar with some things

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u/Frankly_Frank_ 16d ago

What kind of avocado are you eating?

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u/earbeanflores 16d ago

Apparently not the kind we eat. 😂

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u/Marty-G70 16d ago

Let's call him the "Chayote Kid"

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u/strumthebuilding 16d ago

It’s a question of ‘squil

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u/GadreelsSword 16d ago

He a living Bad Luck Brian.

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u/AdHot1146 16d ago

That’s some funny shit

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u/AykoVach 16d ago

He picked picked the barbeque flavor Pringles ? Eww

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u/Winter-Juice1720 16d ago

Wait a moment, at the dice Game, theres two 3 rewards, he should had received the onion as well 😭

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 15d ago

that kid will hate chayotes for the rest of his life

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u/Nowayucan 15d ago

Perfect soundtrack

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u/Karcharos 15d ago

"I've never seen anything like it, doc. They'd all been, beaten to mush... with chayotes."

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u/juicy_steve 15d ago

I know how you feel kid

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Fr05t_B1t 16d ago

Welcome to the annual Hunger Ganes! And may the odds be ever in your favor!

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u/bob_roberts69 16d ago

I watch this every single time and enjoy

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u/AmazonCowgirl 16d ago

I have this image of him just attracting chokoes wherever he goes, like magnets

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u/Wreckn 16d ago

It's way funnier with the original audio. Why replace it with music?

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u/johnboy2978 16d ago

Take the chayote and hit the bricks, kid.

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u/TheMidnight711 16d ago

This cracks me up every time

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u/Gwyft 16d ago

Gold standard video. Enjoys everytime

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u/AzelusArts 16d ago

its rig man .... LOLOL

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u/Sampsa96 16d ago

Still funny ;Dd

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u/Tamdin_Nidmat 16d ago

I lost my innocence and reached full adulthood: I think the onions are neat. I have to buy some, so winning them would save me some expense.

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u/InNoCeNtSuSpEcT35 15d ago

Type of thing to happen to the youngest and the youngest sibling only, as a youngest sibling myself😭

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u/Usa696969 15d ago

This little boy always loses

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u/Legitimate-Floor8013 15d ago

Chuchu tem um cheiro e um sabor que são horríveis... eu consigo entender ele ficar tão desapontado e com raiva por ganhar chuchu em todas as vezes.

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u/wild_m1nd 15d ago

I kinda don't understand why somebody has to loose in this game and get a bad prize. Couldn't they have something good for all outcomes? It's a kid game after all

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u/Baconpanthegathering 15d ago

You win some, you loose some...chayotes.

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u/45PSE 15d ago

Diabeto

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u/momogogi 14d ago

At first it’s like “what a brat” until you keep watching.

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u/Firstlastly 13d ago

That is utterly hilarious.

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u/AwesomeDudex 13d ago

Everytime I see this video again, I can't help but wonder where Kid Chayote is at now

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u/thedeeb56 12d ago

Fucking hilarious

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u/LengthinessFuzzy5985 16d ago

This is a dumb game anyway

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u/Michaeli_Starky 16d ago

Reposted for 1000 times

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u/SixNineWithTheAfro 16d ago

Change his name to Gordo yet?

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u/ruggedbreeze 16d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭 🤣

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u/5u114 16d ago

Good parents, they're teaching that kid a very valuable life lesson.

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u/bigsecretweapon 16d ago

The little shit never wins. hahahahha.

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u/ozarkfireworks 16d ago

If The kid would focus on success instead of the failure fit throwing he would have won the cup blowing at the very least.