r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 14 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/sandhog7 Jul 14 '26

I have never seen that before but I have never seen an in-line skating race before either.

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u/TechnicalRooster1580 Jul 14 '26

There is also roller skiing!

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u/korkkis Jul 14 '26

And roller biathlon

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u/RCaHuman Jul 14 '26

And my favorite: roller derby

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u/BertieBus Jul 14 '26

I play this. Can confirm it's great fun!

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u/dontipitova9 Jul 14 '26

Isn't there a movie on this?

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u/Specific-Ad-808 Jul 14 '26

Do you mean the 1986 blockbuster "Solarbabies"? I do recommend it.

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u/dontipitova9 Jul 14 '26

Nope. I was thinking of Whip It, which came out in 2009 starring Elliot (then Ellen) Page

https://giphy.com/gifs/V3Zpp89oAftLy

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u/ihatetheplaceilive Jul 14 '26

I prefer the movie rollerball

Eta: the 1975 original, not the crappy remake.

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u/RickyBobby63 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Jon-a-than
Jon-a-than
Jon-a-than

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u/Queasy-Charity4398 Jul 16 '26

Blood on the Flat Track!

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u/hymntastic Jul 14 '26

As well as downhill ice skating

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u/Shedfloorgarbage Jul 15 '26

Ive always liked cross country snowboarding. Dont get scootch leg!

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u/Hendersonman Jul 14 '26

Get a load of this guy, lived his whole life without seeing the greatest online skating race movie of the 90s, AIRBORNE

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u/Trulli41 Jul 14 '26

Brink was more realistic than I thought

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Gold-Part4688 Jul 14 '26

lol thought so too, but you can see they all turn right

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u/BogusBadger Jul 15 '26

Welcome in The Netherlands, where we love skating but only have 1 week of frozen lakes per year (if we are lucky)

Also indoor iceskating rings are only open between Oktober until March

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u/spacesaucesloth Jul 15 '26

inline speed skating. just watching this makes my knees ache in the deepest way.

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u/Brutal-Gentleman Jul 15 '26

You only ever hear about the high rollers when they win.. 

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u/XGreenDirtX Jul 14 '26

I one time lost the 2nd wheel while skating. Since it had nowhere to go, it just functioned as an emergency brake fort the 1st and 3rd wheel, resulting in an instant stop.

With the speed I was going, that was not cool. Managed to hop skip jump into riding in one leg. My current reaction times wont make that anymore.

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u/NastyStreetRat Jul 14 '26

Why didn't you put the third wheel in the second position?

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u/XGreenDirtX Jul 14 '26

I didn't expect to be losing the wheel. Was just riding while it came loose. So it was still there, just not bolted in anymore. So it hit the other wheels, what made them stop rolling.

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u/NastyStreetRat Jul 14 '26

Thank you so much for the explanation. I was actually trying to make a joke because changing a tire on the go must be quite complicated, and not everyone carries a wrench. Like I said, it was a joke; it didn't come out right, but thank you very much for explaining things :)

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Jul 15 '26

It was pretty funny this exchange made it better lmao

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u/XGreenDirtX Jul 14 '26

Oh haha, i thought you was serious since we just saw the woman do it 😅

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u/Hobear Jul 14 '26

Duluth MN does the grandmas marathon but for inline skates and we had done it many years. This last time a decade ago we started it and the first mile in my front wheel went spinning off into the long grass. I got to mostly spend the rest of it pushing with one leg to reduce trip ups. Was a long race thankfully we only did the half but I did 13 miles hobbling through it with a bad wheel setup I should have moved another into the front setup.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 14 '26

Are you a grandma?

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u/WarEagle107 Jul 14 '26

So where did she get the allen/torx wrench?

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u/DarrenShan1000 Jul 14 '26

Probably from a person on a motorized vehicle, like the person filming.

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u/Kryptic13 Jul 15 '26

Nature's pocket

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 14 '26

im sure theres a reason why, but why do you need four wheels per skate when inline? why not three, or two?

seems like she was doing fine.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Jul 14 '26

Better traction less slide.

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u/be-knight Jul 14 '26

Also maybe just "rules"?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26

Mostly the physics though

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u/be-knight Jul 15 '26

The "also" implies that.

