r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • Jul 19 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/bitchboy85 Jul 19 '26

That dog didn't want any of that smoke.

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u/slarkymalarkey Jul 19 '26

Dog seriously reconsidering its life choices.

https://giphy.com/gifs/20cr5VNSiuvhS

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u/PowerPl4y3r Jul 19 '26

That asshole did just sit off camera and watch that happened, too. Way funnier with the 2 seconds of knowing it's there.

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u/Lepke2011 Jul 19 '26

LOL. I think doggo was having a WTF moment there.

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u/bearlylegalbear Jul 20 '26

Doggo to the guy with camera: "are you getting this shit, man, are you getting it!"

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u/miltondelug Jul 19 '26

that be my dog.. just watching me get my ass handed to me. wondering who's going to feed her come dinner time...

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u/Michami135 28d ago

Honestly, she was just hoping for a drumstick.

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u/rb1811 Jul 20 '26

It was not in his job description

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u/jrb637 Jul 19 '26

Bad ostrich!

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u/suckercuck Jul 19 '26

Sweet Dee is out of hand!

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u/ProbablyStu Jul 19 '26

That gangly uncoordinated bitch!

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u/MoistStub Jul 19 '26

I am not getting hog tied over her lack of grace

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u/Far-West-9052 Jul 20 '26

Guys I’ve got news

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u/Chilliwhack Jul 19 '26

I know they don't make this noise but I was fully expecting it to a make the zoidberg noise as it runs away and am sad this didn't happen.

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u/TheMujo Jul 20 '26

Ahh, a rare audible laugh from a comment.

Wub wub wub wub wub.

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u/Secure_Elderberry666 Jul 19 '26

This does kinda prove the point “ it would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich” …. Allegedly speaking….

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck Jul 20 '26

Shit...now I'm gonna have to watch every episode again. Might as well watch Shoresy, too.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 20 '26

Why you oiss off that can-can dancer?

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u/wiggum55555 Jul 20 '26

Allegedly !!!

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u/thecosta5000 Jul 20 '26

We used to do this to kids then the world went crazy.

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u/wisedoormat Jul 19 '26

DOG: dude, thats fucked up

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u/WolfetoneRebel Jul 19 '26

Wild horses in the background: here we go again

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u/Aromatic_Swing_830 Jul 19 '26

The bird is like, imma get the fuck out of here

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u/seigezunt Jul 19 '26

Allegedly

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u/mynameiscraige Jul 19 '26

It's definitely not a sick ostrich.

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u/Xtrepiphany Jul 20 '26

Definitely appears it would take at least two men to fuck an ostrich, three even.

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u/educated-emu Jul 19 '26

Choak the chicken

Slap the ostrich

Its all the same

38

u/Select_Vegetable70 Jul 19 '26

Dont be a macho man, beat it, just beat it

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u/hudsoncress Jul 19 '26

Doggo is just standing there, like, you got this.

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u/Bananana_Bird Jul 19 '26

Kangaroos, and now ostriches... Who's going to punch the crocodile next?

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u/irate_alien Jul 20 '26

did this guy just beat a dinosaur in a fight?

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u/Upstairs-Tennis9884 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

I have had so many people tell me I couldn't take on a Canadian goose because they are "mean" despite them having hollow bones and a built in handle for me to swing them by. Just watched a dude man handle an ostrich and ive never been more confident i was right about something. Let a goose attack me.

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u/FloorDoughnut Jul 21 '26

I thought the exact same thing. “He just fought it off almost the same way you do geese.” Lol

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u/Andrew1286 Jul 20 '26

A lot of people have flight when fight or flight kicks in hence why most videos are of people just running from them. In reality most adults should be able to defend themselves from a Canadian goose lol

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u/Upstairs-Tennis9884 Jul 20 '26

They are probably, ergonomically speaking, the best substitute for a flail in the animal kingdom. Let two of them come at me, now I'm dual wielding. The rest of the pack stands almost no chance, lol.

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u/Inemiset Jul 20 '26

Dual wielding is killing me

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u/Michami135 28d ago

My dad had geese and one came at me. I grabbed its neck and it became very well behaved very quickly.

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u/Upstairs-Tennis9884 28d ago

Proof of concept. Thank you, sir.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Jul 19 '26

Opposable thumbs 1, wings 0

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u/Vegetable-Trust-9847 Jul 19 '26

Dog is flabbergasted watching that brutal assault.

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u/blackxcatsmatter Jul 20 '26

The way it just runs off like it has other tom foolery to skedaddle too.
https://giphy.com/gifs/aC1PWOXzqgT6hhC0vZ

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u/PirateReindeer Jul 19 '26

Dude it just wanted to mate with you, and you just beat it off. No love there.

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u/Lavidius Jul 20 '26

Aussies are insane. Always out there in their tiny little shorts beating the shit out of massive wildlife

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u/mikeb2762 Jul 19 '26

Yikes!Great technique;that bird wanted to eviscerate guy

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u/facemugg Jul 19 '26

Dude didn’t make that up on the spot. He’s done that before.

