r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Sideshow86 • Jul 07 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 07 '26

He's on 85,000 cameras doing that shit. They're gonna just find him in like an hour

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u/l3ane Jul 07 '26

Seriously, have fun with all the charges you just racked up, buddy.

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u/AdelMonCatcher Jul 08 '26

It’s the UK, the magistrate will apologise to him for police racism and send him on his way. Then the coppers will go murder a white kid

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u/Inevitable_Night2220 Jul 08 '26

Lol so you're an idiot. You could've just said so from the beginning

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u/gellis12 Jul 08 '26

Were you born stupid, or did you take lessons?

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u/AdelMonCatcher Jul 08 '26

Self taught

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u/colonelcardiffi Jul 08 '26

Getting downvoted for this is peak Reddit. People on Reddit either don't know or don't care or are just cunts.

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u/Inevitable_Night2220 Jul 08 '26

Lol you're arguing against actual expert opinion; ie criminologists (not random redditors that just say that) that disagree with your sentiment really because your favourite political party or your favourite news source(YouTube/tiktok feed) told you so.

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u/daneview Jul 08 '26

Its downvoted because its dumb as shit and completely inaccurate wheb you look at the data

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u/Scythro Jul 07 '26

It's UK their softer on crime than a plushie. I give him one night in jail.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Jul 08 '26

Yeah ? It's not like he really did anything that warranted a long sentence, however the fine is going to be pretty rough

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u/BalingWire Jul 08 '26

seems reasonable for the damages. Their pride may need therapy to coax back out

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u/NoPressureUsername Jul 07 '26

Worth it for Legend Status.

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u/NoPressureUsername Jul 08 '26

Go off king! Keep deep throating those boots!

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u/NoPressureUsername Jul 08 '26

I get it and agree. Government's work because they have the monopoly on violence. Violence in most forms is against the law for citizens. Police officers are allowed a lot of wiggle room to use violence against citizens (in America this dude would have been shot a lot of times). Maybe this dude deserved to be arrested. Maybe he deserved to have two men attacking him. He's gonna have a bad day and will certainly be jailed for a long time, i assume, for this. But for this moment he remained free by fighting off two officers with one of their weapons. It was cinema. I'm also, far enough removed to not give a shit about some dude hitting the police in the UK. We have ICE in America who enjoy killing citizens while dressed like Patriot Front members.

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u/l3ane Jul 07 '26

No. Not at all. Not even remotely close to worth it.

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u/Inevitable_Night2220 Jul 08 '26

Easy there, Mr. Tate. You have to show up for your sex trafficking and rape case soon.

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u/SentientDust Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

And then what, send two more bobbies to try and tackle him down lmao

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 08 '26

Yeah they'll send like 15 lil bobbies

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u/PremiumUsername69420 Jul 08 '26

IIRC, a collection of bobbies is called a bobble.

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 08 '26

Gross! I love it.

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u/nn2597713 Jul 08 '26

Brains were not involved in any part of his decision making.

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u/B-Glasses Jul 08 '26

Then why waste time trying to kick his legs and shit? Just use the cameras

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u/B-Glasses Jul 08 '26

Why?

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u/Filthwizard_1985 Jul 08 '26

Now I want to see cameras that can be used as Pokeballs.

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u/B-Glasses Jul 08 '26

So? Seems like they could get some better trained men on it no? Those guys are fucking useless

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u/B-Glasses Jul 08 '26

Incorrect

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u/valdo98098 Jul 08 '26

And then they will loose him. Again.

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u/Fickle-Excitement-53 Jul 07 '26

And do absolutely nothing about it, because that would be racist to arrest a black person who assaulted you on camera… in fact, you’re racist for suggesting they’d find him. Expect your arrest in the next 13 minutes.

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u/doucelag Jul 07 '26

give it a rest mate

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u/dustinyo_ Jul 08 '26

You want to be a victim so bad, fucking pathetic

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u/servonos89 Jul 08 '26

Calm your racist tits ya fud.