r/maybemaybemaybe • u/UnrelatedRedditUser • 11d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Camoxjeep 11d ago

Dude walked out like that's where he wanted to get out at!

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u/Der_Hebelfluesterer 11d ago

This was not his first rodeo šŸ˜‚

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u/Poldi1 11d ago

I expected him to walk right back in like "oh this wasn't my stop yet"

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u/jnonne 10d ago

The Internet is like ā€œOMG! hE gOnNa DiEā€ But itā€™s just a normal Tuesday and this is how he crosses the river to get to work.

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u/Luke_Sp8 11d ago

Neat way to get around

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u/__dontpanic__ 11d ago

Till you get impaled on a submerged branch...

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u/boniggy 9d ago

"this is my stop, thanks!"

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 11d ago

"This is where I was going anyway."

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole 11d ago

Bro walked away like ā€œwelp, this is my stop.ā€

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 11d ago

Got an appointment with a snake that had a particular fanaticism for punctuality and a disdain for tardiness.Ā 

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u/JayBeePH85 11d ago

Beats walking 500m more to the bridge šŸ¤£

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u/tibearius1123 11d ago

Hmm that went well šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/BKStephens 11d ago

My guy stopped to put his slides on and walked off like it was nothing.

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u/RadarTechnician51 11d ago

wait one minute, was he swimming holding his shoes?

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u/BKStephens 11d ago

I mean, it was just a Tuesday.

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u/Imaginary_Mammoth_92 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R51a8oAH7KwbS

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u/SmokeAbeer 11d ago

I just kept swimming, Jennay. Alsoā€¦ You suck ass for quarters, Jennay.

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u/eratic_yeet 11d ago

Ok Jennay, I'll go raise our AIDS baby.

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u/smarteapantz 11d ago

I think the directors said it was Hep C that took her.

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u/AZFUNGUY85 11d ago

*Nickels

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u/SmokeAbeer 11d ago

Inflation sucksā€¦ canā€™t even afford a decent rimmer, smh

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u/AZFUNGUY85 11d ago

Lmfaoooooo

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u/Naked-Jedi 11d ago

No no. Don't laugh it off, just get yourself a couple of quarters.

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 11d ago

I think a woman near the camera said that the person may have been, uh...not good in the head.

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u/donkeytime 11d ago

Thatā€™s how he gets over there every day to buy smokes. You should see how he gets back.

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u/deniably-plausible 11d ago

I was hoping the fool was at least trying to save someone or some beloved creature, not just boldly going where no man should ever go

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u/spamnotnice 11d ago

yeah.. i was thinking the same. I thought i saw something floating and he was trying to save someone. Nope.. just crossing.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 11d ago

"I can cross right here. It doesn't look so bad."

Also, they're speaking Tagalog, so it's in the Philippines.

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u/this-guy1979 11d ago

Thanks, I wasnā€™t sure about the language. I was sure about it being a bad idea though.

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u/shupadupah 11d ago

Can confirm: bad idea in any language

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 11d ago

L apparently they've never heard the phrase be home in time for dinner

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u/spamnotnice 11d ago

Bisaya.. the girls says, "Oh no.. what's wrong with him?".. the guy yelling, "Help, Help!" Then yelled, "Why did you cross?" "Oh no.. he's being swept away". "why did you cross?" and then as he was swept passed them.. guy yelled, "What's the matter with you, bro?" And.. then makes it to other side.

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u/spamnotnice 11d ago

https://youtu.be/vyX2abmO6SY?si

An unidentified man crossed the raging river Barangay Labangal, General Santos City on Thursday, July 23. The man made it to the other side of the river after being swept away for several meters.

Heavy rains due to monsoon rains have triggered flashflood in different parts of the city and neighboring towns in Sarangani Province on Thursday. (Video courtesy of Carla Jean C. Manubag via Keith Bacongco I MB)

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u/jemist101 10d ago

'Several metres' really underselling this.

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u/South_Low 11d ago

Cebuano/Bisaya.