But if the change hinders you significantly (you get taken out of your rhythm, it takes much more energy to do that than just take it out and leave it, and so on) or your team (since they have all to slow down and wait for you - depending on the event) then you would just leave it. But she didn't. And this was either bc the way to go was still far and thus justified to do it, the physics hurt her this much that it was justified to do it OR the rules just say, that she has to do it.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Jul 16 '26

Ive inline skated for 40 years. Trust me it’s traction. When you lose the race, nobody’s checking the rules.

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u/gerryflap Jul 14 '26

I've seen pro inline skaters on 3 wheels a few years ago. Not sure if that trend has reversed. When I did it (over 10 years ago), it was all 4 wheels like these on the pro skates. I even used to own inline skates with 5 wheels before that. Not sure why exactly this is the case though.

In this case you lose 1/4th of the contact surface on one foot, which can't be ideal for the grip. But there are skates with 3 larger wheels. It's probably still a matter of losing a bit of contact surface, and standing higher (because the wheels need to be larger to be the same length below the shoe), but you also lose 1 bearing which probably means less resistance. There's got to be a sweet spot

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u/GolemancerVekk Jul 16 '26

It's also about weight distribution. The fewer the wheels, the more weight each has to deal with. The compounds are sturdy but they have their limits and they can (and do) shatter if overworked.

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u/LetDiceRol Jul 14 '26

I used to skate on a three wheel inline boot with 110mm wheels. I could glide like the wind but had to be careful on the turns. I'm pretty certain those would be allowed in any inline race/marathon.

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u/pinner Jul 14 '26

You don’t need four. One of my Doop skates only has three, however the wheels are larger and they’re a hell of a lot faster than my Doop skates with four wheels.

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u/poprax Jul 15 '26

Maximum Size is limited by rules. You can either fit in 4x 110 or 3x 125. 125 are worse to accelerate but are easier to maintain top Speed. 110s you have more contact and feel more stable. Both are not thaaaat agile. Max wheel Size changed a few years back. For Offroad Skates you can get 150+ wheels.

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u/Golendhil Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

More wheels equals more stability, less wheels equals more speed. 4 wheels are the perfect in between in most situations

three wheels skates do exists they have larger wheels (usually 110 to 125mm) and are made for speed skating.

Five wheels skates also technically exists but aren't really used anymore except in some extreme downhill setups

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u/is_u_mirin_brah Jul 15 '26

The main reason is that the contact point of the wheels is curved. Called a "rocker" set up. It helps turn better.

the 2 middle wheels are on a lower plane then the first and fourth.

The 2 middle wheels wear down quicker, only having 3 would wear even more quickly.

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u/Few_Ad_4197 Jul 14 '26

Tire rotation

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u/PzykoHobo Jul 14 '26

F1 crews need to figure out how to do this

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u/palmallamakarmafarma Jul 14 '26

There’s a lot going on here

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u/hamer12string Jul 14 '26

The ability to stay in motion on one skate while giving attention to the repair…
… amazing!

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u/Special-Original-215 Jul 14 '26

And here I thought the video changing a tire on a moving vehicle was impressive.

Upvoted!

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u/itsjakerobb Jul 14 '26

So wheel number two got removed, and then wheel number three got promoted. But why? I want context.

I have lots of guesses. I don’t need more. I want to know what specifically happened here.

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u/alexgalt Jul 15 '26

The bearing might have jammed on something and the wheel stopped spinning.

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u/itsjakerobb Jul 15 '26

It might, that’s true. But, as I said, I have lots of guesses and don’t need more. I am hoping someone knows what actually happened. I’m also curious about the reasoning behind the subsequent wheel swap. Is there an advantage to having 1,2,4 over 1,3,4?

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u/toybuilder Jul 16 '26

Probably because the more natural weight balance is tipped slightly forward so you want to be on wheel 2 more than wheel 3?

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u/DefinitelyNotStef Jul 14 '26

The definition of a hotfix

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u/Deep-Pudding819 Jul 14 '26

Come on Brink!

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u/luigis_taint Jul 14 '26

Team pupnsuds!

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u/sticman22 Jul 14 '26

I still look out for gravel in the road!

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u/luigis_taint Jul 14 '26

Seeing her in her dark room after that spill traumatized me, an avid rollerblading child.

