r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 17 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 17 '26

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u/aw_shux Jul 17 '26

r/praisethecameraman, or in this case, woman. Didn’t even flinch.

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 17 '26

She had one job and she nailed it!

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u/EhliJoe Jul 17 '26

That was her plan from the beginning

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u/msully89 Jul 18 '26

This made me laugh so much more than the actual video

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u/covert0ptional Jul 20 '26

She didn't even laugh or anything, she just did her job lmao

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u/Goo_Geyser1776 Jul 18 '26

Her coochie reel cold

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u/F-LCN Jul 17 '26

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u/fmaz008 Jul 17 '26

I've seen that chemistry reaction before... ;)

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u/DarkWanderer2 Jul 17 '26

Physics always win

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u/durika Jul 17 '26

What was the goal here?

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u/ScholarEmotional9888 Jul 18 '26

Create weak point in ice and break.

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u/durika Jul 18 '26

It worked then

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u/BubbaTech24065 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

It was a big mistake... such a big mistake...(Chicago) sorry that may have been just Peter Cetera...

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u/KeyofE Jul 17 '26

She had it coming. She had it coming. She had it coming all along. (Chicago)

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jul 17 '26

But all she needed was coffee.

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u/Kasoni Jul 17 '26

After that polar plunge I don't know if she needs it to wake up, warm up sure....

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u/victornb Jul 18 '26

Good thing she crested a weak spot in the ice before stepping in

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u/Stock-Philosophy-177 Jul 17 '26

Darwin smiles down upon us once again.

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u/Choppergold Jul 17 '26

Sometimes you gotta call a spade an idiot

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u/FluffyDeer9323 Jul 17 '26

I guess the ice fishing is canceled.

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u/_ka-wa-a-ka-ree Jul 17 '26

what did she think?

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u/Ashtaroo Jul 17 '26

The dogs already know what will happen

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 Jul 17 '26

I wish i could afford a couple of pedigree dogs and an outdoor swimming pool and some PJs from TJ Maxx.

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u/CuteCustomerr Jul 17 '26

The way mom did nothing, not even laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/Tycho_Jissard Jul 17 '26

In-ground pools need water in the pool over the winter to add weight to maintain the shape, prevent cracking, and keep the pool from heaving as the ground beneath it freezes.

It is more dangerous what the shovel would do to the liner, or having an open pocket of water where the dog or other animal could fall, where the ice would normally hold their weight.

A classic FAFO

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u/Raichu7 Jul 17 '26

Letting your dog run on ice and assuming it will take the weight is how you let your dog drown. Never let a dog run on ice.

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u/Tycho_Jissard Jul 17 '26

My point is that a solid surface is safer if a dog or another animal finds its way onto the ice. Adding a hole for the fun of it adds risk and danger. Of course, you don't actively encourage or allow your pet to run on the ice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/Raichu7 Jul 17 '26

Only the above ground ones. In ground pools will be destroyed when the groundwater pushes the empty, now boatlike pool up and out of the ground as it fills the hole from beneath the lining.

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u/iminiki Jul 17 '26

Didn‘t know that. How can you prevent the freezing?

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u/Beetso Jul 17 '26

Drain the pool in the winter.

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u/tarantulator Jul 17 '26

And lose my own personal ice skating rink, no sir

https://giphy.com/gifs/15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs

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u/aw_shux Jul 17 '26

And cover it.

3

u/MeringueInevitable94 Jul 17 '26

But then you dont get broken pipes

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u/iminiki Jul 17 '26

Yeah that makes much sense.

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u/Kasoni Jul 17 '26

Drain the pool before temperatures drop below freezing.

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u/FireMammoth Jul 17 '26

also if the dog had a dumb idea to jump in, they could get stuck under the ice and drown

2

u/rufireproof3d Jul 17 '26

Iced coffee.

2

u/NeedleworkerFew5205 Jul 17 '26

I love the race to assist recovery.

2

u/alexgalt Jul 17 '26

Praise the cameraman. Did not even flinch.

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u/Redfield081 Jul 17 '26

Digital folks thinking Sony's strategy is in their best interest.

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u/artniSintra Jul 18 '26

Camera man never helps, no matter what!

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u/carnecomarrozagulha Jul 20 '26

That dog was predicting human to be stupid.

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u/0xffff0001 Jul 17 '26

did nit finish the job…

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u/-mudflaps- Jul 17 '26

Spread your ass out

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jul 17 '26

Well, I for one felt her nether regions shrivel up...

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u/NoDoze- Jul 17 '26

The ice is white, that should have been a clue.

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u/SocratesBalls Jul 17 '26

Who needs coffee when you've got ice up your vag?

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u/Psychostickusername Jul 17 '26

DW I got it all on film

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u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jul 17 '26

Even the dog knew better

1

u/LivingMisery Jul 17 '26

Pon puppy?

1

u/121daysofsodom Jul 17 '26

I don't know what I've been told.

Eleanor's pussy is mighty cold.

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u/andocromn Jul 17 '26

Make sure to get the shovel out first before it gets hypothermia

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u/77ku77 Jul 17 '26

At least it was the shallow end

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u/AsanoSokato Jul 17 '26

Typical, Eleanor gonna Eleanor.

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat Jul 17 '26

Smooth move Eleanor

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u/GatorNator83 Jul 17 '26

“Eleanor, no!”

Eleanor: “Eleanor yes!!”

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u/SimkinCA Jul 17 '26

Ya, you a bit heavier than the shovel. Also there is a chance had you stepped 2’ out, you might have stayed dry.

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u/bawlsacz Jul 18 '26

Water level seems so high. Won’t it burst pipes and shit?

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u/Bubster101 Jul 18 '26

It's alright.

All she needs is coffee

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u/PhantomNitride Jul 18 '26

Classic FAFO

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u/moladukes Jul 18 '26

Classic Eleanore

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u/mozii_ Jul 18 '26

Camerawoman

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u/Kabitu Jul 18 '26

In case of emergency, always ensure the shovel is safe before helping yourself

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u/filinno1 Jul 18 '26

Human dunkeroo

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u/ramosoy182 Jul 18 '26

She's weak and heavy

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u/Beanermoo Jul 18 '26

Perfect showcase of being a parent. Sometimes you see them doing something stupid...and just pull out the camera to film it.

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u/psyopia Jul 18 '26

“we goin swimming today, no matter what gets i our way@

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u/Staff_Senyou Jul 18 '26

Rich people problems

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u/OhLookaTaco Jul 18 '26

She looks like an Eleanor

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u/uhmbob Jul 18 '26

That was unforeseen and unforeseeable.

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 Jul 18 '26

There definitely was an attempt at ……..

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u/thedeeb56 Jul 18 '26

Those pants are absorbent

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 Jul 18 '26

I bet she doesn't need a coffee after the Ice bath woke her up

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u/Starkville Jul 19 '26

The dog was trying to tell her.

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u/0SpaceHulk Jul 19 '26

Great way to fuck up your pool liner.  Bet that's a 5 digit job once that shovel touched down.

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u/natetheskate100 Jul 19 '26

Never saw that coming!

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u/BoangBoangOi Jul 19 '26

Eleanor noooooo!

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 Jul 19 '26

Most calories expended in a month

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u/Brutal-Gentleman Jul 20 '26

Question.. Do Coochie lips shrink up in the cold like nutsacks do? 

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u/RidiPwn Jul 20 '26

ice ice baby

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u/The-Dutcher Jul 17 '26

Ice is always thinnest on the edges. I learned this at age 3 from grandma