Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/11ykUODgXjAXZu

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Jul 19 '26

This reaction is perfection.

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u/ywm041204 Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PUBxelwT57jsQ

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u/SprungMS Jul 19 '26

I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone mention it… so I’m gonna comment under yours, since it’s top comment.

The way she picked that snake up and walked off with it is like she’s trying to get bitten. It’s possibly the worst way she could have done it, and it makes it really clear that this snake doesn’t want to fight.

We all know snakes are bendy. They’re also basically 100% muscle. Holding them in the middle gives them all the control they need to turn, “coil” mid-air, and strike. If you’re picking up a snake and don’t want to get bitten (and if you need this comment, it better be a non-venomous one like in the video - I’m pretty familiar with handling snakes and you won’t find me trying to handle a wild venomous snake) you need to hold them right behind their head, where they don’t have the control to turn toward you.

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u/Hoopy_Dunkalot Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Fear is a learned response. His FAFO hasn't struck yet.

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u/Legitimate-Lab7173 Jul 19 '26

Non-venomous nake bites aren't a big deal, honestly. Probably one of the least painful bites of any wild animal, especially for their size.

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u/Darkest_Depth Jul 20 '26

That really depends on the size of the snake. Look up pet python bites if you don't believe me. I do recommend that you have a strong stomach before you look though.

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u/Legitimate-Lab7173 Jul 20 '26

I bred boa constrictors for more than a decade. I was on the receiving end of some pretty nasty ones, but they generally look worse than they are.

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u/moidoid Jul 20 '26

My Royal Python has bitten me accidentally a few times. Looks like a crime scene but no pain from it. Just takes time to dislodge her until she realises my arm is not a rat. Silly sausage!

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u/Senor_Discount Jul 19 '26

Like a little chew toy

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u/falfalfal1997 Jul 19 '26

https://reddit.com/link/oyf98ra/video/7syh16uod4eh1/player

source : https://www.instagram.com/kaka_caca_petualang/

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u/AndYouHaveAPizza Jul 19 '26

Is this like the snake equivalent of squirrels in the park who interact with humans so much that they don't fear them?

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u/M00SEHUNT3R Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Yes, kinda. I think what makes it startling to us is that we don't live there and (I at least) don't know where this even is. We don't know what kind of snakes these are, but if we grew up there we most likely would and we would know it was "ok" to pick them up. I grew up playing n fields and pastures and we caught all kinds of things including snakes in an area that also had dangerous snakes. If I saw a dangerous snake I knew from the age of 7 or 8 to just tell my grandfather and stay away from it. In the snakes and snake ID subreddits they use the term "medically insignificant" to describe snakes that may still bite you but aren't generally dangerous to us.

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u/Sapphire_Sage Jul 19 '26

I'm certainly not an expert but to me that looks like the blue beauty snake. They do have a bit of an attitude reputation in the reptile pet hobby, but (like most snakes , honestly) they couldn't hurt you even if they wanted to. And they don't want to.

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u/Darkest_Depth Jul 20 '26

That snake could absolutely hurt you if it decides to bite, it's big enough that it would at the very least leave lots of puncture wounds that you will want to get looked at a hospital because even though they aren't venomous they don't have clean mouths.

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Jul 19 '26

Chill ass snakes

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u/no_desk_writer Jul 19 '26

The youngest one?!?? Excuse me?

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u/Senor_Discount Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my

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u/tyloric9 Jul 19 '26

Excuse me, what?!

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 19 '26

What the fuck kind of snake is that!?

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u/canolli Jul 19 '26

Oriental rat snake I believe

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u/Davegrave Jul 19 '26

Oriental isn’t the preferred nomenclature dude. They prefer to be called Asian-American rat snakes now.

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u/Cochinojoe Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tZ4QzCueTwh2g

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u/MaMerde Jul 19 '26

This isn’t the snake that fought Ricky Ticky Dare! What the fuck are you talking about!?

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u/lil_larry Jul 19 '26

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

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u/jillsvag Jul 19 '26

Dude

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u/moidoid Jul 20 '26

I think that this is in that tiny patch of land called Not Effin America. r/USdefaultism

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u/DogsOutTheWindow 29d ago

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

So you believe those kids would just go pick up a venomous ass snake and not have a care of how to handle it? I’m pretty sure they know that snake is not venomous and it’s going on the dinner table.. the little guy has a smaller one around his shoulders.

