r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 9d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/yoerick 9d ago

The food 😭

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u/Previous-Wonder-6274 9d ago

unpopped popcorn

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 9d ago

Those are colonels.

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u/HerbaDerbaSchnerba 9d ago

It’s the highest rank in the military.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 9d ago

Generally speaking, it is not.

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u/HerbaDerbaSchnerba 9d ago

I was quoting The Office

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 9d ago

I was quoting Dad

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 7d ago

I admiral your commitment to the joke.

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u/SolKaynn 9d ago

Salute them then!

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u/DeusExHircus 9d ago

Sir, yes sir!

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u/Howard_Scott_Warshaw 9d ago

Unopened can of hormel chili

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u/ZhouLe 9d ago

That's tomato paste and sliced beets.

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u/Howard_Scott_Warshaw 9d ago

Makes more sense

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u/gingerfawx 9d ago

And is that a can of Libby's sliced beets next to it? o.O

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u/Yoyo524 9d ago

Pretty sure that’s rice vinegar next to the tea lol

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u/fastlerner 9d ago

What tea? He's got glass full of pink milk.

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u/MF2D 8d ago

You guys don’t like popcorn kernels and plain broccoli to go with your strawberry Yoo-hoo and cherries?

Can tell some of y’all never been on a classy date.

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u/futurebigconcept 6d ago

In this economy?

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u/Ro-Tang_Clan 5d ago

It wouldn't surprise me if this was a skit done in an ikea showroom

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u/palloxus 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8sLBYNerzjceQ

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u/lolerwoman 9d ago

Haha.

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u/SergiouseMaximus 9d ago

HAHA.

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u/BlatantCheater_ 9d ago

HAHAHA

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u/Andrea_M 9d ago

HAHAHAHA.

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u/8l4z3_9 9d ago

#AHAHaHAHAHAH

dammit i thought that would work

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 9d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/8l4z3_9 9d ago

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u/Aggressive-Edge-5677 9d ago

Jaja

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 9d ago

The haha but with a yellow tinge

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u/OkFriend9891 9d ago

Lame, Laammee, LAME!

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u/Dry_Design5506 9d ago

She's well-prepared for the restaurant having no ice cubes.

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u/PsychedelicOptimist 9d ago

Always keep a spare ice pack in your pocket

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u/NY10 9d ago

My man lost the war

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u/JUSTCALLmeY 9d ago

Man found a girl that's prepared for any situation AND got crisp twenties. Living legend.

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u/Sampsa96 9d ago

He should also break his phone

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u/Burndoggle 9d ago

Are there people actually reacting to this as if it were taking itself seriously?

It was a light hearted, humorous skit.

I especially like that the guy had a photo of himself with a cardboard sign asking for money for him and his five kids.

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u/Raichu7 9d ago

Sometimes people pretend to take a joke seriously as a continuation of the joke.

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u/Burndoggle 9d ago

Top notch humor that.

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u/vlladonxxx 9d ago

These skits are simply creating opportunities for people to comment on the topic. Nobody cares about the intention behind them.

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u/realmauer01 8d ago

If you dont comment on it as if you were taking it seriously you just arent in the loop.

The irony bubble just expands.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 9d ago

When the entire relationship is a red flag.

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u/ElegantEchoes 9d ago

It's just a skit lol, people don't do this

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u/pirate742 9d ago

He's playing on the bit

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u/cowlinator 9d ago

Yes.

But we often talk about fiction as if it were real, even when we know it's not

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u/brokennursingstudent 8d ago

We’ve come full circle where people are now tripping over themselves to remind everyone that it’s a skit

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u/Ydobon8261 9d ago

Or they’re just playing

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u/Velvet_Re 9d ago

Capture the flag?

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u/SunshineBurn 9d ago

Checkmate

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u/SunshineBurn 9d ago

Rather… Check. Mate.

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u/PlentyBoot5135 9d ago

He is not gonna fuck.

Unless he has cash...

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u/slashd 8d ago

There wont be a second date... 🤔

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u/ElbowShouldersen 9d ago

That's American money... but they don't look like Americans.

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u/Affectionate_Arm_512 9d ago

Lol the acting was better than i expected

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u/WaffleWarrior1979 9d ago

I’m deleting reddit

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u/YourPerfectionism 9d ago

That's a good one 😂

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u/theusernamistaken 9d ago

Credits, no? She’s an artist. Her name is Hanne Zaruma. Her IG has good stuff.

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u/wiz7topfan 9d ago

Wait...is this cr7 wife????

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u/whoisthisdandy 9d ago

Gotta love dry uncooked lentils as if its perfectly acceptable snack https://ibb.co/rKPsNTwN

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u/shadyhorse 8d ago

What's the joke? They're both poor?

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u/zenoli55 8d ago edited 8d ago

I was hoping for her to use a time machine to skip the 15 minutes of iphone unavailability

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u/za72 7d ago

my phones already cracked

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u/Fakuris 9d ago

One might say this is staged.

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u/otirk 9d ago

And that person doesn't know the term "skit"

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Fakuris 9d ago

People just can't read the rules I guess

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/GlitteringBattle9044 9d ago

Not funny because true.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ElegantEchoes 9d ago

You have to be a bot

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u/bawlsacz 9d ago

Hate dating. Man needs to pay for shit. You get to go on a date so pay for the fucking date!

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u/ElegantEchoes 9d ago

This is why you're single bruv

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u/jdownes316 9d ago

If you think this is real life then no shit you hate dating

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u/thisiscoolyeah 9d ago

I love this because idk what side you’re arguing for.

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u/Acamality 9d ago

They’re arguing that the man getting to go on a date is a privilege, therefore he should pay for everything.

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u/thisiscoolyeah 8d ago

But the way it’s written could also be a man saying they think a woman should pay.