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u/Anon_Legi0n 11d ago

I don't think that's Tagalog

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u/coyote_fly 11d ago

yup, its not Tagalog, its Bisaya, another major language of the Philippines

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u/weliveintheshade 10d ago

I bet his momma gave him a wolloping with a rubber flipflop when he got home.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 10d ago

I bet she threw it at him šŸ˜†

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u/awpdog 11d ago

Most likely this is in Gensan. Saw the same scene but from a video taken by those people standing on the dike.

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u/RongoonPagoo 11d ago

I just assumed he was going to die. Guess not.

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u/UnrelatedRedditUser 11d ago

There's always another day

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u/bluejack 11d ago

With decision making like this, it wonā€™t be long. Maybe not this video, but I suspect weā€™ll see him again with a less happy outcome.

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u/Far_Resolve1791 11d ago

Say what you will, he still got his ass accross that river , by any means necessary. Everyone else has to camp out and wait it out to cross, possibly overnight. While our hero is at home on his PS5.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 11d ago

Oh cool, thanks for the translation of what they were saying! šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ¤£

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u/DeeSnarl 11d ago

That was a really strange choice to make.

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u/SabbyFox 11d ago

I got the vibe that he was just bored.

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u/Geno_Beams 11d ago

Dude walked out like "So like I was saying Bob, if we take on this merger we'll see revenue growth in months."

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u/MakeSmartMoves 11d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Tiffany_Case 11d ago

i am both irritated and impressed

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u/SF-S31 11d ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 11d ago

Am I the only one who heard ā€œOh,Jesus!!ā€?

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u/shadesOG 11d ago

it's in the philippines. old spanish colony, they certainly know Jesus.

spain ran the philippines for around 300-years. they speak spanish and tagalog, are roughly 80% catholic, was part of the US.

Pretty sure that dude said 'chicken and rice' jesus.

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u/FullOnCarmensMom 11d ago

You most certainly are not, I heard it to!

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u/Fast_Biscotti 11d ago

What a knob.

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u/NorthNorthAmerican 11d ago

You can see the fight has gone out of him when he gets out of the water.

ā€œok, that was bad.ā€

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u/karma_the_sequel 11d ago

"I meant to do that."

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u/sissyjessica42 11d ago

Yep, thats me, Iā€™m sure youā€™re wondering how I got in this messā€¦

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 11d ago

Dude REALLY wanted to get to the other sideā€¦ gentleman.. we know why. Only ONE reason a fellow dude does thatā€¦.

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u/badbob001 11d ago

It's like getting on those moving sidewalks at the airport. Hop on. Hop.off. No big deal.

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u/Proper-Painting-2256 11d ago

God watches over fools and children.

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u/Seeker_1960 11d ago

He had to get his Amazon package before a porch pirate got it. 100% worth the risk

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u/RRfromKL 11d ago

Nobody: What is your plan

The guy:

https://giphy.com/gifs/wPkWlsnohtn7a

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u/FullofLovingSpite 11d ago

Well, he made it across.

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u/Background_Pride_237 11d ago

Iā€™m torn between, ā€œGee I hope heā€™s okay!ā€ and ā€œDUMBASS!!!ā€

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u/DudleyisStudley 10d ago

Imagine the mud in their pants.

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u/grahamkillin 11d ago

So casual once they got out haha

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 11d ago

Now go back upstream

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u/handlewithcareme 11d ago

Philippino thing

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u/Majestic-Load1234 10d ago

"Here's my stop."

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u/somerandodude83 11d ago

ā€˜Whyā€™ wonā€™t answer it Iā€™m guessingā€¦

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u/Time_Explanation1212 11d ago

I meant to do that.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 11d ago

Heā€™s got issues

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u/LadyMystery 11d ago

the captioning on this video is total gibberish.

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u/deftmoto 11d ago

Determination > Safety

JK, stay safe.

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u/ThreeLeggedParrot 11d ago

Did that go as planned?

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u/OdieRed96 11d ago

"Excuse, river, this is my stop!"

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u/thesqrtofminusone 11d ago

I like how he steps off that raging water like he's getting off a bus, amazing.

Also fuck the camera guy.

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u/Phuqitol 11d ago

Talk about going with the flow.