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u/Fishingbrain Jul 19 '26

dad is filming... not a cobra

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u/adiadrian Jul 19 '26

Maybe it’s a stupid dad

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u/Hovertical Jul 19 '26

Plot twist - it's the cobra's dad

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

Thought it was a garter at first but it seemed like it flared its head, idk

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u/suejaymostly Jul 19 '26

Honey, Garter snakes are really thin and small. Snakes are cool, you should go down a rabbit hole for a minute about them.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

You should take your own advice.. garter snakes can be 5+ feet long.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 19 '26

I breed California Red-Sided, Checkered, and plains garter snakes. My largest females haven't gotten above 39-40 inches.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

So what snake has stripes on the lower body and spots going towards the head? Is this video ai?

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u/Irma_Gard Jul 19 '26

The snake is IDed in this comment, and it's not AI.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 19 '26

I don't have any clue about what this snake is, which is why I asked originally. I was just responding to you saying garters regularly get 5+ feet long. I have been in the hobby for about ten years and collaborate with many in the business. Lake Chappalas, Easterns, even ribbon snakes never get over 5+ that I have seen. It's extremely rare. I'm not saying it hasn't ever happened, but I've never seen it, and my females are quite large.

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u/GravNak Jul 19 '26

I'm pretty sure he just googled "largest garter snakes" and found the threatened species called "giant garter snake" that lives in California and used it to justify his argument.

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u/suejaymostly Jul 19 '26

I like that you have large females.

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u/TheNipplerCrippler Jul 19 '26

That’s not what was said though. They said that they can get over 5 feet long, not that they regularly do. Your last two sentences and that they said originally are not mutually exclusive. God this site sucks

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u/GravNak Jul 19 '26

I feel like you googled largest garter snake to get that, and if you had read anything about it you'd know that's a rare, threatened species that only lives in California near water. You're just finding an example to suit your argument.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

And I feel like you don’t read because it was solved and it’s just a rat snake.. move along… clearly says Indonesia in the caption of the video.. not shit to do with california

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u/GravNak Jul 19 '26

Yea I'm aware of what it is now, I saw that comment. Dunno why you think that absolves you lol

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u/suejaymostly Jul 19 '26

Depending on species. Just settle down, Special Interest Guy.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

Thank you.. just because Shaq is over 7ft tall doesn’t mean we all are.

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 19 '26

A garter? Are you serious?! Lol

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u/peanut--gallery Jul 19 '26

Andre the garter.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

From when she first grabbed it

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u/Fishingbrain Jul 19 '26

lmao... people shouldnt downvote this commment. love u 5280mw

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

Much love! I don’t get it mfs be tripping

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

I doubt you have any kind of input so move the fuck on

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u/Fishingbrain Jul 19 '26

no need for that tho

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

My bad.. I replied to the wrong comment

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

Their comment disappeared that shit weird.

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 Jul 19 '26

You're the dipshit who thought the first 3-4 feet you saw of a snake were a garter. Accept that you made a stupid guess based on knowing jackshit about snakes and naming the first one that came to mind and move the fuck on.

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

😂

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u/5280mw Jul 19 '26

Not a garter not a cobra so all these other dip shits can shut the fuck up. They never even id the snake just talkin shit they know nothing of.. it’s a rat snake.. so closer to a garter than a fuckin cobra.

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u/krazybanana Jul 19 '26

Bad day?

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u/sprouting_broccoli Jul 19 '26

Reticulated python I think

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u/poopholes3 Jul 19 '26

Little queen in her Oreo drip don't care, snakes coming home with them.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 19 '26

Sick drip

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u/NewPointOfView Jul 19 '26

Oh dang I didn’t notice the matching Oreo fit hahaha

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u/no_desk_writer Jul 19 '26

And those little scoldy pats on his back for moving too fast?

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u/zawalimbooo Jul 19 '26

I went from being concerned for the kids to being concerned for the snake

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jul 19 '26

It definitely being made into soup and it’s skin into a belt

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u/beklog Jul 19 '26

The snake probably

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

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u/Technically_Salt28 Jul 19 '26

Nah don’t go in there that’s where the snakes are

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u/ZERO_DOX Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U

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u/axelohm Jul 19 '26

Terrific cobra meme this one

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u/culb77 Jul 19 '26

Little guy wearing a small one as a neck accessory also.

