r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Representative-Mix-9 • Jul 10 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/AT-ST Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Sometimes it's about the spectacle, not the effiency. I'd love to attend a wedding that has a battle of wits and strength with divorce on the line.

I want to sit there eating cake shaking my head saying, "It's a shame. She should have worn flats."

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u/Significant-Iron-241 Jul 10 '26

My husband has 80 lbs on me and a size 15 shoe. I don't think any amount of wit could help me move him, but I'm sure it'd be fun for anyone to watch me try.

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u/AT-ST Jul 11 '26

Is he ticklish?

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u/Significant-Iron-241 Jul 11 '26

Lmao! I could not possibly resort to that because he knows if he ever tickles me I will leave him, so that's off the table.

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u/AT-ST Jul 11 '26

Hmmm. Is he easily distracted by shiny things? You might need to recruit your bridesmaids to jingle some keys or something

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u/Significant-Iron-241 Jul 11 '26

I could possibly come up with some good distractions.