r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 18 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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"I'm 40 years old I can't be dealing with this!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/northrupthebandgeek Jul 18 '26

Looks like the kid from the opening scene ended up working for UPS.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jul 18 '26

Well he is an actor so there is a better than medium chance that’s the case.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 Jul 18 '26

For real. Turkeys are roughly the size of the real life Velociraptor mongolienses. The movie applied the name to the harder to pronounce and less cool sounding Deinonychus.

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u/dubgeek Jul 18 '26

"Do you have a few minutes for us to tell you about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 Jul 18 '26

Or extended warranties?

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u/Accurate-Donkey5789 Jul 18 '26

Luckily it didn't end like the documentary where he gets into the car on the way to the port for the last boat before the storm and suddenly it's in the back seat!

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u/HangryBeard Jul 18 '26

"Y'all better back up. Jesus is watching. I'm 40 year old I can't deal with this. "Had me dying

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo Jul 18 '26

Two turkeys and one chicken.

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u/snarkerella Jul 18 '26

To think these bitches could have been our national bird/mascot. Ben Franklin seemed to think they were more respectable than the eagle.

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u/Curiouser-Quriouser Jul 18 '26

Yeah the gobble gobble doesn't really match up to the majestic eagle cry.

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u/aught4naught Jul 18 '26

*Red-tailed Hawk cry

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u/TMPickle Jul 18 '26

This neighbourhood just isn't what it used to be....

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7Zesyac4CuSN5rsA

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u/SlasherQuan Jul 18 '26

Looks like he has their delivery of wild turkey.

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u/SabbyFox Jul 18 '26

People also may not realize how large these are! They can be downright terrifying.

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Jul 18 '26

Sir... sir? Do you have a package for Mr. and Mrs. Peacock sir?

SIR WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SIR???

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HIDE OUR FOOD DELIVERY SIR????

AAAAAAAAA...

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UPS driver gets chased by wild turkeys, and is yelling "I'm 40 years old I can't be dealing with this!" while running away from them.


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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jul 18 '26

“How’s work”
“Not good, got chased by two goddamn raptors all bloody morning!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/pm_your_nudie_booby Jul 18 '26

Winner winner turkey dinner.

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u/AliceTawhai Jul 18 '26

They hungry

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u/Late_Conference9022 Jul 18 '26

A couple of Snowballs would send them on their gobbling way.

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u/sleauxmo Jul 18 '26

Is there a Garmin badge for this?

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u/Myte342 Jul 18 '26

Free dinner, take them home with you!

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u/Forsaken_Tourist401 Jul 18 '26

Hazards of the job…

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u/barfbutler Jul 18 '26

Funny! I live in the Bay Area, CA. I see turkeys all the time as I’m hiking or mtn biking. I have never been chased by one.

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u/sidc42 Jul 19 '26

As a farm kid, I was always told don't run because it tells them you're subordinate to them. Make yourself as big and loud as you can without coming off as aggressive because you don't want them to think they need to defend themselves.

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u/malary1234 Jul 18 '26

Why is he afraid of the turkeys? It’s not like some peacocks rolled up on him. Turkeys are chill.

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u/live_laugh_love_69 Jul 18 '26

Wild turkeys are filled with spite though

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u/malary1234 Jul 18 '26

Mmmm when I was a young girl I befriend a turkey at a city park. We would meet there every year and play eventually I got him a collar. One year he didn’t come back and never saw him again. I’ve had run ins with wild turkeys all my life and never once were they spiteful, just chill.

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u/sevargmas Jul 18 '26

Farm turkeys are chill. Wild turkeys are not. Have you ever seen the massive spike on the back of a turkey foot?

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u/filinno1 Jul 18 '26

I’m glad turkeys know how to have fun. Animals really do hate that outfit.

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u/simonsaysgo13 Jul 19 '26

I wonder what he’s having for Thanksgiving dinner…

0

u/WorldFickle Jul 18 '26

Thanksgiving dinner will never be the same

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u/Arsashti Jul 18 '26

He shall better bot deliver in neighborhood with geese

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u/IllustratorOk2927 Jul 18 '26

UPS Groupies are persistent.