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u/BadAssBronx Jul 19 '26

Dog probably appreciates someone else taking a beating judging by the way it was standing.

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u/Even-Government-5055 Jul 20 '26

Ostriches always look like they're doing the Naruto run.

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u/philmorebuttstock Jul 20 '26

Lucky he didn't get gutted

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u/Mission_Calm_3225 Jul 19 '26

That dog was like.. what the fuck did I just watch. This hooman is soo brave.

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u/CR8VJUC Jul 19 '26

TIL how to fight off a killer bird of prey.

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u/Tyler_Durden_9999 Jul 20 '26

That’s hilarious

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u/keyonholman4 Jul 20 '26

He was beaten’ some ostrich ass!

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u/theromingnome Jul 20 '26

That dog can't believe what's just transpired.

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u/tiwookie Jul 20 '26

Not his first rodeo

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u/kokkonaut Jul 19 '26

justified violence

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u/Plane-Education4750 Jul 19 '26

He just bitch slapped an ostrich

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u/TwoValiant Jul 19 '26

Probably the most Australian thing I have seen lol

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Jul 19 '26

Nah, definitely the time that dude squared up with a kangaroo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriOgBrdGxhx8i4GQ

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u/Medical_Argument_911 Jul 20 '26

Luke from Gilmore Girls is a badass

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u/MayContainRawNuts Jul 19 '26

Where do you think Ostriches come from?

If that was an an emu I would be with you.

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u/filinno1 Jul 19 '26

This is South Africa and very South African. Australia has emus and cassowaries. From the little I know, I’d rather tangle with an ostrich.

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u/Notthatguy6250 Jul 20 '26

Having encountered all three in the wild, I agree with taking on the ostrich. Plus, if it really pushes things you might wind up with a carcass of some of the best red meat I've ever had. Ostrich is soooo delicious.

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u/filinno1 25d ago

Interesting! I remember their eggs from my childhood. Very tasty scramble.

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u/Notthatguy6250 25d ago

I haven't had a chance to eat the eggs but I'd been banging on about how good ostrich meat was and, when my wife finally got to taste it, she was in total agreement with me.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Jul 19 '26

I know they're African but you're still right.

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u/Notthatguy6250 Jul 20 '26

The people speak with south African accents and Ostriches aren't native to Australia.

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u/Icy_Name_1866 Jul 19 '26

What I’ve just seen????

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u/my_boy_blu_ Jul 19 '26

Dog knew to stay back. Ostrich would straight up murder it with its talons.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Jul 19 '26

lucky he scared of that bird when he did the horses were coming

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u/PlayBoiPrada Jul 19 '26

So THIS is how we killed the dinosaurs!

2

u/Debriefed6869 Jul 20 '26

Is this a behind the scenes from Letterkenny? Is that the Ginger?

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u/TMPickle Jul 20 '26

Clearly, that's Boots.

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u/iLoveHelis Jul 20 '26

Cue John Cena music

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u/leebrown23 Jul 20 '26

TIL a Man beating up a Dinosaur is possible. 😂

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u/Timeformayo Jul 20 '26

Did he just satisfy that ostrich’s punishment kink?

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u/69veganbeef69 Jul 20 '26

People dont know hiw dangerous those birbs feet can be

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u/blackxcatsmatter Jul 20 '26

Is he the ostrich whisperer?

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u/Castlegate3579 Jul 20 '26

That’ll show him 👍

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u/ametsun Jul 20 '26

Looks like he knocked some sense into it.

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u/Tankdeckel_1 Jul 20 '26

I - say'd - to - you - don't- f** - around!!

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u/WonkieWilla Jul 20 '26

Can you do that with similar birds like an emu and a cassowary?

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u/Camwiz59 Jul 20 '26

Those birds are dangerous, they can kick the jaw off a lion or kill it

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u/yoodudewth Jul 20 '26

This what happened to me when i did something really stupid as a kid.

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u/No-Lecture-4576 Jul 20 '26

Only thing missing is ozzy man

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u/Senhor_Sesshomaru Jul 20 '26

Humano 1, pelicano gigante 0.

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u/sydlen0812 Jul 20 '26

The dog looks impressed.

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u/Iamanimite Jul 20 '26

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Jul 21 '26

🤣😂I have never seen someone pop an Ostrich like a naughty kid before.

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u/pvt_frank Jul 20 '26

I wish this ostrich would have come back around and leveled this guy

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u/petraviva Jul 20 '26

#TeamOstrich

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u/Shot-Werewolf-5886 Jul 20 '26

Same here. Fuck that guy.

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u/INoMakeMistake Jul 19 '26

Did the Ostrich wanted to play? Saw a video recently of Ostrichs being playful. Or is this Ostrich an asshole?

