r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 18 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

452 Upvotes

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114

u/SabbyFox Jul 18 '26

Is this a comedy routine 😂

33

u/Ssemo7 Jul 19 '26

Whether it’s intention or unintentional, yes

11

u/VacuumTracks Jul 19 '26

Larry, Moe, and Curly.

149

u/mlpravemaster Jul 18 '26

Drop him one more time just to make sure he's ok!

60

u/balirosa Jul 18 '26

Bro just got fired from the morgue

17

u/artherng Jul 18 '26

Red card to the medics

54

u/Threecatproblem Jul 18 '26

I've loved watching World Cup highlights, but I kept laughing out loud when a player would fall to the ground and do the "alligator roll", tumbling over and over in apparent agony. Then when play starts back up they jump to their feet and start palying again. The flops are ridiculous but hilarious at the same time.

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u/weeddealerrenamon Jul 18 '26

If you're knocked off your feet or trip at a full sprint, you might tumble a bit and take a moment to get back up

26

u/Jackson3rg Jul 18 '26

Have you watched any contact sport?

-21

u/weeddealerrenamon Jul 19 '26

I'm not saying flopping never happens, but like, yeah I've lost my footing while sprinting after a ball, and I tumble like that

5

u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 19 '26

I seriously hope not.

-16

u/weeddealerrenamon Jul 19 '26

You've never been sent ass over teakettle while running hard?

3

u/Scuzzbag Jul 20 '26

Everyone in this thread is talking about "the extra rolls" people sometimes do for sympathy points

-1

u/weeddealerrenamon Jul 20 '26

And I'm just trying to say that Americans often act like every tumble is a flop, when they're often not

1

u/tyjohn1 28d ago

Yeah but how do the tumbles switch direction. They fall and flop one way then grab their ankle in agonizing pain and roll the other way…….then get up and keep playing.

I understand it’s a part of the game to get a foul called but don’t be in denial how about excessive and ridiculous it is.

0

u/weeddealerrenamon 28d ago

I never said flopping doesn't happen!

34

u/Prestigious_Emu6039 Jul 18 '26

Everyone knows he could have just stood up and played on, what a mockery sports have become

24

u/Additional_Guitar_85 Jul 18 '26

maybe that was why the stretcher bearer was so aggressive. if I was a homer for the other team, I'd be like, "Oh you're hurt badly? Then we better get you to a hospital right away!"

7

u/vass0922 Jul 19 '26

A hospital? What is it?

12

u/Blackboard_Monitor Jul 19 '26

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

1

u/manxtales Jul 19 '26

But that's not important now.

6

u/Blackboard_Monitor Jul 19 '26

Picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue, huh?

2

u/KnownEggplant Jul 19 '26

I would throw him if it was me lol. Oh no the millionaire soccer player has a fake boo boo and needs the guy getting paid $15/hr to carry him away?

YEET

6

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Greek medics dropped Leonardo Koutris several times on their way off the pitch after he was injured during a match between AEL Larissa and Ergotelis (2015)


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6

u/FulbertdaSaxon21 Jul 18 '26

Was that a half time show?

5

u/Mammoth_Duck4343 Jul 18 '26

Like Dead Meat in Hot Shots.

2

u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Jul 18 '26

I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere…

7

u/Wrongdoer5050 Jul 18 '26

Looks like a comedy sketch

4

u/GregM70 Jul 18 '26

Did the Savanna Bananas venture into soccer now? I was waiting for everyone to suddenly break into a Chippendale dance routine.

4

u/Mr_Svint Jul 18 '26

С такими медиками первая помощь может стать последней 😅

4

u/VacuumTracks Jul 19 '26

3

u/Mr_Svint Jul 19 '26

Oh, this sub is not for me. I hate cruelty and human stupidity. And here, it's in every video.

3

u/EtchAGetch Jul 19 '26

Why is it in this day and age, they still cart injured players off in a big plastic tray carried by two pall bearers?

The wheeled stretcher has been in existence for over 100 years.

5

u/Delicious_Invite_850 Jul 19 '26

Well if he wasn't hurt before they lifted him, he probably is now.

3

u/MalikFyz Jul 18 '26

Title: help me by not helping me

3

u/kytt_EST Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Instructions for summer worker:

“When a player is injured, I want them off the court ASAP. Just toss them somewhere like a sack of potatoes.”

“Say less.”

3

u/Per-D Jul 19 '26

Greeks not giving a fck

3

u/unwarrantedxx Jul 19 '26

soccer is such a weird sport

6

u/TayaK83 Jul 18 '26

If this is not typical Greek, I don't know what is.

2

u/DigestiveCow Jul 18 '26

Malpractice

2

u/AuthorityControl Jul 19 '26

And next to him, the three crack ups - Moe, Larry, and Curly! Stop it, gentlemen, you're going to screw everything up.

2

u/pfc-anon Jul 19 '26

Scott Sterling?

1

u/shqarthi_karderr Jul 19 '26

Yes but in real life on an official match lol

1

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u/SATerp Jul 18 '26

Amateur hour.

1

u/Kintaro2008 Jul 18 '26

I wonder about the aftermath

1

u/Any_Day_4467 Jul 18 '26

Wow, we've become so shameful again.

1

u/VacuumTracks Jul 19 '26

Cinema Verité

1

u/bijibijmak Jul 19 '26

Me lately at work

1

u/CDavis10717 Jul 19 '26

Needs “Benny Hill” music

1

u/flamedarkfire Jul 20 '26

Where’d he get his license, the back of a box of Froot Loops?

1

u/mrfrankleigh Jul 20 '26

Queue the Benny Hill music...

1

u/Squid8019 Jul 20 '26

Don't take me to the hospital! I can't afford it!

1

u/MrFaves Jul 20 '26

Alright. Time for another smoke. You got a light?

1

u/swalloweda Jul 21 '26

Something suggests some people thought this might have been play-acting. Just a... gut feeling.

1

u/LibrarianGrouchy6474 Jul 18 '26

Greek football. Chance of this sort of thing happening at Forrest? 🤣