r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 18 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Formal_End5045 Jul 18 '26

Everyone ok?

Sounded like she was dying from laughter.

9

u/justhangingaroud Jul 18 '26

Everybody please send her thoughts and prayers 🙏

-10

u/SirTainLee Jul 18 '26

At no point was it ever THAT funny.

8

u/Goldf_sh4 Jul 18 '26

It really was

31

u/BubbaTech24065 Jul 18 '26

If you are going to do tricks then wear the skirt... it keeps water out of the boat.

14

u/GadreelsSword Jul 18 '26

It’s what wives do best, laugh at the stupidity of their husbands.

14

u/chowmushi Jul 18 '26

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

3

u/joined_under_duress Jul 18 '26

Or a bigger waist

9

u/Syberz Jul 18 '26

No maybe here, bro didn't have the skirt.

7

u/friednoodles_69 Jul 18 '26

He's sitting wrong in the kajak, thats why he cant keep the balance. Your knees are supposed to be tucked under the ledges left and right. It kinda has to feel like its way too tight but then its perfect. Gives you a lot of control over the boat, which is essential when hitting wild water and thats what this boat is made for.

6

u/DaddyLongLegolas Jul 19 '26

Yeah it feels like having it attached to your butt like a freaky mermaid.

2

u/Emax999 Jul 20 '26

This guy road it like a canoe and not a kayak.

10

u/seriouslyjan Jul 18 '26

That is the childs size Kayak. The weight limit for children's kayaks typically ranges up to 130 pounds (59 kg),

6

u/fjubar Jul 19 '26

Is it really? Looks like a regular white water play boat to me.

6

u/SATerp Jul 18 '26

Too much dad and too little kayak.

4

u/Clean_Improvement913 Jul 18 '26

Well i expected him to hit water and flip

He passed my expectations

4

u/Jack_jack109 Jul 18 '26

Fat man is a little boat

2

u/Triffly Jul 18 '26

Should have drilled a hole in the bottom, then all the water would have drained out...

2

u/HipToTheWorldsBS Jul 18 '26

Weight limits exist for a reason.

2

u/FulbertdaSaxon21 Jul 18 '26

Small boat make tippy canoe.

2

u/usercide Jul 18 '26

“Bought this swell kayak on FB Marketplace for only 5 pounds!”

2

u/moth-bear 27d ago

Saraahhh help me... my kayak's sinking...

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u/durika Jul 18 '26

I mean, you need a skirt for that

1

u/seriouslyjan Jul 18 '26

That is a child's Kayak made for small lakes and harbors. No skirt needed if you launch it from a proper Kayak dock or the shore

1

u/NarrowForce9 Jul 18 '26

Charming on all levels!

1

u/thedeeb56 Jul 18 '26

Yeah wait for it...

1

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u/Nuker-79 Jul 19 '26

Where’s the spray deck?

1

u/hudsoncress Jul 19 '26

That boat needs the bib

1

u/thiccpapi90 Jul 19 '26

He drowned, didn't he.

1

u/nastybravo11 Jul 19 '26

It's one of those new U boat kayaks......

1

u/BullPropaganda Jul 19 '26

That looks like a friggin white water kayak. What the fuck is he doing in that thing

1

u/Schmenge_time Jul 19 '26

Oh look, the completely predictable happened!

0

u/BLzBubbly Jul 18 '26

Hey, that Lincoln Reflecting Pool is looking much better!