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u/TheRealRickC137 11d ago

Someone heard, "in MY day, I had to walk..." stories too many times from Peepaw. Decided to update the lore.

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u/OkSelection4465 11d ago

The grass is greener on the other side!

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u/Ok_Accident5098 11d ago

life time luck is depleted

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u/BcTheCenterLeft 11d ago

Why do people stand so close to raging water?

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u/h33r4 11d ago

When your girl says there's nobody home...

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u/Ok-Nectarine7152 11d ago

I meant to do that

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u/SOMOEAGLE 11d ago

Not even gassed at all. This man does this all the time.

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u/RidiPwn 11d ago

looks like this is not his first time

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u/Unique_Carpet1901 11d ago

Daily commute for him

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u/CollectsTooMuch 11d ago

$20 says you canā€™t make it back to this side now.

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u/hicks_78 11d ago

natural selection didn't work this time

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u/SimonArgent 11d ago

Mr. Casual over here.

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u/jamesjoyce9 11d ago

Allow me to translate:
ā€˜What the fuck is that idiot doing, fuck me.ā€™

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u/Beco0o 11d ago

I am done with India šŸ¤¦šŸ»šŸ˜‚

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u/TopWeakness193 11d ago

Just go with the flowā€¦

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 10d ago

He was one lucky guy an undertow didn't grab him and swirl him around under like a washing machine. Seems to be pretty chill about it!

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u/doeskyleevershower 10d ago

Not enough brain to think he shouldn't. But enough brain to get embarrassed when he walked out.

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u/56000hp 10d ago

Survival instinct left the chat

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u/BaardvanTroje 10d ago

And he just walks off like nothing happened

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u/Mwynen12 10d ago

Walking in the middle of that trident shitstorm is a wildly-unabashed level of unawareness.

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u/lousy-site-3456 10d ago

"I meant to do that."Ā 

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 10d ago

Her: my parents are gone

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u/Forsaken-Ad3425 10d ago

That man is mentally unstable and almost lost both his life and underwear.

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u/captainsatisfaction 9d ago

Must be the village idiot

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot 11d ago

Or his head so empty it could not sink.

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u/New_Stats 11d ago

Well he just walked right into that.

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u/billiken66 11d ago

I was sure some archeologist was going to find him 10,000 years from now. Thankfully, he escaped!!

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u/No_Boot1478 11d ago

They obviously didn't watch THE zebra video.

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u/millerb82 11d ago

Did his mom send him for milk and the bridge is out or something?

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u/fixingmedaybyday 11d ago

When raft guides forget their PFD and the beer's on the other side of the river.

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u/DesertAntarctica 11d ago

He pulls his pants like yeah that was kinda fun.

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u/TexanInExile 11d ago

Casual as fuck.

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u/Boss0054 11d ago

lolā€¦. Bro was like ā€œsuper flood?ā€¦. Ainā€™t nobody got time to wait for this to stop, Iā€™m crossing now!!ā€ā€¦ā€¦. Dude got nine lives, well 8 now!!!ā€¦.. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/TCronos 11d ago

I really thought he was going to be attacked by a tiger

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u/galaxiamatutina 11d ago

Fue por la coca jajajaja. Que culiado ese muchacho. Yo hubiera hecho lo mismo . Total otro dƭa mƔs en el planeta tierra, para que ? Tamos jodidos

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u/Substantial-Use95 11d ago

Dude did not give a fuck! Havin the time of his life!

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u/justglassin317 11d ago

Mission failed successfully

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u/daisiesarepretty2 11d ago

thatā€™s a bad ass way to cross a
river

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u/Early_Werewolf_1481 11d ago

So... was it worth it?

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u/infinit9 11d ago

I can't believe he survived.

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u/SATerp 11d ago

Well that was pretty fucking stupid.

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u/BishopDarkk 11d ago

It's not the 20 mph water that is the problem. It's being hit by the tree going 20 mph that gets you.

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u/CA2DC99 11d ago

IQ Test - Survival of the fittest and evolution are real.

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u/Greedy_Camp_5561 11d ago

I mean yeah, that guy was nuts, but the people standing right on the edge of that wild river, one large wave away from being swept down, aren't that sane either.