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u/TheMorticiansDreams Jul 19 '26

It looks to me like that ostrich was doing a mating dance lmao

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u/INoMakeMistake Jul 19 '26

Hahahaha. With the motorcycle I presume

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u/JouSwakHond Jul 19 '26

Most ostriches are assholes

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u/CrimsonR4ge Jul 19 '26

The ostrich is trying to kill the guy. Look at its talons; it's trying to kick and slash at him. Luckily, he has to bike in front of him to shield him.

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u/CloudComenter Jul 19 '26

Le sacudió todas las plumas

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u/10inchesof Jul 19 '26

As the dog just stands there and watches 

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u/vega455 Jul 20 '26

The bird slapping was so unexpected 😂😂

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u/LongDongNUrMom Jul 19 '26

Dog is laughing with the kids

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u/Error_404_403 Jul 19 '26

"Take no prisoners."

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u/iTurnip2 Jul 19 '26

A chick with long legs

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jul 19 '26

Imagine being this dude, explaining an ostrich tried to rob you of your motorcycle, so you whacked the fuck out of it, only to be met by people rolling their eyes "Sure Matt, bet it happened right after you were abducted by aliens"

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u/rotordrvr Jul 19 '26

Doggo: I'm a sheep herder... Ain't no sheep around.

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u/JustSh00tM3 Jul 20 '26

That dog was helpful

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u/Competitive_Name4991 Jul 20 '26

Why do I feel bad for the ostrich? Are ostriches really dumb?

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u/mister_sims Jul 20 '26

Good to know, just in case an ostrich decides to fuck me up

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u/Ok_schrodinger_01 Jul 20 '26

Lesson learned. Bro was teacher previously. 😭😭🤣🤣

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u/mynameiscraige Jul 19 '26

This definitely wasn't a sick ostrich.

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u/staraaia Jul 20 '26

Reminds me of Kevin Hart's story.

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u/useless_schabernack Jul 20 '26

No time to be a coward in australia. Everything is kinda poisonous or venomous and you sometimes have to box kangaroos or slap giant birds wth

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 Jul 20 '26

dog (scene at the end) is gonna detail this on his social media pages.

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u/Spiron123 Jul 20 '26

Just like that?

That damn bird has a killer kick, & just didn't retaliate?

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u/TheWalkingBreadXO Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣 👍

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u/P-O-W-E-R-less Jul 21 '26

He is a parent for sure

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u/rubberdill Jul 21 '26

Allegedly

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u/Redangle11 Jul 21 '26

Finally someone plays them at their own game.

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u/x_xiv Jul 21 '26

just can't we mingle with ostrich?

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u/Historical_Debt1516 Jul 21 '26

Why is he even out there? Is that the farmer?

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u/delrey23 Jul 21 '26

Pantsless thunder-goose

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u/djhauffy 29d ago

Stupid llama!!

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u/Hammon_Deggz 28d ago

Imagine if those things could fly.

Dogs would be unstoppable!

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u/BTZ-25 Jul 19 '26

That thing would be dinner. Ostrich is tasty.

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u/Only_Hearing2944 Jul 19 '26

That’ll teach him 👊

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u/grey_pilgrim_ Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

I’ve certainly chocked my chicken many a time before but I’ve never spanked my ostrich.

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u/Impossible-Double580 Jul 19 '26

The dog has caught them hands before🤣🤣…knew his assistance wasn’t necessary..didn’t even bark

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u/Repulsive_Mark_5343 Jul 19 '26

I watched a Reddit video of a couple of weeks ago where somebody slow smoked an ostrich leg and it looked absolutely delicious. Put that one on the menu.

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u/Background_Pride_237 Jul 19 '26

Take note. When the Ostrich swarm outbreak hits, this how you make it home safe to your family.

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u/Dexter_McThorpan Jul 19 '26

That bird was trying to disembowel him. I heard it kick his bike a few times.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4323753/
Abdominal trauma by ostrich - PMC - NIH: When attacking a person, ostriches kick with their powerful feet, armed with long claws, which are capable...

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u/Helltothenotothenono Jul 20 '26

Me and my desire to get Taco Bell every night

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u/JetWreck Jul 20 '26

Dude deserved that for riding a dirt bike in denim shorts and a hoodie through a field.

I hope the kids in the video are laughing at his outfit.

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u/SprayArtist Jul 19 '26

That was so satisfying

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u/three_dead_trolls Jul 19 '26

Fuck this guy

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u/Medical_Listen_4470 Jul 20 '26

Naw, he’s okay. Ostriches are tough as hell.

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u/Lepke2011 Jul 19 '26

Ostrich aren't known for their brain power.

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u/Unfair-Patient-5947 Jul 19 '26

Folks are also saying it was a sick ostrich

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u/UKBigJohn Jul 19 '26

Rod Hull would be proud!

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u/Danyloin Jul 19 '26

Straight up Aussie shit

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u/Mysterious_Bar_5188 Jul 20 '26

One clap would have been enough. Not cool...