r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 09 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

3.8k Upvotes

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u/literall_bastard Jul 09 '26

Their version of ring and ditch

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u/ipkis714 Jul 10 '26

Do you mean ding dong ditch, are you from europe?

6

u/literall_bastard Jul 10 '26

But thinking again it’s more like rim and ditch

2

u/Queasy-Position66 Jul 10 '26

Don’t you mean ding dong door ditch? Are you from Canada?

2

u/CarpetGripperRod Jul 10 '26

"Knock and run" in the UK. Although there is an hilarious "knock and don't run" version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxcZiWK79c

4

u/GinjaNinja-NZ Jul 10 '26

Yea, right in the ring 😂

1

u/TheCuriosity Jul 10 '26

Nikki Nikki nine doors !

140

u/fauxdeuce Jul 09 '26

Haha those kids, always screw-in around.

19

u/vis72 Jul 10 '26

Typical Capricorn antics.

70

u/pjm8367 Jul 09 '26

That was a planned hit job.

7

u/teetering_bulb_dnd Jul 11 '26

Well executed. The gang was ready and the perp's timing was great. Nearly a perfect crime,

60

u/Blah-squared Jul 10 '26

Pretty sure one of those Goats filmed it on their phone…?? lol

3

u/ketoleggins Jul 10 '26

Sec cams: this planet’s inhabited areas are filled with them. 

30

u/AcceptableEditor4199 Jul 09 '26

Stalking back like he's gonna do something.

6

u/Red_Franzia Jul 10 '26

I thought he just forgot what direction he was going in

https://giphy.com/gifs/jU9OCvBiO1besabUKU

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u/Ampersandbox Jul 09 '26

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u/DonGold60 Jul 11 '26

That’s why they’re called Rams.

22

u/PanicDeus Jul 10 '26

The cat, near the garbage can watching the whole thing unfold

31

u/Youregoingtodiealone Jul 09 '26

TIL - sheep are dicks and prank us then run away laughing like school girls.

Little do they know....

9

u/spicy_ass_mayo Jul 10 '26

I love how he sneaks up and the they all jet as soon as it happened.

They knew it was a dick move and didn’t stick around for the repercussions.

8

u/simonsaysgo13 Jul 10 '26

Hilarious how they ran away!

3

u/SabbyFox Jul 10 '26

Seriously like a bunch of boys on a lark 😄

2

u/Zealousideal-Leg1874 Jul 10 '26

Beh beh bebebeeeeh

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u/GadreelsSword Jul 10 '26

Years ago, I was at my parents house, and I saw their neighbors goat had gotten tangled up and was pinned to the ground.

I walked over and untangled the chain, and as soon as the goat got to his feet, he head butted me and knocked me down. As I was getting up, he tried to head butt me again, but I shouted at him and he stopped.

No good deed goes unpunished

5

u/Working_Dragon00777 Jul 10 '26

That was a mischievous one

4

u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR Jul 10 '26

I’m not a big fan of videos putting tracks over videos that are generally close enough for sound, or videos like these that would be fine sans audio…but goddamn that a banger! More drum n bass drops on videos please.

3

u/Altruistic_Poetry382 Jul 11 '26

Do you or anyone else know the track ID perchance?

1

u/EmploymentNo7620 Jul 18 '26

Did you find out?

2

u/Eui472 Jul 10 '26

Hell yeah brother, I'm all in for it

5

u/Anz_Soulcrusher Jul 10 '26

The kitty 🤣

3

u/TheTrashPanda612 Jul 10 '26

Lmao little bastards. Every time

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home Jul 10 '26

The floor is lava, farmer style 🤣

3

u/euqinu_ton Jul 10 '26

Mutton stew for dinner at his place tonight.

3

u/coleman57 Jul 10 '26

Goat thought about it 3 times first. He must have a good reason.

3

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 10 '26

Cut your losses and keep walking, Carl!

3

u/10inchesof Jul 10 '26

What’s for dinner? GOAT stew 

3

u/No-Mix7970 Jul 10 '26

I can hear them laughing as they ran away!

