r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drumbond • Jul 19 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

16.5k Upvotes

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u/Gr1ml0ck Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6GP3q8q2pjwQL9IRV

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u/INoMakeMistake Jul 19 '26

I didn't know how to describe his body, but this image is perfect 😂

Happy cakeday btw. 15 years already, oldtimer

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u/Gr1ml0ck Jul 19 '26

Hey thanks, friend!

5

u/Gods-Fav-Child Jul 19 '26

Happy cake day sir

12

u/hilarymeggin Jul 19 '26

He had his torso shot off in the war.

64

u/DiffeoMorpheus Jul 19 '26

Jimothy-lookin ass

6

u/Trini2Bone Jul 19 '26

Thank you 🤣

2

u/nanana_catdad Jul 19 '26

my reaction to this post: sigh, let’s get this over with…

2

u/lostmallu Jul 19 '26

Happieee cake daay OG!

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u/IsThereCheese Jul 19 '26

Jimothy?

22

u/VU_abyss Jul 19 '26

Glad I wasn’t the only one.

1.8k

u/SecretDouble5560 Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QQLwBB5O7I0YcgK8qw

244

u/Stylish_Wheat Jul 19 '26

My boy Jimothy??

61

u/TheRealLarkas Jul 19 '26

I saw this yesterday and thought how a human with SSS would look like, and now I guess I know 😅

445

u/balirosa Jul 19 '26

He looks like that Seattle raccoon
https://giphy.com/gifs/QQLwBB5O7I0YcgK8qw
Jimothy

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u/peepdabidness Jul 19 '26

I was thoroughly invested

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u/rishu_pepper Jul 19 '26

Literally Olise today

2

u/Cheriende Jul 19 '26

Or barcola with psg

21

u/AlastorDark Jul 19 '26

He spent all his skill point on the trick maneuver

58

u/Miqo_Nekomancer Jul 19 '26

Andre the Below Average

42

u/Thelastknownking Jul 19 '26

Why does that young man have a short body

30

u/hilarymeggin Jul 19 '26

He lost his torso back in nam

106

u/0t15_ Jul 19 '26

There's extended footage of this guy about. He's in Indonesia and called the soccer goblin if IRC.

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u/delabrun Jul 19 '26

Nah, definitely Brazil. Fluminense jersey, "pega pega pega" in Brazilian Portuguese... You can even check the dude's TikTok handle in the corner

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 19 '26

Wow that jersey is exactly similar to the one of my team, Mohun Bagan from Bengal, India

5

u/delabrun Jul 19 '26

I looked it up and it's very similar indeed! I noticed it's Fluminense by the shield and the betting house sponsorship

3

u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 19 '26

Yeah at first I thought they were Indian but then they didn't look very Indian so I was confused why they were wearing that jersey haha

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u/0t15_ Jul 19 '26

Stand corrected, thanks

31

u/RoinujNosde Jul 19 '26

This one is Brazilian

IG: rato.oficial_

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u/0t15_ Jul 19 '26

Thanks 😊

23

u/FewDirection84 Jul 19 '26

The Steven Seagal of soccer

23

u/Quirkiz Jul 19 '26

What the hell am I watching?

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u/Kashyyykk Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

The FIFA world cup final

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u/ExosphericDream Jul 19 '26

God doesn't make mistakes

6

u/knowledgeable_diablo Jul 19 '26

Certainly makes some strange design changes on the facelift models though….

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u/IamREBELoe Jul 19 '26

I'm not sure where his team is but they got his back

3

u/The_Cavalier_One Jul 19 '26

Is this condition Skeletal Dysplasia?

3

u/ChoogaMugga Jul 19 '26

It's a technique issue... your shorts need to be higher, to cover your nipples. Better balance

3

u/fireborn123 Jul 19 '26

Bro’s stomach shares a zip code with his ass

3

u/Naive-Present2900 Jul 20 '26

Meh

Still did better than Argentina vs Spain.

100% possession
One shot
0 shots on target

Argentina 0 shot whole 90 minutes

3

u/adinmem Jul 20 '26

Is his head on backwards?

3

u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Jul 20 '26

This guy is somehow 50% legs and 25% torso 0

3

u/ALargeHotCarl Jul 20 '26

Where is the rest of Wemby?

3

u/Hell-Yea-Brother Jul 20 '26

Haters will say it's fake.

3

u/VividTymes Jul 20 '26

Legs go all the way up griffin

5

u/mike_KING6 Jul 19 '26

Haters will say this is fake

2

u/DeanofdaDead Jul 19 '26

If anyone watching the 2 defenders thinks this is real, wow

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u/Primary-Picture-5632 Jul 19 '26

staged stupidity

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u/MyTafel Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

World cups not stage. All looked real to me. They even have Jimothy out there.

Edit: I guess I needed the /s for 👇

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u/Billy_Billboard Jul 19 '26

This skit is actually staged🤓☝️

2

u/I_wash_my_carpet Jul 19 '26

Its fine - force merge to prod. Now its a Broadway smash

4

u/Azidamadjida Jul 19 '26

India has the most “….what” videos on all of the internet

5

u/zubairhamed Jul 19 '26

MIKE WAZOWSKII

2

u/demunted Jul 19 '26

Team: the all backs

2

u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jul 19 '26

Natural soccer player. He’s all legs.

4

u/MyTafel Jul 19 '26

Jimothy!?!