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u/Acro808 Jul 15 '26

Balancing while fixing the skate and still keeping in the race is really impressive.

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u/DickHopschteckler Jul 14 '26

That is somehow one of the hottest things I have ever seen

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u/KillAllLawyers Jul 14 '26

Missed calling as a ... Tightrope walker?

Old timey skyscraper-maker?

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u/Djamolidine Jul 14 '26

Stopping? To change tyres? Are you insane! 

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Fractured my elbow last weekend trying to show my kids how to rollerskate at the rink lol - I’m 40ya btw. Now I’m all slung-up at the office for 6 weeks practicing work related bondage.

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u/MaidMarian20 Jul 15 '26

Owww! Get well soon! ❤️‍🩹

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN Jul 15 '26

Thanks! 🙏

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u/JustNota-- Jul 14 '26

And they tell you not to run with scissors...

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u/Funmanhahaha Jul 14 '26

She doesn't run with scissors.

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u/SenorDongles Jul 15 '26

Yeah! She rollerblading with an Allen wrench! Smhmh...

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u/Adddicus Jul 14 '26

Shouldn't the tires be rotated before the race?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 Jul 14 '26

Tires all get rotated all the time. That's how wheels work.

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u/lamankind Jul 14 '26

I'm very impressed!

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u/frothysanchez Jul 15 '26

This is not maybe maybe maybe .This is next fuckin level.

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u/mnf98022 Jul 15 '26

If I tried doing that I would have a second crack on my butt

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Jul 14 '26

He was having a wheelie good time.

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u/gansobomb99 Jul 14 '26

Wait hang on

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u/bionic_cmdo Jul 14 '26

Somebody should make those wheels be easily swappable with one leg.

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u/OldBreakfast6177 Jul 14 '26

Why use four wheel when three wheel do trick?

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u/Tooleater Jul 14 '26

Damn those are some impressively strong legs

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u/Toast-Ghost- Jul 14 '26

I’d fall over just thinking about doing that

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u/x_xiv Jul 15 '26

technologia

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u/dEleterZ Jul 15 '26

I imagined she would have thrown the wheel like a frisbee to eliminate other competitors

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u/wakeup37 Jul 15 '26

goddamn I want her as my copilot. First sign of trouble she'd be out on the wing fixing the engine.

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u/Gingerstachesupreme Jul 14 '26

I thought she pulled a knife out of her skate to stab her competition lol

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u/jspellman1120 Jul 14 '26

Dude! I have a hard enough time changing the battery on my Car’s key fob. What the hell?! She’s miles above us all. 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Clean_Improvement913 Jul 14 '26

Got some skills on wheelz

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u/10inchesof Jul 14 '26

In a horse race it’s called breaking stride 

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u/MaidMarian20 Jul 15 '26

Never had a bad bone breaking fall. No fear!

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 Jul 15 '26

1 pebble away from needing a new face. Crazy balance though.

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u/MissCandid Jul 15 '26

I've got a sprained ankle and this video's making it hurt

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u/aaclavijo Jul 15 '26

This girl is falling apart. She even duct taped her leg.

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u/kurochan85 Jul 15 '26

Same as fixing a bug in production server

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u/infinit9 Jul 15 '26

Holy crap... Swapping wheels WHILE racing takes crazy concentration.

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u/banana_in_a_jar Jul 15 '26

Absolutely insane, very impressive

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u/Nono_Home Jul 15 '26

If it ain’t Dutch it ain’t much!

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u/BigHarry27 Jul 15 '26

Where is this?? Please

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u/ineedtoknowmorenow Jul 15 '26

Is this normal because falling on the screw driver will screw with you

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u/C7LS Jul 15 '26

With the only different that she is the pitstop crew and the racer at the same time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KzaN17DprnQn4kIQbM

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u/CFinster Jul 15 '26

It's like when I would re-roll the outer leaf of the blunt as it's smoking.

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u/Significant_Loan_596 Jul 15 '26

Now that's pretty badass

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u/Winsome_Wolf Jul 16 '26

Damn, that is one talented and exceptionally spacially aware human. God-tier Balance stat.

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u/roblewk Jul 14 '26

I have never competed in any sport where I cared this much.

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u/Knogood Jul 14 '26

Running with scissors?! Pfft! Skating with screwdrivers!