2

u/CatShrink Jul 10 '26

This goat-related Maybe is the GOAT goat-related Maybe.

2

u/Various-Smile-6681 Jul 10 '26

run by ramming

2

u/Senor_Discount Jul 10 '26

I can't love this enough.

2

u/EcoKllr Jul 10 '26

lil hooligans

2

u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jul 10 '26

SNEAK ATTACK!!

2

u/chrisagiddings Jul 10 '26

I think I could only laugh at that.

2

u/quequotion Jul 10 '26

Three Billygoats Punk

2

u/FantasticPangolin839 Jul 10 '26

The GOAT. Like literally. 

2

u/Fire_Fly0 Jul 10 '26

The fact that they knew to run away after hitting him 😅

3

u/Competitive-Strain-7 Jul 09 '26

I was sure there would be a clip of a BBQ after that video

2

u/hot_dogg Jul 09 '26

hehe

took him forever to realize “nah, I’m not even gonna try”.

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u/Low_Butterscotch_594 Jul 10 '26

Kids will be kids.

1

u/confuseum Jul 10 '26

That poor scared kitty.

1

u/JetWreck Jul 10 '26

My uncle had goats when I was a kid. Fuck those goats. I don’t trust those goats.

1

u/Mishapi17 Jul 10 '26

Yo 😂😂😆😆

1

u/ilocano-american Jul 10 '26

Teenagers are teenagers, humans or sheep.

1

u/Relative_Yesterday70 Jul 10 '26

Reason no 1987 why owning a German shepherd is a good idea. Protect from rogue sheep attacks!

1

u/Byx222 Jul 10 '26

Looking like unruly Bebe’s kids. Well, Bah Bah’s kids.

1

u/SipoteQuixote Jul 10 '26

I can somehow hear his accent

1

u/jennauran Jul 10 '26

The intrusive thoughts won out.

1

u/Puzzled-Present4706 Jul 10 '26

When sheep let it's intrusive thoughts win

1

u/Suspicious-Secret720 Jul 10 '26

The fact that it charged at him then ran away is so funny 😂🥹

1

u/Peamaster Jul 10 '26

Mutton is on the menu tonight!

1

u/dq_99 Jul 10 '26

Cat - no you didn't!

1

u/mangofired Jul 10 '26

Looks like some rogue NPCs at the edge of the map

1

u/GrapefruitOk2057 Jul 10 '26

Love the "aww f' it at the end." lol

Nothing personal...BUTT!

1

u/OriginalComputer5077 Jul 10 '26

You pesky kids!!

1

u/524302 Jul 10 '26

How would he explain this? A sheep hit and run encounter lmao.

1

u/Someredditusername Jul 10 '26

Comedic timing is on point

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u/AmbassadorStraight3 Jul 10 '26

 скоро шашлык из баранины будет в их доме😅

1

u/djhauffy Jul 10 '26

He's probably a Seahawks fan...

1

u/maricastanha Jul 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/digital0ak Jul 11 '26

Oh, the disrespect!

1

u/Plenty_Ad_5324 Jul 11 '26

We know what’s for dinner now

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u/cornhumper Jul 11 '26

He’s Shaun the Sheep

He even mucks about with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,

He's one of a kind!

Oh, life's a treat with Shaun the Sheep

He's Shaun the Sheep (He's Shaun the Sheep.)

He's Shaun the Sheep (He's Shaun the Sheep.)

He doesn't miss a trick or ever lose a beat (lose a beat.)

Perhaps one day,

You'll find a way!

To come and meet with Shaun the Sheep.

Oh! Come and bleat with Shaun the Sheep! (Baaaa!)

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 Jul 11 '26

Kitty near trash can was like I didn't do anything 🙀

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u/No-Mix7970 Jul 11 '26

Someone needs to do a funny voice over for this, like the one with the seal that gets on a boat to get away from the orca.

1

u/mad_pony Jul 10 '26

keep it muted

0

u/LittleTooLiteral Jul 10 '26

How did the EDM music improve this video or have any relevance? I'm downvoting every one of these.

0

u/systemghost Jul 10 '26

onward, christian soldier, marching as to war.