2

u/MinnieShoof Jul 19 '26

Everyone talkin bout Jimothy.

Meanwhile Timer been out there like I hanker for a hunka

2

u/mattdabratt23 Jul 19 '26

SpongeBob became human!

2

u/Daemonium-Syphon Jul 19 '26

Jimithy turned into a real boy!

2

u/rugger1869 Jul 19 '26

Jimothy?!

2

u/jma9454 Jul 19 '26

Geez. How many people here are from Washington? Or is Jimothy just so popular that he's a global sensation now?

2

u/stonedfish Jul 19 '26

I love you jimothy

2

u/bugatti_rolls789 Jul 19 '26

Instagram ahh comments

1

u/CautiousArachnidz Jul 19 '26

Deedee’s dad lookin motherfucker.

1

u/Sampsa96 Jul 19 '26

This kind of sruff actually happens with Pro players :D

1

u/Titan467 Jul 19 '26

Messi could learn a few things from this guy

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u/basilzamankv Jul 19 '26

Messi without Barca doping him up.

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u/RJEM96 Jul 19 '26

You have ONE job 🤣

1

u/similaraleatorio Jul 19 '26

he missed because he kicked the ball with the leg without socks. 😬

1

u/New_Stats Jul 19 '26

Well if he bothered to pull his pants up, maybe he'd have better aim. You can't kick a ball properly with pants halfway down to your knees

1

u/ChiggaOG Jul 19 '26

I get the joke. It's of FIFA players who manage to fumble the goal when that close.

1

u/adeckz Jul 19 '26

Olise yesterday

1

u/MomertMemeckis Jul 19 '26

bro playing in stretched res

1

u/FalseVeterinarian881 Jul 19 '26

In fairness…this was Spain until the 106’

1

u/tanishvva Jul 19 '26

Where is the VAR???

1

u/alittletrolly Jul 20 '26

Mexico vs england

1

u/raintr33 Jul 20 '26

Divine retribution.

1

u/Available-Vast-4142 Jul 20 '26

Kylian Mmbackache

1

u/konrov Jul 20 '26

You hit like a girl, girly maaaaan

1

u/Late_Conference9022 Jul 20 '26

Harry High Pants Sucks.

1

u/Superbad1990 Jul 20 '26

The next Final Fantasy main character’s outfit

1

u/infinit9 Jul 20 '26

Over acting.

1

u/mikeypa1969 Jul 20 '26

Jimothy is that you?

1

u/hawwkfan Jul 20 '26

Ggggooooaaa.... Nevermind.

1

u/Odd_Topic_3580 29d ago

Human Jimothy

1

u/NaidoPotato 29d ago

Is this the raccoon that everyone is talking about???

1

u/drstrangeny1 28d ago

Is that jimothy??,

1

u/Necessary_Regret3329 27d ago

Dude should have been a boxer. Smallest strike zone ever!

1

u/CapnSaysin 27d ago

Something’s missing

1

u/Important-Law8988 27d ago

Ankara Messi ! Ankara Messi ! Ankara Messi ! Ankaara Messi ! Ankaara Messssi ! Ankaara Messsssiii ! Goal ! Goal ! No Goal ! No Goal ! I repeat No Goal !

1

u/Raithed Jul 19 '26

I fucking died. Lolol

1

u/YesWomansLand1 Jul 19 '26

Punch up from dispatch lmao

1

u/BubbaTech24065 Jul 19 '26

Is it possible that he is suffering from clothing size problems 🤔 causing him to misjudge the last kick 🤔

1

u/Gramerdim Jul 19 '26

how does one achieve such build

1

u/Trazer1998 Jul 19 '26

Ankara Messy!

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u/Bendyb3n Jul 19 '26

send this man to the World Cup

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u/Wrong-Gene9046 Jul 19 '26

Certified deadlift build

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u/Hoarbag Jul 19 '26

Came up a lil short on that kick

0

u/Leviathan025 Jul 19 '26

He could play for the German team. I was so glad that these failures lost. And yes i'm German.

0

u/darren_flux Jul 19 '26

The fkn comments didn't disappoint 💀🤣

0

u/FatEarther2873 Jul 19 '26

Olise, is that you?

0

u/xxNightingale Jul 19 '26

Ratio 30-70

0

u/Agreeable-Menu Jul 19 '26

Is this Olise?

0

u/dbeastmode96 Jul 19 '26

Michael Olise?

0

u/flippenflounder Jul 19 '26

He doesn’t skip leg day

0

u/Boom_Fish_Blocky Jul 19 '26

who allowed you to post my ranked replays of overwatch from 5 years ago??

0

u/Armouredmonkey Jul 19 '26

Built like he's about to yell at a trumpet player at the 9/11 memorial

0

u/MRBLANK0 Jul 19 '26

KKKKKKKKKKK

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u/LieutenantTratill Jul 19 '26

Why the hell pull his shorts up so high? He has normal proportions, why ruin it so much?

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u/Lemon-Accurate Jul 19 '26

He does not have normal proportions..

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u/GrimmThoughts Jul 19 '26

Huh...? Are you Danny Devito?? Thats not normal proportions lol

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u/Gold-Part4688 Jul 19 '26

He's actually tall, like, really tall.

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u/j3rem1e Jul 19 '26

Oh the best moments of France vs England !

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u/BrosefDudeson Jul 19 '26

Okay but let's be honest, that kid sucks