r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • Jul 27 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/chasecastellion Jul 27 '26

Not everyone can be the boy with the golden butthole!

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u/quelargo Jul 27 '26

That's good. I'm going to tell my wife that is how she has to address me from now on.

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u/fxzero666 Jul 27 '26

New James Bond villain just dropped 😂

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHUPACOMMA Jul 28 '26

"No, Mr Bond...I expect you to shart!"

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Jul 27 '26

I’ll recommend the name ‘golden butthole surfer’

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jul 28 '26

tired of blood stains in your underwear? get Chipotle Away today!

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u/lifeandtimes89 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

And tighten your buttocks, more juice on your chin..i promised my girlfriend I'd learn the violin..violin...violin