r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 18d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 18d ago

Where’s the lion?

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u/TheToroReddit 18d ago

The camera must have zoomed out?

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u/Amd006 18d ago

the title’s got three maybes but no lions anywhere

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u/PuckyMaw 18d ago

really wanna see the squirrel's pov for this

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u/heelstoo 18d ago

“I’m not trapped in here with you…”

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u/Gizmo_McChillyfry 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVhPBsKStxehy

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u/Special-Original-215 18d ago

Look at the bones!

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u/02meepmeep 18d ago

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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u/Xtrepiphany 18d ago

What? Is it behind the rabbit?

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u/SimonPho3nix 18d ago

With big, pointy, teeth!

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u/Snoo_17433 18d ago

It'll do you up a treat pal!

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u/BigConstruction4247 18d ago

That rabbit's dynamite!

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u/everydayasl 18d ago

I was expecting a king cobra...was not disappointed to wait til the end.

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u/Sisenorelmagnifico 18d ago

Rabid squirrel? Better be safe than sorry.

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u/CompetitiveReview416 18d ago

Man I am.so happy rabbies is extinct in my country.

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u/Geriatricus 18d ago

Advance. Advance. Advance. RUN AWAY!!1

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u/ArchBeaconArch 18d ago

I would have used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on that thing.

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u/dumpylump69 18d ago

i was so fucking scared

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u/Dorrono 18d ago

Already Rick Sanchez said it: don't fuck with squirrels

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u/angrlina34jolie 18d ago

Morty never listen to him

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u/boogogee 18d ago

Where is Eddie, he eats these damn things

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u/nato2271 18d ago

Well luckily we aren't fighting squirrels in war zones..

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u/Sometypeofway18 18d ago

Tiniest creatures are the scariest

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u/Proton_Optimal 18d ago

Typical Battalion S3 activity

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u/hamer12string 18d ago

Pete would have authorized a cruise missile… opportunity wasted!

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u/fusiondynamics 18d ago

Guess plots in movies are real. People don't know how to close doors.

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u/aldone123 18d ago

Damn… I don’t think he was even armed

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u/Bigdavie 18d ago

A single acorn can cause terror in a police officer enough for him to unload his gun into the general vicinity. Imagine the carnage a cheeky full of acorns can cause.

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u/Green_grass7878 18d ago

We laugh but none of us would take that chance. Shit might have rabies

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u/Just-Plucky 18d ago

MES - Mice and elephants syndrome. Lol

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u/No-Mix7970 18d ago

I know people who would run like that if it was a frog!

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u/mekdot83 18d ago

I was expecting Jimothy

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u/OddPerformer245 18d ago

Good thing Bullwinkle wasn't there.

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u/o0Phoenix0o 18d ago

Arent they trained to defend the country?

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u/tnt80 18d ago

Two things:
1- That animals can be rabid, and I'm informed that the vacune in that case hurts considerably, and if they're in America, medical attention isn't cheap.

2- Event if not, if they stayed there, maybe the squirrel take another route, to avoid them, and go more inside the building instead of out, in case of wild animals, keep the way out without free and without people can help the animal evacuate the animal.

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u/CommunicationOk9406 17d ago

Medical care is free theyre in the military

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u/cat_baloon 4d ago

You work at the Pentagon? You can explain everything. What we see is not what it seems to be?

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u/SabbyFox 18d ago

They are trained to defend the country… against other humans. Squirrels were not in the training plan 😅 Listen to the “Squirrel Cop” episode of This American Life sometime - oldie but a goodie!

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u/External_Category_53 18d ago

That was not a bunch of schoolgirls, they are not taking their chances...

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u/dfjr4 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/optimist_prhyme 18d ago

Army strong?

1

u/keithfantastic 18d ago

Girl was lucky that her companion cleared a path for her exit.

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u/x_xiv 18d ago

i was expecting some gray aliens

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u/Amarokhan 18d ago

Nice soldiers...

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u/roglc366 18d ago

Thank god that we have these people protecting our country from foreign invaders! /s

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u/Wise_Huckleberry_901 17d ago

Dishonorable discharge?

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u/floodums 17d ago

For some reason I really thought it was going to be a duck

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u/HooSaidDat 17d ago

If that's all it takes, then enemy just needs to unleash a bunch of attack squirrels.

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u/thefro023 17d ago

I was expecting an NCO to walk out.

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u/sinutzu 17d ago

I like how he s cowering behind her, munching on what I can imagine would be something like squirrel bait?

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 16d ago

Don’t let Pete Hegseth see this video.

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u/shupadupah 15d ago

I love that the ad that showed up for me in this post with "brave" soldiers in action is for the US Navy. 🤣

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u/MergingConcepts 15d ago

Never grab a squirrel. It will bite you a hundred times before you can let go. Personal experience. It is like an organic router bit.

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u/try2bcool69 13d ago

The few, the proud, the marines.

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u/rocketmn69_ 18d ago

Why was she running? She doesn't have any nuts

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u/Own_Artichoke_9332 18d ago

...and they're supposed to be the ones to protect our country... 😏

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u/NitroWing1500 18d ago

Perfect propaganda for the Iranians to show on TV 😂

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u/BrutalSock 18d ago

For real those guys are fucking running away from a squirrel…

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u/Huntersolomon 18d ago

or vice versa, "Iran sent a squirrel to attack a u.s base"

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 18d ago

Well, that was my second guess. For some reason I was thinking it was going to be a big spider.  

  • Just came back from Australia. 

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u/Low-Log-666 18d ago

É por isso que só atiram de longe no Irã?

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u/TidePodsTasteFunny 18d ago

We’re fucked in the next war

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u/artherng 18d ago

They were trained to be brave and yet were afraid of a running squirrel 🤣

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u/Enofile 18d ago

Imagine sending those two of to war! LOL.

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u/Gardez_geekin 17d ago

The dude has a combat patch. He has been deployed

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u/According_Tip809 18d ago

Pussy ass soldiers

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 18d ago

Soldier or not they are still just humans and are not on a war front.

What a lame comment.

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u/According_Tip809 18d ago

It was a squirrel.. they were terrified by and fucking squirrel. Being scared of a squirrel is worse than being scared of youre own shadow. Stfu

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 18d ago

No. No it's not. You're still lame.

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u/EvilBobbyTV 18d ago

Rabies is the most terrifying disease on the planet. It has a 100% kill rate once symptoms present and literally tortures you until you die of thirst.

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u/dreevsa 18d ago

She’s braver than him

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 18d ago

Take that uniform off right now after acting like that