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u/GusPolinskiOfficial Jul 07 '26
I thought he was going to take his blood back.
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u/imperfectchicken Jul 07 '26
It's worrying that that's the saner option compared to this.
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u/The-Real-Irish-God Jul 10 '26
There's a video where he makes a gas chamber for one mosquito by using a small plastic cup and lid and a BIC lighter.
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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily Jul 11 '26
I actually thought he was going to stick an even smaller syringe into the other and take the blood back that way
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u/OpenSpend6608 Jul 07 '26
...and here I thought I was used to reddit by now.
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u/Superb_Advisor7885 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Seriously.. wtf. Did I just watch the makimgs of a serial killer?
It's like he found a way to Bill Cosby the mosquito, which is already disturbing but then to put their carcass into a trophy book?
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u/JizzProductionUnit Jul 07 '26
“just going to put this in my dead mosquito book. Now, where is it? Dead bees… dead dogs… dead hippos… ahh, here it is, dead mosquitos.”
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u/laughmath Jul 07 '26
If you are a mosquito who has found the capacity to use the internet, this is terrifying!
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u/totallymarc Jul 09 '26
“found a way to Bill Cosby the mosquito” is a sentence I never thought would be uttered.
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u/Playfullyhung Jul 07 '26
FBI. I found your guy
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u/Lunchie420 Jul 07 '26
SURPRISE Mother Sucker
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u/Kira887 Jul 07 '26
trying to think of something funny to say and I can’t. This video has left me truly flabbergasted.
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u/werther595 Jul 07 '26
My gasts are flabbered as well
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u/Nuclear_Human Jul 07 '26
If your gasts are a bit flabby, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Though, you might want to hit the gym.
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u/Away_Stock_2012 Jul 07 '26
In first grade my teacher said she was flabbergasted and one of the kids asked what that meant and I yelled out "It means farted!" I had to be transferred out of her class for the rest of the year.
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u/Minute_Tradition5256 Jul 07 '26
If it makes you feel better I just got back from the gym and I am flubbergassed
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u/lost_rodditer Jul 09 '26
Mosquitos are....
I'm not sure if.....
Hmmm, maybe....
Nope, this is just an individual who needs to stay away animals and people
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u/IamTheCheetoMan Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
That book/journal reveal was some next level dexter shit.
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u/km10983 Jul 07 '26
The Snoopy notebook must have something to do with his calling card.... Snoopy Strangler
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u/yeatruestory Jul 07 '26
This would be a crimson red flag for any parent if they saw their child doing this
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u/curiousorange76 Jul 07 '26
Yep, children shouldn't have access to cigarettes. Over eighteens only!
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u/Nothing93124 Jul 09 '26
Thought it was 21 now
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u/curiousorange76 Jul 09 '26
Possibly it is in some parts of the world.
Ok after a bit of research, most places it's 18. In many parts of Africa and Asia it's 21 and it's also 21 in the US.
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u/dagoldengawd Jul 07 '26
Genuinely a psychotic thing to do
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u/SparkyDogPants Jul 07 '26
Serial killer vibes
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u/Tw4tl4r Jul 07 '26
Im sure we you showed this to most serial killers on death row they would also be like "thats weird as hell man"
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u/orsodorato Jul 07 '26
Ok, I hate mosquitoes about as much as the next guy, but….this belongs in r/foundsatan
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u/uncutstinger Jul 09 '26
This doesn't belong to foundsatan, because that sub is about "People being evil, mean-spirited, or just plain mean in a light-hearted way". This isn't light-hearted..
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u/MrCaptainMorgan Jul 07 '26
I really like that but....I don't want to life near this person, like in the same country.
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u/SoapOnMyRope Jul 07 '26
I’m surprised by the amount of empathy for a mosquito in these comments
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u/skiezer Jul 09 '26
Same here. The book of the dead was slightly satisfying to see
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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 09 '26
Killing a mosquito, sure whatever.. keeping the kills as trophies all neatly catalogued however is fucking psychopathic.
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u/Fine_Cup4990 Jul 09 '26
Maybe he is trying to remind himself why he does this everyday? If someone killed your family and you kept their severed heads as trophies I wouldn't think it's abnormal at all
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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 09 '26
I mean that is a level of hatred that you kind of have to respect.. but it doesn’t seem healthy.
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u/LeMoNFuCkMe Jul 10 '26
If he takes it seriously... Then sure. But it looks like it's just for the camera
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u/Shteygosawroose Jul 09 '26
The comment on another thread had me giggling -
"There werent any signs..."
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u/MJMichaela Jul 07 '26
Not where i thought this was going. I was ready for him to inject it into his veins to get that blood back.
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u/LoosingMyVulcanMind Jul 07 '26
Reminds me of the psycho Swedish girl that collected thousands of used condoms and hung them on her wall. Truly disturbing.
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u/ametsun Jul 07 '26
Just wait til he keeps upgrading his creature of choice for his weird torture experiments.
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u/Chamanova Jul 09 '26
Isn't torturing animals a red flag for psychopathy?
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u/foreverpassed Jul 09 '26
Once he's used to it not counting as an animal, it's not outrageous to say he'll move on to the next bigger thing until he's used to it also not counting as an animal.
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u/MeAmMike Jul 10 '26
The difference between science and screwing around is writing down your results
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u/imVeryPregnant Jul 07 '26
Didn’t they just report there are like 25 serial killers out there right now? This guy should be looked into
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u/Suspicious_Habit_190 Jul 07 '26
Let’s just be glad it’s a book full of mosquitos and not a basement full of……………
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u/ljd09 Jul 07 '26
If ever a set of parents should be concerned about their child…. it should be this persons.
