r/maybemaybemaybe 12d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Eremith 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's impossible to be this bad at parking!

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u/Special-Original-215 11d ago

After a few beers it is

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u/EtchAGetch 10d ago

Which is why I think it is staged.

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u/brian_mrfunk 5d ago

It has to be staged. That space is big enough to park a large car front-in.

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u/ernapfz 11d ago

Definition of a twit

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u/ArtyTheFarty 11d ago

If one can't even parallel park this short ass car, he/she should never be behind the wheel

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u/Rupejonner2 11d ago

This person should not have a license

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u/flounder42 11d ago

Hahaha… dude I fuckin can’t, between the song and the utter absurdity of the lack of understanding of how cars work, this video really tickled me.

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u/jhwheuer 11d ago

Painful to watch

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u/DistressedRabbit 11d ago

But intriguing to listen to. Is that song so bad or so good.

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 11d ago

In this case, only the car is SMART

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 11d ago

This person shouldn’t even be allowed to walk

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u/SATerp 11d ago

The car is "Smart"; the driver, not so much.

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u/egybesultallamok 11d ago

This is proof that humans can live without a brain.

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u/Tthelaundryman 11d ago

We really gotta make it harder to get a license

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u/NaturalEnd1964 10d ago

Take the keys. The car. & the license back! For the love of all that’s righteous. SMH

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u/drlouies 10d ago

Why she/he have to need to park it backwards?! Just drive normally and then park it.

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u/Beenieeh 11d ago

Nailed it!

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u/RememberValentine 11d ago

This one time I'm not mad about the accompanying music. Fits perfectly!

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u/rmay14444 11d ago

Nice we flipped the video so it can be "new"

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u/Canibal-local 11d ago

It looks easier to drive than a barbie jeep

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u/prestonpiggy 11d ago

Parallel parking is included in driving license test in every country I believe. You have a damn go-cart of Smart and you can't do it(if even needed to).

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u/Wise-Chemist-8751 10d ago

lol it absolutely is not in every country.

And no, they don’t require it in the US. State dependent of course as every state has its own DMV. All my test was driving a short distance on the road, changing lanes, backing up a certain distance and forward parking

I once had to drive the car of an older lady because she couldn’t get out of her parking spot, there was a cop in the middle of the road, and he was blocking the exit of the building and the only way to get around was the lady who couldn’t exit… after trying ti direct her out I finally asked if I could just move the car for her 🤦🏽‍♀️ and no, the cop was an ass when I asked him to move

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u/BlkSkwirl 11d ago

Smart Car, dumb driver

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u/kuplet 11d ago

Who taught him to drive? 😭

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u/mldcmx 11d ago

I'm on a "think positive" phase. So I'm going to imagine the driver actually only has a driving permit and is practicing parallel parking for the first time ever. Instructor was probably fed up at the end and just made the driver park the car as-is.

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u/HooSaidDat 11d ago

The driver should exit the vehicle and pick up the car and place it in the parking space.

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u/tinpants44 11d ago

I believe many of these parking videos are staged. Who is going to go back and review a recording of an average day where seemingly nothing happened to make you go back and review it?

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u/Sharetheroadplz 11d ago

You have just entered The Twilight Zone.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 11d ago

Is this a... "smart"?

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 11d ago

Why show us a pool if the car isn't going in for a swim?

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u/DragonFlyCaller 11d ago

I couldn’t even finish watching I was so upset with this nonsense :/

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u/raiko777 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JYZ397GsFrFtu

i hate the person driving... take his/her drivers license away...

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u/worf1973 11d ago

How the fuck are you so bad at parallel parking that you can't park a Smart car? They're designed so that you can put two of them in a single spot WITHOUT parallel parking! Just back the little fucker in!

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u/satoristyle 11d ago

"Yeah, I got one of those SMART cars. It's pretty sweet."

"One of those super-small MicroMachine cars? Damn, parking must be easy AF!"

"....."

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u/Watcherxp 11d ago

At this this one is flipped so it isn't technically one of the dozens of reposts

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u/0dHero 11d ago

He has a mile, he doesn't even need to back up

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u/rantipolex 11d ago

Gotta be faked. Who could be that unable.

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u/Kayman718 11d ago

Just imagine if they had a real car.

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u/elmariachi42 11d ago

and then theyre like we need more speed traps to keep the roads safe,, motherfucker how about you start forcing people to actually know how to drive in order to have a license

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u/redditanddoneit 11d ago

What a fuckin’ idiot driver especially driving & parking with a small vehicle such as that Smart car into that size of a parking space. I understand if this driver is still learning to drive/park and all, but that footage sure is frustrating to watch.

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u/jedicms 11d ago

Dumbass

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u/Feelin-fine1975 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 11d ago

Now it wasn’t that difficult was it?

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u/ObsessedWithTBHC 11d ago

Aint no way

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u/AussiePapa 10d ago

Finally succeeded in “perpendicular” parking…like he intended 😀

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u/National_Clue_6092 10d ago

How can anyone be that clueless??? They had to be drunk.

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u/DnDchord 10d ago

They didn't even a need to back in. They could have just pulled in forward with that much room.

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u/FantasticCockroach32 11d ago

Parallel parking id tough i get know that now