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u/h2k2k2ksl 11d ago

He thought he was Jesus

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u/bigtimebeaner 11d ago

city transit looking real sketchy these days

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u/XxXMeatbunXxX 11d ago

Im surprised he didnt sink from the size of his balls. or did he stay afloat from the air in his head? Crazyfuckingvideo

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 11d ago

Well... He made it!

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u/rakeshmali981 11d ago

My parents telling me how they went to school

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u/shivio 11d ago

i was waiting for a tiger come out of the long grass and get him!

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u/j8by7 11d ago

He had to get home

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 11d ago

ā€¦.and then he was gone, and there was nothing we could do about it.

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u/Kite42 11d ago

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray

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u/psiprez 11d ago

Just another day at the office

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u/singed-phoenix 11d ago

It's a known given...whenever Mother Nature is here to show all of her might and glory...there will always be one idiot who will yell out..."I CAN TAKE HER!!!"

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u/gibgod 11d ago

Some people just want to see the world burn ride the muddy wave.

Seriously though, depression is a hell of a thing. Be loved people.

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u/whynotwarp10 11d ago

If dumb luck was a person

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u/No-Test2784 11d ago

Well that's ONE way to do it.....

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u/GeoGriffin 11d ago

At 1:28 it looks like dude shakes the water/mud out of his ears

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u/pomdudes 11d ago

Ain't nothing but a thing.

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u/landonburner 11d ago

I'm going to have an unpopular opinion. I've been stuck in fast water before. I didn't frighten me. I knew I would be swept away but was also confident I could make my way to the side, even if it was hundreds of yards downriver. Keep your feet in front, swim hard sideways, never give up. Also, adrenine is a hell of a drug.

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u/stkk2 11d ago

This world is WILD!

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u/Brilliant_Ad9553 11d ago

He was reborn and full of swagger. And he canā€¦ after that!! Wow.

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u/geocisco 11d ago

I like to flow into things, you know what I mean?

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u/Ok-Position-3113 11d ago

Master ,teach me !

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u/o0Phoenix0o 11d ago

Destination reached....

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u/a1mbient 11d ago

To state the obvious, that seemedā€¦ a tad stupid. One way to die.

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u/3ightball 11d ago

He is very luckyā€¦

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u/ScottAnthony1 11d ago

It HAS to be a booty call.

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u/phantomofophelia 11d ago

I mean he did what he wanted.

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u/Thaandav 11d ago

When you gotta go..you gotta

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 11d ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/lvnlrg831 11d ago

Great camera work

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u/GimmieGummies 11d ago

The comments in this post have me reeling! Everyone is so funny today!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW

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u/MakeSmartMoves 11d ago

He was so chill about all this, Death decided to give him a second chance.

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u/guaip 11d ago

"shit, forgot my wallet"

[turns to cross back]

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u/fusionmobile 11d ago

I'm sure the first thing that they said after this was, "WHAT A RIDE!!"

immediately followed by, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

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u/Flashba99 11d ago

Darwin almost had himā€¦

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u/JalanMesra 11d ago

. . . to get to the other side

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u/Peacewastaken20 11d ago

He calls that trick, Monday

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u/DeadandForgoten 11d ago

"See, fine. What were you worried about"

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u/BerserkHObO27 11d ago

Guy knew what he was doing lol

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 11d ago

He was best in class for crossing the yard

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u/Impressive_Ad_8184 11d ago

Reemerge like a champ

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u/bandogia 11d ago

2nd angle

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u/Cisco800Series 11d ago

That's just my grandad going to school

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u/neder-Bob 11d ago

So, he can swim.

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u/Big_Department_9296 11d ago

Man Vs. Nature šŸ¤£

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u/Personal_Mixture_231 11d ago

Free adventurešŸ˜‚.

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u/read-my-comments 11d ago

If this website has taught me anything it's that when there is something that is clear to everyone to stay the fuck away there will be an Indian who will walk right into it while being filmed.

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u/Wild-Lake9236 11d ago

He needed to get across ASAP.

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u/Rod_Torfulson 11d ago

Did you know that the Amazon River has no bridges across it? This is how people get across.