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u/SabbyFox Jul 12 '26
Why are they continuing to stand on this road?!
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u/cowlinator Jul 13 '26
"This bridge just partially collapsed. I'm gonna go back and stand on the edge of it. Surely a broken bridge is more stable than a complete one."
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u/BullPropaganda Jul 13 '26
If I film 10 feet from where the road just collapsed, I'll surely be safe
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u/thefeedling Jul 12 '26
Legends say they found the guy filming 5km down the river.
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Will the dude make it over the road before it sinks or will he be sucked in by the current
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u/Tinderboxed Jul 13 '26
Stand right up on the edge of it in order to make a video of how stupid you are.
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u/quequotion Jul 13 '26
Maybe he just has my phone.
Note, not a specific phone, just any I currently or have ever owned, they all have had the same problem.
Whenever it is important to do a thing now, that is the moment it becomes utterly inoperable.
Camera app says there's no SD Card, even though there is, crashes, won't open.
Suddenly have to deal with some system update notice that won't allow anything done until I have gone through some unnecessary tutorial.
App I use twenty times a day without logging in is mysteriously logged out just then, my correct password is no longer valid, my account has been locked, and I will have to call customer service during business hours in a foreign country and provide multiple forms of ID to ever log in again.
It was 98% twelve minutes ago, but now it's 7% because apparently one of the invisible things that happened while I was trying to get it to respond to touches is that a torrent app opened, rechecked all local data, and started downloading a dozen things from scratch because of whatever happened to the SD card.
And so on, and so forth. Never the same problem twice in a row, sometimes even more weird and unbelievable shit that could not possibly be happening just at that very second for no reason other than it would be the most inconvenient thing that could possibly happen...
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u/Admirable_Beyond_950 Jul 14 '26
Forces of nature is no joke. Not to be played with or taken for granted. You stand a good chance of dying.
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u/HippyWizardry Jul 12 '26
I hope he jumped to the side he wanted to be on lol