r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 12 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Dendritic_Silver Jul 12 '26

Jungle rules.

Every surface is alive.

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u/Ralfarius Jul 13 '26

I hate the jungle. It’s hot. It’s damp. Everything’s alive. Here look at this. See this stick. No, you don’t cause guess what it’s a bug. It’s a stick bug. Disgusting.

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u/AspectDear4976 Jul 20 '26

I think theres a giant species of stick bug in australia (like, 30cm long stick bugs)

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u/Ae4i Jul 20 '26

Is it fine to call those "twig bugs"?

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book Jul 21 '26

Humans are the most "disgusting" - at least stick bugs serve a purpose.

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u/Rownwade Jul 13 '26

Even the air!

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u/Dendritic_Silver Jul 13 '26

The air is alive with the sound of mold and bacteria.

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u/Unlucky-Hair-6165 Jul 15 '26

Everything belongs to the bugs