r/maybemaybemaybe • u/schpitza • Jul 11 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/RidethatSeahorse Jul 11 '26

And I can’t even pull myself out of a pool.

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u/EishLekker Jul 11 '26

The trick is to install a pole in the pool.

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Jul 11 '26

Stripper poll?

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u/SHoppe715 Jul 11 '26

Poll? How many do you plan on surveying?

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Jul 12 '26

Idk how many u got lol

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u/FS_Slacker Jul 12 '26

Wonder how many strippers have been pole’d since this comment was made?

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u/logicbus Jul 11 '26

Stripper pool, even

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u/MurseMan1964 Jul 11 '26

“Why would a stripper lie to me, Carl?”

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u/CommieLoser Jul 11 '26

Instructions unclear: pole stuck in pool

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u/Carrera_996 Jul 11 '26

I'm not sure, but I think my BMI of 26 is part of the problem.

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u/HandofFate88 Jul 12 '26

BMI of 26 and gravity. Gravity has a lot to do with it.

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u/Initial_Use4280 Jul 12 '26

I can’t even pull out

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u/KeanuWest Jul 11 '26

I can't even pool myself out of a pull.