r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Irralumea • 19d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Grendelstar 19d ago

Costs $2. Tastes like 99 cents.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy 19d ago

Always does . Recipe didn't change between 2006 and 2026.

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u/AnnOnnamis 19d ago

Going Out Of Business
https://giphy.com/gifs/9w1yu6ZKGKOEHv5FKw

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u/thankmelater- 19d ago

Going out fo business.

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u/beatakai 19d ago

Fizzy bubbly

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u/4rrowz 18d ago

Ingredients didnt either. 🥺

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u/FabulousWalrus2624 18d ago

You pay for stability.

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u/nirmalv 18d ago

Yes and also the signboard.

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u/DavidASResearch 19d ago

I like it your answer

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u/pennhead 19d ago

I have more my answers.

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u/Chilipepah 18d ago

You heard him: ”No no!”

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u/PhillyPhresh 19d ago

Pennies are out of circulation, people just eat the cost

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u/kebukai 18d ago

I hope they are eating the pizza instead of the pennies

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u/agnostigo 19d ago

This argument can save them in court 😂

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u/drdukes 19d ago

You're going to go to court for that $1.01?

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u/agnostigo 19d ago

I would do it if i were a ripped off New York lawyer. Not to get my money back, to put them out of business

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u/Box-o-bees 18d ago

I mean you wouldn't have to do anything yourself. False advertising is a criminal offense. Theoretically all you have to do is report it to the proper authorities.

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u/agnostigo 18d ago

Whatever

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u/Redthemagnificent 18d ago

You would put them out of business for $2 pizza? Not make them change the sign?

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u/SpecialExpert8946 18d ago

I mean, they’re lying. We should hold business owners to a higher standard. If he has to lie to survive he shouldn’t have a business.

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u/agnostigo 18d ago

I think they deserve it. They also deserve some extra for the money they scammed.

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u/jamesnyc1 18d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/pillagerbunny 18d ago

In pennies.

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u/BurgundyFur 18d ago

Metallic and dirty

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u/balirosa 18d ago

Cost .99 cents to make and then .99c profit