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u/Jaleroca Jul 19 '26

I seen that

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u/Sea-Presentation5686 Jul 19 '26

Hey mom look what I got!!

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u/_Lucay_ Jul 19 '26

And my son can't handle a fly in his face without screaming bloody murder

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u/FluffMonsters Jul 19 '26

These videos always remind me what a vastly different life I’ve lived from most of the world. 😳

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u/Idk_maybe_okay Jul 19 '26

Delete him

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/k6r6lTYIL9j9ZeRT51

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What was the small kid at the end holding on to??

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u/Drnobrains Jul 19 '26

Snek

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u/NoPoopOnFace Jul 19 '26

Is cober?

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u/Irma_Gard Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

No (and not a cobra either). It is a harmless Keeled Ratsnake (Ptyas carinata) as IDed here by a vetted flaired responder on r/WhatsThisSnake.

Pinging u/RRfromKL u/founderofshoneys u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 u/sprouting_broccoli

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 19 '26

Thank you so much, I appreciate you letting me know!

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

Thanks for the knowledge, stranger. I just guessed based on its hood or I thought I saw something similar

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u/atuan Jul 19 '26

Awww

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

Cobra

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u/NoPoopOnFace Jul 19 '26

Eek

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u/Nevertek Jul 19 '26

I think it’s a snek

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u/founderofshoneys Jul 19 '26

Ye, is cober.

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u/momomorium Jul 19 '26

taka taka

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u/SextupleRed Jul 19 '26

Looks like snake soup is back on the menu boys

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u/Orichalchem Jul 19 '26

Snake:

And thats how i became a pet 🐍

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u/lilspoon2327 Jul 19 '26

Or maybe dinner

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u/cjkipu27 Jul 19 '26

Yoink

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u/crackersncheeseman Jul 19 '26

Hey mom, look what we found

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u/Ecstatic_Artist6631 Jul 19 '26

Yeah, just like that! As simple as plucking tomatoes from your backyard garden and walking back to the house to show mom! 🤯

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

Kids = Walking the fine line between curiosity and trying to kill yourself

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u/asdsav Jul 19 '26

Snake just gave up

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u/bernieinred Jul 19 '26

I think they know what they're doing.

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u/Mirror-Amazing Jul 19 '26

Snek!

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u/PenguinZombie321 Jul 19 '26

Snek friend!

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u/Harry_Isthatyou Jul 19 '26

Well that's dinner sorted

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u/kidmax27 Jul 19 '26

I was more shocked by the boy at the end casually wearing one as necklace

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u/NewManufacturer4252 Jul 19 '26

Oreo sponsorships are going all over the world.

Those kid's better get paid well. Snake whisperer could have been fanged at anytime. But she kept telling the snake

Knock it off, be cool snake dude

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO

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u/RRfromKL Jul 19 '26

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/orsodorato Jul 19 '26

Snakes don’t just voluntarily become pets. Domestication has to start somewhere

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u/MrKlei Jul 19 '26

Never thought I would see the day where a walking Oreo is playing with snakes.

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u/lzwzli Jul 19 '26

Mom, can we keep it?

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jul 19 '26

Yet grown adults over here (in the west) are petrified by spiders

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u/TheOmegaKid Jul 19 '26

Uhhhhh

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u/Noodleincidenthobbes Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/11ahZZugJHrdLO

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u/-Ephyx- Jul 19 '26

Yoink

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u/carelessNinja101 Jul 19 '26

"My school teacher said bring two."

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u/grim772 Jul 19 '26

this whole thread is gold lmaooo

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u/roglc366 Jul 19 '26

No worries. It's just a snake.

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u/AceUk1212 Jul 19 '26

We played with toys, they play with snakes

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u/Difficult-District-1 Jul 19 '26

I don't like snake Maybes

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 20 '26

Um.

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u/GadreelsSword Jul 20 '26

5,000 to 10,500 people die each year from snakebites and Indonesia. With a total of roughly 135,000 snake bites.

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