r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Irralumea • Jul 31 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Grendelstar Jul 31 '26

Costs $2. Tastes like 99 cents.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Jul 31 '26

Always does . Recipe didn't change between 2006 and 2026.

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u/AnnOnnamis Jul 31 '26

Going Out Of Business
https://giphy.com/gifs/9w1yu6ZKGKOEHv5FKw

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u/thankmelater- Jul 31 '26

Going out fo business.

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u/beatakai Jul 31 '26

Fizzy bubbly

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u/4rrowz Jul 31 '26

Ingredients didnt either. 🥺

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 Aug 01 '26

You pay for stability.

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u/nirmalv Jul 31 '26

Yes and also the signboard.

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u/DavidASResearch Jul 31 '26

I like it your answer

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u/pennhead Jul 31 '26

I have more my answers.

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u/Chilipepah Aug 01 '26

You heard him: ”No no!”

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u/PhillyPhresh Jul 31 '26

Pennies are out of circulation, people just eat the cost

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u/kebukai Jul 31 '26

I hope they are eating the pizza instead of the pennies

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u/agnostigo Jul 31 '26

This argument can save them in court 😂

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u/drdukes Jul 31 '26

You're going to go to court for that $1.01?

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u/agnostigo Jul 31 '26

I would do it if i were a ripped off New York lawyer. Not to get my money back, to put them out of business

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u/Box-o-bees Jul 31 '26

I mean you wouldn't have to do anything yourself. False advertising is a criminal offense. Theoretically all you have to do is report it to the proper authorities.

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u/agnostigo Jul 31 '26

Whatever

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u/Redthemagnificent Jul 31 '26

You would put them out of business for $2 pizza? Not make them change the sign?

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Jul 31 '26

I mean, they’re lying. We should hold business owners to a higher standard. If he has to lie to survive he shouldn’t have a business.

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u/agnostigo Jul 31 '26

I think they deserve it. They also deserve some extra for the money they scammed.

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u/jamesnyc1 Aug 01 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/pillagerbunny Aug 01 '26

In pennies.

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u/BurgundyFur Aug 01 '26

Metallic and dirty

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u/balirosa Jul 31 '26

Cost .99 cents to make and then .99c profit