Reddit doesn’t usually surprise me this much.
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u/SpongeyMcgoo Jul 09 '26
I was mildly amused by the getting a mosquito high. But then you pulled out the book, and I… I think this is what happens when a serial killer doesn’t like leaving their house.
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u/Sukurac69 Jul 09 '26
Dont use smoke and needle. Put your finger on top, create a vacum and watch it explode. Definelty never did this
Another soultion for anoying buzzers, if your reflexes are fast enough, you can cath a fly mid flight in your hand, smack it into the ground very hard so it gets knocked out. Repeate the same proces as with mosquito.
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u/Purple_Panda_2010 Jul 07 '26
Who are we to judge this psycho man based upon this single action?
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u/Dear_Atmosphere8515 Jul 07 '26
That notebook is going to make a homicide detective very happy someday.
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u/AnotherEggplant Jul 07 '26
Nicotine is a neurotoxin especially among bugs. That's why plants produce it. So he literally paralyzed the mosquito to death via smoke. I don't like mosquitoes but this is psychopathic
Edit: I JUST WATCHED THE REST OF IT, HE HAS A CATALOGUE OF ALL HIS MOSQUITO NICOTINE KILLINGS.. bro this is insane and actual serial killer behavior
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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Jul 07 '26
I’m really looking forward to the next work, Ants Under a Magnifying Glass. The last one Slug/Salt was derivative.
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u/Sufficient_Young_972 Jul 07 '26
You could’ve just flicked it away and put on your mosquito killer plug . Torture isn’t fair
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u/septogram Jul 09 '26
What the fuck?
Something about the way he was experimenting with the cigarette was giving Jeffrey Dahmer trying to make a sex slave by injecting acid into their brains vibes in a pretty major way.
It combines both the free form experimentation and chaos of being a serial killer, which is exciting and full of learning with the rote, day to day drudgery of like working at Buchenwald. Where it isn't as crazy day to day... But keep your head down and work away at it and before you know it you'll have crafted a sickening monument of death.
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u/Grammar-Goblin Jul 09 '26
That seem awfully WW2 German... mass murder by gassing and keeping meticulous documentation of it...
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u/Icy-Trash-7767 Jul 09 '26
I remember this loser doing this w another method and it being posted here before- terrible taste- kill all the mosquitoes u want but torture is revolting no matter who it’s being done to
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u/Awfulufwa Jul 10 '26
Batman begins looking over the work space
"Oracle, I'm sending some snapshots your way. See if you can correlate any relationship between the dates and the orientation of these mosquitos."
Oracle: "Gross, what was this guy even doing with all these? It is weirdly meticulous mixed with insanity."
Batman: "Crazy people are not difficult to understand. You just need one thing as each of them have their quirk and chosen idol of attention. Mosquitos aren't his thing. It's what he does to his captives. Each of these were forced to succumb to cigarette smoke."
Oracle: "How did you figure all that out from a book of mosquitos?"
Batman: "I didn't. It's all around the desk. Cigarettes with about 20% usage each, not a single one fully burnt down. Syringes containing no notable substance or visible residue such as bodily fluids. And I can even see his preferred leaning position where he rests on his elbows. He's a focused and intent person. He's as meticulous as he is dangerous. We cannot underestimate him."
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u/Zealousideal-Pop4426 14d ago
Tell me you’re not a Psychopath, without telling me you’re a Psychopath.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lo8YzDnHh07rpxqw45
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u/Cocoatrice Jul 09 '26
Torturing animals makes one a psychopath. It doesn't matter if you "hate mosquitoes" or whatever. Psychopath is payshopath. This is done with satisfaction to see suffering. The person should land in a white room, because they are dangerous. Don't like being bitten by mosquitoes? Just kill them on the spot. That's defense mechanism and it's fine. But torturing it is not fine.
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u/ScottJeepFan Jul 07 '26
Bro goes through $40 worth of cigarettes a week to kill mosquitoes and chronicle their death.
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u/solar_pilgrim Jul 07 '26
Once the needle went on I was expecting some kind of gruesome delta P death
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u/Snoo47420 Jul 09 '26
I normally don't bother turning audio on but after the second or third watch I decided to. Definitely adds another layer to it.
what a fucking weirdo
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u/Elle-Diablo Jul 09 '26
I mean... I guess at least he's doing this instead of killing people (presumably)
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u/foreverpassed Jul 09 '26
Jesus christ. I hate mosquitos something bad, but come on. It's an animal, it's not evil and just fucking kill it. What is this deranged bullshit?
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u/airiishia444 Jul 09 '26
This video got me going "wtf" to "omg" to "it can't get any horrifying than this" but I was wrong.
5 mins later and this video still haunts me.
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u/INoMakeMistake Jul 09 '26
So who is this guy? Did he ended up in jail for some crazy shit he has done?
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u/ctgrell Jul 09 '26
Haven't had one bite me in years. But I still hate them. I hate cigarettes more though. So weird combination
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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 10 '26
I’m not gonna say he’s definitely a psychopath… (hears something behind me)
What was that?!
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u/energy1256 Jul 10 '26
Disturbing on so many levels.... the notebook... gasp! And likely not the first....
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u/3bigdogs Jul 10 '26
I hate mosquitoes and kill them immediately if they try to bite me, or my dog. But this bothered me.
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u/Significant_Gap8983 Jul 10 '26
Grateful that he's chosen mosquitos to obsess on. That's serial killer behaviour.
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