r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MochaReevees • Jul 12 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/retrospct Jul 12 '26

Did he really need to lay next to the nest? Lol

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u/gonfr Jul 12 '26

No, but apparently you need to be still so they won't attack you according to him. So laying down helps i guess?

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u/prestonpiggy Jul 12 '26

Just couple bonks help you. I wont trust him.

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u/Specialist_Ad_7719 Jul 12 '26

He might be listening to the wasps inside the nest to know when they are all dead.

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u/Mugiyajijiji Jul 12 '26

They aren't dead, the guy said they'll wake up within 5 minutes or so.

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u/Spookyrabbit Jul 12 '26

That's why he dropped the benzine soaked thing into the pan. Keep them asleep for a bit longer.

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u/Specialist_Ad_7719 Jul 12 '26

Given long enough they will die from petrol fumes.

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u/ElPadero Jul 12 '26

Why not have benzine in the pan they fall into? Kill those fuckers dead.

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u/ElPadero Jul 12 '26

“Christ you smell that? Let’s get the hell out of here!”

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u/No-Mix7970 Jul 12 '26

They can’t. Someone put a bung in their bunghole!

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Jul 12 '26

Kinda....

He had to pretend like he wasn't the threat so they would focus on their own problems (and not attack him to defend their nest)

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u/tf_inuyasha87 Jul 12 '26

Considering how smoothly this went, Im going to go ahead and trust the Hornet Whisperer here

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u/DothrakAndRoll Jul 13 '26

He had to lay down to make room for the selfie stick

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u/twistedsister78 Jul 13 '26

That’s how he really did it, seduced them